You lousy buttsloth! Not one of the 28 entries got displayed! Are you prejudiced or somethin? HUH!?!? You got a problem with me? I'm sure people would be glad to see some new entries from seeing as I've been gone so long! Especially considering that since I left it's just been the same old crap over and over! Or are you just afraid of me? Is that it? YOU FEAR ME!!! Infidel! -The unappreciated Heckler X (HECKLER X)
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I am the Demon of HO, and I will eat you. (Demon ofHO)
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My balls are made of chrome. (Demon ofHO)
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Makes flying an airline one hell of a journey. But hey, I can always fly myself. (Demon ofHO)
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Don't need no stinkin tan. (Demon ofHO)
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Yves is a dork, oh wait, i already said that...Okay, Yves is a really big dork (Ourself)
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My medication is evil, it gives me nightmares, which makes me not want to go to sleep. (Ourself)
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Sometimes I hear voices, sometimes it's just a bunch of different voices calling my name, sometimes they groan or talk to me, sometimes they tell me to kill. Won't you be my neighbor (Ourself)
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Ooooo...Nice feet (Ourself)
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Hey, if i knew you were coming, i would have baked a cake, or called 911, cause you're the bomb
(Ourself)
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You're beautiful
You're beautiful
You're beautiful as the Sun
You're wonderful
You're wonderful
You're wonderful as they Come
And I can't help but laugh at myself because i don't know the rest of the words to this song (Ourself)
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I thought my extreme ups and downs were just normal teenage moodiness, but i'm a psychopath (Ourself)
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Tupperware!! Where the hell is the tupperware party (Ourself)
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Oh!! I have one, I have one, I have one...Noooooo..I lost it, i lost it, i lost it (Ourself)
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I just got a new boyfriend, and i'm not quite sure if this is a coincidence or what, but i've been breaking out. Am i allergic to him??? (Ourself)
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Jack in the Box gives you tapeworms...Is that the toy surprise?? (Ourself)
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Women eat more fruit, men eat more veggies (Ourself)
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If Meatloaf is an old fat guy, think of what Roseanne is??!?!? (Ourself)
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Who wrote this???? (Ourself)
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I want my dog to like him (Ourself)
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Leave Chelsea alone!! (Ourself)
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The honeymooning couple it was a fine day for horseback riding. After a mile or so, the bride's mount cantered under a low tree and a branch scraped her forehead lightly. The groom dismounted, glared at his wife's horse, and said "That's number one." The ride then proceeded. Another mile later the bride's horse stumbled over a pebble and the lady suffered a slight jostling. Again, her man leapt from his saddle and strode over to the nervous animal his wife was riding. "That's two," he said. Five miles later, the bride's horse became frightened when a rabbit crossed its path, reared up and threw the girl. Immediately, the groom was off the horse. "That's three!" he shouted, and pulling out a pistol, he shot the horse between the eyes. "You brute!" shrieked his bride. "Now I see the kind of man I married! You're a sadist, that's what!" The groom turned to her coolly. "That's one," he said. (SSAdams17)
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Why is it words like "gay" and "queer" have come to be derogatory terms for homosexuals? Really, when people call them these names they're just saying they're "jubilant weirdos"! (Demon ofHO)
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Of course there is no one really named Frecklejuice4. There are too many letters. (SewerDude)
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I wonder how many of people realized that? (SewerDude)
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I wonder how many people can count? (SewerDude)
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I wonder what I would look like if I had really big armpits. (SewerDude)
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No one really talks about the size of arm pits. You never hear a parent say "Little Billy has such big armpits. I just know he's going to be a success" (SewerDude)
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Hey babee. Nice armpits (SewerDude)
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I named my armpits Ernesto and Charlie (SewerDude)
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Ernesto is the one on the right of course...in case you meet me one day and want to say hello to my arm pits (SewerDude)
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This is better than the "sHOw me..." game (SewerDude)
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I really think Bob Saget is funny. I mean, I died laughing every time I saw Full House. (JaneDoe68)
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If I changed my online name to Biochick, would my posts be up there? (JaneDoe68)
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I have a feeling they would be. (JaneDoe68)
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I am the product of what happens when you are grounded for more than a week. (JaneDoe68)
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If I keep submitting, maybe one of mine will be up there, someday..... (JaneDoe68)
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I've never been a bean burrito before. (JaneDoe68)
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One time, I won the Digitial Graffiti contest. All those of you who voted for me, thank you, you have allowed me to have more online time to annoy YOU. (JaneDoe68)
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You know whats fun? Get a pocket speller and type in obsenities to see what they come up with. (JaneDoe68)
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I'm a cow.Moooooooo.......moo. (JaneDoe68)
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15 Ways you can tell if you are going insane (or are extremely bored)
You start to think episodes of Weird Science are funny
You post many times in the random game
you teach your dog how to slow dance
you begin to admire the Olsen twins for their versatility
you enjoy hanging out with your mom
chores begin to sound fun
going to school sounds like a relief
you put obsenities into a pocket speller, just to see what words it comes up with
You believe youself to be any type of animal (except for cows, because we all are cows)
You specifically set your alarm clock to wake up at three to watch singled out
You pay the pizza delivery boy $50 to stay for a couple of extra minutes
You write and send out invitations for your and Brad Pitt/Claudia Schiffer's wedding
You develop a strange obsession with head cheese
You drive to five different gas stations till you finally find one that is two cents cheaper than the others
You start to rely on the phsycic friends hotline
I think I may have a problem. (JaneDoe68)
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There should be a limit on posts for people like me. (JaneDoe68)
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Quote from Clueless: Cher: Tai, you actually like that guy?... He is such a RANDOM. (JaneDoe68)
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HO should come up with a new symbol. ;) is getting old. It should be $$. (JaneDoe68)
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Bye everyone. Its been real. (JaneDoe68)
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If the world exploded, would we be dead? (CRobin3963)
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Boy...ain't it amazing at the things you think of when you're bored.... (Lonelytear)
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hello??? did ANYONE notice Biochick 2!! what's that all about? (BabyLamms)
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Suntan lotion is good for me. You protect me, teeheehee. Ohh, the sun tries to burn me but you won't let it will ya! Ultraviolet rays - BAD Lotion - GOOD (BabyLamms)
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Holy Jeez, looky what we got here. That silly penguin is back again.
----No, Mr. Madison, there no penguin. You got too much sun today. There NO penguin!!----
It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here. I gotta send him back to the South Pole. Penguiiinnn, don't you dare run away. Come here Mr. Penguin! (BabyLamms)
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CALL THE ZOO!! (BabyLamms)
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Where the hell is he, I'm starving.
-- I had some Triscuit crackers in the car, you should of had some. --
Well maybe if you told me there were delicious Triscuit crackers in the car, I could have enjoyed them with you.
-- I'm sorry --
Well sorry doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach, now does it Carl. (BabyLamms)
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Shampoo is bettah, I go on first and clean the hair.
Conditioner is bettah, I leave the hair feeling silky and smooth.
Oh really fool?
Really!...stop looking at me swan. (BabyLamms)
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Ahh-hahahahahahahaha SHUT UP!! (BabyLamms)
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Dontcha think you better go to bed. You've got a big day tomorrow, a day filled with daquris, Nintendo and jack-off magazines. (BabyLamms)
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You gotta nice legs....but you no gotta much brains. (MW934902)
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Come on Johnny, gimme a drink....where's my blackjack table (MW934902)
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Come on Johnny, gimme a drink..... Where the hell's my blackjack table??? (MW934902)
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Jets are cool!
(CONGO22586)
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I was NJFoNiX, but now I'm back as me, I just came back from camp. Biochick...did you forget about me?! (Wallaby16)
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I am easily amused. (Wallaby16)
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I think. (Wallaby16)
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Good night. (Wallaby16)
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Sleep tight. (Wallaby16)
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Don't let the bed bugs pinch. (Wallaby16)
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I think I have amnesia, and I just wanted to say..... (Wallaby16)
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wait, no..... (Wallaby16)
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hold on.... (Wallaby16)
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forget it. (Wallaby16)
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Why is everybody staring at me? (Wallaby16)
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2 bees, or 3 bees... No wait 2 bee or not 2 bee....3 bees like I said.. (Wallaby16)
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If I were living in the 16th century... would my screen name be........no wait, that doesn't work (Wallaby16)
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I am individually a group. (Wallaby16)
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You know, your face is really annoying me. (Wallaby16)
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And why must you stand there with that milk moustache? (Wallaby16)
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You know what, I just came back from camp. (Wallaby16)
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You don't wanna know what the food tasted like. (Wallaby16)
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My boyfriend was butt-ugly. (Wallaby16)
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everyone in my division hated me. (Wallaby16)
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I got 7 new zits. (Wallaby16)
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but all in all, I had a good time. (Wallaby16)
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I once heard a proverb...A friend in need is when you head for home. (Wallaby16)
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WLW might have started the palindrome thing here, but I think it was originally started by 2 pals in Rome. (Wallaby16)
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happy happy, hoy joy, happy happy, joy joy? Where' the lysol? I NEED the lysol. And free time. (Laurenne14)
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Hey, guess what, I'm gonna be like those twins in the Shining and repeat MODNAR, MODNAR over and over. Random! Random, I say! (Laurenne14)
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The random game is the only game in HO where I feel I get the freedom to speak as I choose. (JaneDoe68)
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does anybody remember intellivision? It was like nintendo, only the controls looked like a phone. I wonder whose idea it was to make such a moronic game pad. (JaneDoe68)
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I wish I was still five years old, so I could get away with picking my boogers and sucking my thumb in public. (JaneDoe68)
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Now people just think I'm strange when I suck my thumb. (JaneDoe68)
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I guess its also not very becoming for a 17 yr old girl to pick her nose in public. (JaneDoe68)
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Maybe I should stop. (JaneDoe68)
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I bet Nell could get away with it. (JaneDoe68)
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I'd have to say the most annoying name of a band was The the. (JaneDoe68)
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You know, I don't even care if I win the random game. I just want people to laugh at what I write. If thats not pathetic, I don't know what is. (JaneDoe68)
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an actual ad in the personals: SDM looking for SWF who is into S&M. Must be good w/children. (JaneDoe68)
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Art is only a manifestation of God's and man's creativity. It could even be that gunk that you get unplugged from your sink if you're lucky enough to have a bottle of Draino in your cabinets. But I have no Draino, therefore do I have no art? (Monamad)
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Stop it.....STOP IT!! (Chrsb)
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Isn't "snoopers" a funny word? "Haggle" is silly too. (Chrsb)
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Y'know. of course, that noone ever even reads these except for the people who send in entries and they only read it to see if their entries got picked. So, it's really just a waste of space. For instance, none of you will even see this informative little message from the wise old Heckler X because you're all just scrollin down the screen at warp speed hoping to catch a glimpse of your name somewhere. I know this cause I do it too. (HECKLER X)
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So frecklejuice thinks he's funnier than the rest of us, eh? WELL HE IS! That little... um, yeah... made me laugh the livin hamsters out o' me toilet. Or somethin like that. However, Frecklejuice, you are new, and so have never seen or heard of me. Well, I'm the enigmatic Heckler X, one-time king of the Random Game until I got more involved in the true art of heckling: Pissing off people in chatrooms. I may be back some day, but until then, you can check out my work in the file "The Age of Reason" -Still wonderin why the buttsloth who runs this game hasn't been showin any of his entries, Heckler X (HECKLER X)
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CONFESSIONS OF A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC:
"I don't drink any more, but I don't drink any less" (Monamad)
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They've been trying to send me back for years. Where, you ask? Anywhere that doesn't cost more than a $.25 postage stamp. (Monamad)
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Last night I thought a fly was in my ear. I was wrong. (Monamad)
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Go away! Leave! Go! GO! Leave now! Get out of here! Scram! Scattadle! Burn in hell you scum sucking worm! (Monamad)
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I'm on my 1,999 flush. One more and I'll be there.....or empty....which ever comes first. (Monamad)
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HEY I THINK THIS SITE IS AWSOME
AND IT RULES TAKE ADVICE FROM ME IM POPULAR LOTS OF GIRLS ASK FOR ME
I REALLY WANNA WIN THANKS DOOM564 (Doom564)
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this thing is really lame (Gray98590)
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Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny! (Bsakruzz)
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my mommy says i'm not allowed to talk to strangers...but i do (CRobin3963)
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this is an attempt to reach neked alien woman from mars with 6 breasts for the nibbling
(ALIEN19833)
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Hello. I am camzone.w I am not funny. (Camzone)
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Hostile people make the world unhappy. (Biochick2)
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Some people have sent me mail, I wonder if they got the wrong person, just trying to make friends.........why doesn't anyone like my name, I think it's neato. (Biochick2)
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Frecklejuice4 is good in bed.......too bad he's a HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Biochick2)
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I may be new.....but I'm not stupid. (Biochick2)
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Remember....Aol will never ask for your password or screename. (Biochick2)
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I AM HERE TO STAY!!!!!!! NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!! I AM THE RULER OF CYBER WORLD. I HAVE READ THE OTHER COPIER BIOCHICK'S STUFF, SHE STINKS!!!!! HA HA HA. PLUS, EVIDENTALLY, SHE DOESN'T PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE!!!! 3 LINE NOVELS FOR HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Biochick2)
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I am a green chair. A fuzzy, felt, furry, greeen chair... (Superchair)
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Coca Cola Classic sucks.
(Mr Onliner)
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I prefer Coca Cola Placid. (Mr Onliner)
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Or Coca Cola Plastic.
(Mr Onliner)
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I hated that damn stick! (Mr Onliner)
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Welcome to the Super Sunday Extravaganza, during which all of us who have
been accused of overposting print our self-censored ideas from the last 3
days. Never question our posting habits again, or our next boycott may be
longer...... (MagicClams)
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I hate those "Bally's Gym" commercials on TV where they keep shifting from
picture to picture, cuz I'm constantly thinking, "Should I be attracted to
that body part?" I'm afraid to commit myself for fear I might be wrong.... (MagicClams)
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God doesn't make fat chicks.... (MagicClams)
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Why do they bother to make perfumed toilet paper? They're fighting a losing
battle..... (MagicClams)
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Just remember, people: You can't comb the hair of an Irish setter in an easy-bake oven.... (MagicClams)
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Why is it that recorders, those little flute-looking things that they make
you play in grade school, can be assembled and disassembled in seconds? Is
this some sort of pre-adolescent military training, or what? (MagicClams)
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I was talking to my friend yesterday about the movie "The Hudsucker Proxy",
and the following is a portion of our conversation that I found rather
disturbing:
Him: "Man, Jennifer Jason Leigh was looking so HOT in that movie, but it was
hot in, like, a weird sort of way, you know? Not hot like I wanted to screw
her, but like, hot like she looked DAMN GOOD!"
Me: "Yeah, I think I've heard of that. It's called 'beautiful'."
Him: "Um, yeah, you know what I mean, sort of."
Me: "I weep for my generation." (MagicClams)
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I think that the old adage, "What comes up, must come down." is a joke. I
mean, what about all those pigs I saw flying through the air, huh? They ain't coming down for nobody, no how! (MagicClams)
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The strippers are on their way as we speak, so get ready, Chico! (MagicClams)
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I think we need to start a Hecklers Online Softshoe Club. Anyone interested
in joining? As your leader, I will be utterly merciless toward you whenever
you make the slightest mistake, so be prepared. I said "Step, pause, turn, pause, pivot, step, STEP!" NOT "Step, pause, turn, pause, pivot, step, PAUSE!" Shudder! I'm working with amateurs! Go home and tell your mother that you're a flop! (MagicClams)
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I was just thinking about the OJ trial. Well, I guess that was our
generation's big T.V. moment. Lucky us, huh? Our parents get the moon
landing and the JFK assassination, we get some football schmuck's murder
acquittal.... (MagicClams)
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Most of the gay guys I have met are decidedly uncool. They seemed to combine
all of the negative aspects of estrogen with all of the negative aspects of testosterone. That makes for a pretty annoying little hormonal cocktail! (MagicClams)
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I'm trying to think up some new ideas for Halloween costumes for this year.....right now, I'm leaning toward wearing a ski mask, and nothing else and going as "The Naked Burglar". (MagicClams)
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I'm thinking about getting a tatoo. Right now, I'm leaning toward having it look like Bill Clinton's face. Guess where it's going to be........ (MagicClams)
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That's right, my forearm! Excellent guess! (MagicClams)
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If you heard someone yelling out, "Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!" you'd
probably think they were leading a team of rowers, wouldn't you? But what if they aren't..... (MagicClams)
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I just saw one of those commercials for York Peppermint Patties. I think
they must be spiking them with acid. I've seen people on acid, and they react JUST LIKE that. (MagicClams)
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I'm consistently shocked at how little knowledge the average person has of
classical music. I fear for the future of a nation where "The Ride of the Valkyrie" must be referred to as the "Kill the Wabbit song". (MagicClams)
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I think I'm finally getting into better shape. I don't get so winded when I pound down a taco with a bourbon chaser these days. (MagicClams)
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When I get older, I think I'm going to devote my life to teaching
underpriviledged inner-city kids how to gamble. I mean, what better way to
get out of poverty than to go to Vegas and make a big score? (MagicClams)
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I find it pretty pathetic that you guys created a person to keep this game alive, AKA FreckleJuice4, then crowned him "King", despite the fact you couldn't think up a single funny thing for him to say. Hang your heads in shame! You're pathetic! (MagicClams)
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You know, I hate it when I'm chewing gum and then my gum passes that
proverbial "point of no return" in my throat, and I have to swallow it or
choke to death. It's always a tough choice.....I mean, gum is so sweet and
tasty.....but choking is bad..... (MagicClams)
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I think people should be less picky about what they eat. I mean, for
chrissake, they're going to be eating all that fried human flesh that the
government is calling "Doritos" anyway, so what does it matter if they spike
it with that drug that causes anal leakage? (MagicClams)
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If you're on acid and you see a REAL monster, I bet it doesn't really
bother you. (MagicClams)
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Everyone knows that girlfriends are only obstacles, not barriers. But does that rule apply to wives as well? (Suprsweete)
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Top Ten Rejected Names for Yoo-Hoo
10. Foofaraw
9. Woo-hah!
8. Yodelehihoo!
7. I Wish I Were Chocolate Milk....
6. Yuck Fou
5. Spooge Juice
4. I Can't Believe It's Not Toxic
3. Ovaltine's Bastard Son
2. Scooby-Doobie-Doo
1. Hey sailor! (MagicClams)
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One day, a snake came up to a fox, and said,"It seems to me that I know you." The fox said,"Yes It seems that way to me, too. "Well then give me some money." "A fox doesn't give money, replied the tricky animal, who in order to escape jumped down a deep ravine full of strawberries and chicken honey. But the Snake was there waiting with a Mephistophelean laugh."I'm going to teach you how to live!" The fox shouted drawing his knife. But the snake was quicker. With a well-chosen blow of his fist, he struck the fox on the middle of the forehead, which broke into a thousand pieces while he screamed,"No,No, Four times No! I am not your daughter!" -Eugene Ionesco, The Bald Soprano (SoupEater)
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I am not WLWTroub, I am not Biochick1, I am not MagicClams, I am not Tocadisco, I am shelly and I am just fine with that. (SMAC48)
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Hmm, have you ever had that not so fresh feeling? Boy, the random game does a lot to a gal. (Lonelytear)
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Is the world MagicClam's oyster? (Biochick1)
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Gee, that Biochick2 girl is cool. Wish I could be more like her. (Biochick1)
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I don't like fudge. I do, however, like Fudgicles. Go figure. (Biochick1)
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And what is up with all these questions starting with "and"? (Biochick1)
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"...the likes of..." -- as if. (Biochick1)
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I think the word passe, has become passe. Now that's ironic. (Biochick1)
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JENNY MCCARTHY RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This game is so phat. Give blood;play hockey. Second place is the first loser. No crying;not ever ( unless you take a blow to the nuts. I love this game. Ken Griffey Jr Rulezz. (TDivito882)
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A poem in progress:
PRO
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wordplays are fun
And so are you!
GRESS (Biochick1)
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Don't ever say to a cop, "You can't arrest me." Because they can, and will. I learned the hard way. (Biochick1)
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Ever need a sure-fire date ender? "I've got to go and pick up that foot odor cream," seems to work. Of course, you may be going out with a foot fetisher (not a word, but it should be) and that would only excite them more. But life is full of those little risks. (Biochick1)
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Frogs frogs frogs. Everywhere frogs. Ribbit. Ribbit. Frogs. (Biochick1)
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You don't really have to bow down to me. Just some chocalate would be nice. (Biochick1)
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"Man go by some mango!" If I was in charge of US Mango sales, that would be the slogan. I think sales would really increase. People like word play, you know. (Biochick1)