You know you've been eating too much chocolate when Tocadisco starts to make sense. (LtJG RJ2)
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The Random Game is a huge joke, and this is the punchline. (LtJG RJ2)
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The Random Game is a huge joke and I am the punchline. (LtJG RJ2)
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I have a blow worthy of a frost giant. Can you say the same? (LtJG RJ2)
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Leeches rule! Shaddap! (LtJG RJ2)
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I knew they were coming back... really I did. (LtJG RJ2)
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Answer these questions three! (LtJG RJ2)
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What is your name? (LtJG RJ2)
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What is your quest? (LtJG RJ2)
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What is your favorite color? (LtJG RJ2)
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Great movie. (LtJG RJ2)
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See, that's the difference between me and WLW Trob. When I steal humor, I admit it. (LtJG RJ2)
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Of course, leeches really do suck, but they don't suck, persay. Well, they do suck, persay, but what the hell kind of word is persay anyway? (LtJG RJ2)
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Good day, ladies and all you other women out there. (LtJG RJ2)
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This game makes me feel all mushy, or did I sit in something? (LtJG RJ2)
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I can read comic books and play the Random Game simultaneously. (LtJG RJ2)
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Watch none of this get posted. (LtJG RJ2)
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Well, whadda ya know, I was wrong, hopefully. (LtJG RJ2)
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Farewell... (LtJG RJ2)
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You wanna hear something sad: A couple years ago I turned 13 in the Sizzler. Not just any Sizzler, I became a teenager in the very same Sizzler where someone had been shot two weeks earlier. I will never again go the Sizzler in Cockeysville, MD. Maybe that's cause its closed now. Well, it was right next door to the Econo Lodge. Okay, now I've said too much. Its a shame I have to kill you now. Insane ------------->
(SMAC48)
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a guy walks into a bar. OUCH (SerpentRed)
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Like why do we do this day after day?? (Dkitten27)
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meow meow ^,,^ (Dkitten27)
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^,.^ <~~ a kitty wink for all of you who crack me up day after day and make work enjoyable for a few. I'll miss you Biochick1. (Dkitten27)
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Things President Clinton could do pick up a few votes 1. Stick his pale ass out the white house window and scream 'look at me i'm the president"2. Kick some canadian ass 3. Win one of those belly flop competitions (all and all not much of a chore for him) 4. Play the big puffy dumb guy in an episode of 'Friends' 5. Did I mention kick some canadian ass? 6. Shove a firecracker in a couple of Barney's key orafices 7. Run arround Washington DC screaming 'I'm the Unabomber! I'm The Unabomber! I'm The Unabomber!' 8. New Campaign Slogan: "I'm Tubby, I'm Pasty, but at least I'm not crazy or 500 years old!" 9.Okay so maybe like kick some Spanish ass too when he's done with the canadians 10. Publicy announce that he finnally got pubes 11. Challenge Chris Farley to a big fat guy contest 12. Do a voice in the next disney cartoon "The Fat-ass of Washington DC" 13. Go online under screen name 'shevixen69" 14. When he's done with Barney beat the crap out of Ru Paul 15. Give Bob Dole a square kick in the ass 16. Publicy smoke a couple doobies and scream 'There I inhaled are you all F*cking happy now!?!?" 17. Do a little dance 18. Make a Little love 19. Get down tonight 20. Have the keynote of his speech at the democratic convention be the lyrics to 'Macarena'------THE END (OBubier)
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TOCADISCO....MORE PANDA STORIES PLEASE (LeonardABC)
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HEY YOU STINKY HECKLERS, WHY DIDN"T YOU POST ANY OF MY POSTS ON THIS LAST UPDATE????? I SENT IN LIKE A MILLION AND YOU DIDN"T POST ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ALL SUCK AND DESRVE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!! DANG, I SHOULDN"T HAVE COME BACK TO THIS STUPID EXCUSE FOR A GAME!!!!!!!! MAN, I HATE THIS GAME IT PLAYS WITH MY MIND!!!!!!!! (LeonardABC)
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REMEMBER MY THREAT ABOUT COMING OVER AND STEALING ALL THE HO"S FOOD IF EVERYTHING IS END IN IS NOT POSTED???? WELL, DON"T SLEEP TOO HEAVILY TONIGHT, HOPE YOU HAVE SOME POP TARTS, I LOVE THOSE THINGS. (LeonardABC)
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i have a dog in my sock (WritZer)
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My dog has bad breath. (ArrowsDeja)
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Biochick said "Hi" to me....I can die a happy man. (Chrsb)
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Uhh.....hi. I like this game. It's random. (CurlyAnnT)
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So I can basically say anything I want to here? Cool. Well...I'm new at this HO thing...but It's pretty cool. I mean, what is UP with this place? Everything is just....random....and wierd, I feel like I'm with people of my own kind....I would consider HO my HOme.....aaww....it's so comfy here. Like my living room.....that's what it is. My living room. Or maybe my bathroom...I'm comfortable there too....that's where I like to take my dumps. But I run the water and turn on the fan when I go #2 because I don't want anyone, including myself, to hear what my plops sound like. Or my farts....they're loud when they echo in the toilet bowl. (CurlyAnnT)
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umm...yeah...this is a great game. I have no clue what to write. I am just sitting here like a frog on a log and what do frogs write. I don't even think frogs can type, more or less have a computer with AOL on it. I am speechless. What is the point of a game that has no point to it. I mean i could just type "the sky is blue" and I could win an hour or two. Anyway, my point exacty "What the Hell is this?" Am I supposed to send some letter begging to let me win an hour or shall i tell a joke. Why did the cow cross the road? Because it was the chickens day off. Ha Ha Ha. Or am I supposed to tell you some great fact like: Asparagus turns your pee bright yellow. I bet that was something you always wanted to know if not already. Maybe I'm supposed to kiss up. Oh Aol is the best thing that came to the technology age. And Hecklers Online, I just love it. I am here all the time. So is this the type of thing you wanted because i'm not sure what you want. If not, I guess I just wasted my time typing this and if it was then i guess i just won myself a couple of hours. Ok then. Have a great day! Bye.
(Kiwi Alf)
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I'm playing, do I win? (Kiwi Alf)
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Cats taste like chicken. (Yves18)
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Mike is the biggest dork in the world. (Yves18)
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Why do sky divers wear helmets? (Yves18)
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GOOD COMMON SENSE
The End. And for those of you who care this will not make anuy sense. "sense?" Asked the old woman, " No, I havent any and why do you want my mone?" But she did have alot of money bcause she was a crothchety stingy old woman on top of being stupid, and also because it's my bit of psudo-information. And the fire said to the water "I'll put you out!!!" But just as the fire was going to smother the water they were both put out by the bomb that made the butterflie's hoses in the snow last summer at -10 degrees. They soon cheered the extrminator who did a dance when he discovered tht he had to pick his nose and his fly was down and he got lost in the cabinet where they kept all the kings horses and all the kings men, they were there accidntally though. So drove away in his high speed rocking chair after the guy on the exersize bike who passed the snail tomorrow. And he was put away in a convinent fold away container that the man in the white coats kept in his pocke, and he soon passed out from the fumes. They jumed up and down at the sheer dismay of The Giant Purple Dancing Toilets."Potties can't cha-cha" he cried, "only tango..." So he ate them and took a nap. Until next montht when the finally got out f that pool and went swimming in the sand box. But the orange juice was purple!!! So they found a crying mushroom. And when asked why he was crying he said:"because I have no leaves and I can't find my shoes." So we pu in a stew but he was posionus [oh,no!!!] So the fly laughed at the ants with top hats and jogging suits and went to a bar and got a drink. The waitress gave them the menus and they said 'This makes no sense" and she laughed sinisterly..."Your paying for it" And so there was no ceme soda because there was no prize at the bottom when they drank it. "Maybe" Once upon a time. (ArrowsDeja)
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Youu understood that?
(ArrowsDeja)
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Me either. (ArrowsDeja)
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Oh my God!
(ArrowsDeja)
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I have nothing eles to say. (ArrowsDeja)
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And here, you thought it was importaint. Sorry.
(ArrowsDeja)
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On secon thought, no, not really. (ArrowsDeja)
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Does anyone else have a pet that jingles when they walk? (ArrowsDeja)
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When you walk, I mean. (ArrowsDeja)
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I should stop.
AS IF!!!!! (ArrowsDeja)
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I was cutting a man's hair one time and noticed he was going bald and said to him"hair today gone tomorrow. (Myst 95)
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Ok, I have a little song to sing..and if you know it..please join in.... I think I'll go for a walk outside now...the summer sun's calling my name...I hear it now...I just can't stay inside all day..I gotta get out, gotta get me some rays...I think I'll go for a walk outside now..the summer sun's calling my name...I can hear it now...I just can't stay inside all day...I gotta get out, gotta get me some rays...
(Pretti 0ne)
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Ya know...I never really cared for peanuts. (Shortsigh)
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They get salt and peanut oil all over your fingers and even the name is quite unappealing... (Shortsigh)
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Why won't the monkeys leave me alone?? (Shortsigh)
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I miss Magic....oh where can he be? (Shortsigh)
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You may be wondering why I have not mentioned this "conspiracy" and either pledged my devotion or lack there of... (Shortsigh)
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...quite frankly I'm here to play...and share my knowledge with the followers of "Bad Them". (Shortsigh)
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Random is a living thing that has come into being without anyone paying any particular attention to it until it was too late...much like my older sister. (Shortsigh)
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So quit the bickering with the staff (unless it's REALLY funny), stop sending hate mail to each other (unless you send me a copy so I may giggle at someone else's expense also), and send in your most random, freakish, off-the-wall stuff so that others may share in the workings of your mind!! (Shortsigh)
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::wiping a tear from eye::
"Random...it's not just a mindless waster of online time, it's the way to go!" (Shortsigh)
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School sucks!!!!! (ArrowsDeja)
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Mr Sandman.....give me a dream....{bum bum bum...} (JaguarMel)
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Hey, ever wonder if that song was like about drugs or something? Like Mr Sandman is a drug dealer and you want to get stoned? (JaguarMel)
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I have. Whoah....now that I think about it, I should probably stop listening to so many John Lennon songs....they're getting to me. (JaguarMel)
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Lucy in the skyyyyyyy with diiiiiiiiiiiiiamonds...... Lucy in the skyyyyy with diiiiiiiiiiiiiamonds... (JaguarMel)
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Hey, before I forget and just go upstairs and play Sgt Peppers and loose my memory for another 3 days, how exactly do you like win free time here? (JaguarMel)
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Do you get free time for just getting on the list or something? Oh well...if you do, then, Ha ha...I've got like....oh.....hardly any free time at all. (JaguarMel)
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Hey. Jane Doe....hmmm...OH, HEY! My little bro was watching X men one time and I was sorta half asleep but was lying on the couch watching the tube just barely. ANyway, so there was this lady on there who was like some wonder woman or something, and she lost her memory because Rougue zapped her with her absorbtion powers. Then the wonder woman lady went into a coma and was in the hospital. They called her Jane Doe. Isn't that a nice story? I thought so. (JaguarMel)
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I gotta stop watching cartoons....they're getting to me....next saturday morning when my brother's watching spiderman and all the other crap on FOX, I'm just going to go back to bed. (JaguarMel)
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WLW Troub, Welcome back, I was afraid I'd not see you again!! Well...not like it would actually cost less to just call you since you live 5 minutes from me, but who the hell cares, it's nice to have you back. :)~ (JaguarMel)
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Hey, I feel like singing....anyone wanta join me? (JaguarMel)
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C'mon people now...smile on yer brother every body get together c'mon and love one another right now.... (JaguarMel)
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Funny phrase, "smile on your brother..." If I smiled at my brother, he'd probably run away. (JaguarMel)
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I'm not going to sing that song anymore because I don't know any more of it. Hey....ok...any of you guys know the Beatles songs? (JaguarMel)
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You never give me your money...you only give me your funny paper....and in the middle of negotiations, you break down..... (JaguarMel)
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YOu know, now that I think about it, that song sounds like something AOL would be saying to me once they gave me my bill and I gave them that money that I printed- oops....sorry, I'm not supposed to say anything more about that incident.... (JaguarMel)
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I never give you my number...I only give you my something something.... lallalalalalalalalalalalalala...I break down.... Sorry...Melissa's memory is currently not functioning properly. Please try again when the server is not busy. (JaguarMel)
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Hey, I forgot to say bye to Biochick2....biochick1 is back...but #2 is gone, huh? Well, guess it's too late now...hey if any of you run into her, give her a big....ummm....handshake for me. Or you can just say hi, I don't care. JUst mention me. (JaguarMel)
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Well, peoples, I have to be going now. No, no, don't try to stop me...I have to go, that's all....I can't stay any longer....wel, OK, I'll be back tomorrow. (JaguarMel)
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Deep thought????????
Does a broken vacuum suck? (ArrowsDeja)
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ok so this guy walks into a bar and pisses on the bartender.....no wait!!! oh yeah, this guy walks into a bar and the bartender pisses in a glass.....no that's not it! oh, ok, here we go. this guy pisses and walks into a bar.....no that's not it either!!! ok, here it is. this guy walks into a bar and pisses all over the bartender and......no no no......ahhh screw it!!! (SuperChain)
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On the count of three, everyone.
1,2,3...I WANNA WIN! I WANNA WIN! I WANNA WIN! I WANNA WIN! (Kheetah)
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Clinton's thoughts: To inhale, or not to inhale. That is the question. (Kheetah)
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Words of advice: Never, NEVER, jump off the top of a four foot set of stairs, on rollerblades, if you have never done it before.
(Kheetah)
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Then again, go ahead. The doctors give you really good pain pills at the hospital. (Kheetah)
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Wanna know why I gave that advice? I did it, fell on my @$$ and broke my wrist. Now I have these pretty lil' yellow pills that make be see diamonds in the sky, and purple water going into the faucet. (Kheetah)
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It's me to the rescue! (CivilWar49)
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Hope I don't trip on my cape...... (CivilWar49)
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i really don't know what to write... seems like all be here all night... oh, wait there is a sign... it says, next exit is Hecklers Online! (JBones911)
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When the hands of time climb , the clock chimes. (You Banno)
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Light the unwaxed dental floss !!! (KIMAROSE)
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wow all this just because i type something!?!? i love america (WAR2098)
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A wink! (SRoba)
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From a Hallmark Shoebox Greetings Coffee Cup that was given to me "simply because": "I think I'm drinking too much coffee. Do you think I'm drinking too much coffee? I hope not, 'cause I hate to drink too much coffee - Don't you hate that, when you drink too much coffee? I know I do. And that's why I'm worried that I'm drinking too . . . " (DebFlem)
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I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept on wandering. (DumbMikey)
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. (DumbMikey)
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Power outage at a department store yesterday, twenty people were trapped on the escalators. (DumbMikey)
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I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. (DumbMikey)
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I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. (DumbMikey)
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What's another word for Thesaurus? (DumbMikey)
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What the hell is this, I didn't ask... (Dkitten27)
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"I don't need no lover just to get screwed." ~JBJ (Dkitten27)
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"I'm not your bitch, don't lay your shit on me." ~Madonna (Dkitten27)
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Srelkceh...uh...That's Hecklers the wrong way. (Dkitten27)
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esle gnihtemos...and this is something else backwards. (Dkitten27)