I am offended. Why do the same people get their entries posted at the top again and again? (BadOmen79)
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Isn't there any room for a newcomer? (BadOmen79)
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"Am I king in your kingdom?" "Oh, no, our king is Random." "Seems an inefficient form of government." "No, our king's name is Random." "Now that's just confusing." "Don't mail the doggie until we get the crayon back." "What?" "Don't mail the doggie until we get the crayon back." "WHAT?" "Oh, sorry. Don't POST the doggie, until we get the crayon back." "Ohhhh, now I get it." (PowrWundr)
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Hah! I finally got my own post! And I think I'm actually the 50th one! Hah! Anniversery! Hah! (LtJG RJ2)
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I don't know what the title of that post meant, but what the LtJG RJ2, who cares? (LtJG RJ2)
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I somehow doubt any of you have a blow worthy of a frost giant. (LtJG RJ2)
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I have a pet frost giant. (LtJG RJ2)
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His name is Billy. (LtJG RJ2)
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He jiggles when he walks, I mean when I walk. (LtJG RJ2)
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I can watch TV and play the Random Game at the same time. (LtJG RJ2)
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They canceled the Punisher. I am in shock. (LtJG RJ2)
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The Random Game brings to mind those old Reese's peanut butter cup commercials where the chocolate bar junkie takes a header straight into the peanut butter freak and they both suddenly realize they've stumbled onto something mighty tasty. (LtJG RJ2)
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Answer me these questions four! (LtJG RJ2)
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Who played knick-knack on my door? (LtJG RJ2)
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With a knick-knack paddywhack---
hold on--
Who sings this dumb song? (LtJG RJ2)
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Why did they ever clone Spider-Man? Why? Why? WHYYYYYYYY? (LtJG RJ2)
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Who goes there? (LtJG RJ2)
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Now, you listen to me- it's hard to think of questions four. (LtJG RJ2)
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This stupid girl in my science class said on the bus- "I just took my science final so my head really hurts." I think she meant, "I just picked up a quarter so my head really hurts." (LtJG RJ2)
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Farewell... for the moment. (LtJG RJ2)
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If I called myself record player would you get mad Toccadisco? (ArrowsDeja)
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my dog has wheels. (ArrowsDeja)
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Well maybe not, but wouldn't you be jealous that he did and your dog didn't if he did, that is. (ArrowsDeja)
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Ni (ArrowsDeja)
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"You must bring back a shrubbery, a nice one..." (ArrowsDeja)
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My favorite movie. (ArrowsDeja)
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Does everything get posted? I mean if I called you all !@#@$##@%$#%@ would you post it?
If not don't post this. (ArrowsDeja)
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Roses are red
violets are blue
this game must have
been made up by you! (Fibbber1)
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Hey, hey, peoples, I'm back!! {fat albert greeting cue} (JaguarMel)
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OK, OK...guess what...I have a message for that Tobasco sauce guy or whatever his name is and WLW troub alias Biochick1 alias Mike alias whatever. OK. You know the buffalo/bungalo bill controversy? :) (Sorry, I love that word) Well, I have a winner gets all round. WLW, if you want to prove that you're not just some loser on AOL and DO know the words to beatles songs, answer this question! Tobasco or whatever your name is, if you want to prove that you know more than WLW, answer this question!! Maybe I can convince HO Theme to give the winner a free hour or something. If nobody gets it right, hell...maybe I can convince him to give ME an hour! LOL (JaguarMel)
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OK...the million dollar (well, actually 2.95) question is: {drumroll} In the song "Come Together," What is John Lennon whispering at the beginning of it? Well, I know the answer....prove to the world that you, too, in time, under my study, can be the ultimate Beatles know-it-all!! Yaaaaaaay!! OK, folks, give them a round of applause. (JaguarMel)
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I will be taking bets via E-mail. (JaguarMel)
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Oh yeah....and hey, if you are as opinionated as me, go ahead and post who ya think will win right here in the random game!! Right? Sure, why not. :) (JaguarMel)
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OH...by the way...if ya know the answer...pleeeeease don't tell, OK? Tee hee hee (JaguarMel)
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Here come old flat top he come...groovin up slowly he got....ju ju eyeball he one....holy roller.... (JaguarMel)
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Ok, kids, now play nice, you hear? LOL (JaguarMel)
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The antiseptic baby and the prophylactic pup
were playing in the garden when a bunny ambled up.
They looked upon the creature
with a loathing undisguised;
for it wasn't disinfected,
and it wasn't sterilized.
So they froze it in the freezer
as cold as banished hope,
and washed it permaganate,
with carbolated soap,
in sulferated hydrogen
they steeped his wiggly ears,
and trimmed his frisky whiskers
with a pair of hard-boiled shears.
Then they donned their rubber mittens
and took him by the hand,
and elected him a member
of the fumigated band.
Now there's not a micro-coccus
in the garden where they play,
they bathe in pure iodoform
a dozen times a day;
and each imbibes his ration,
from a hygenic cup.
The bunny, the baby
and the prophylactic pup. (P3ARJ)
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JaguarMel is funny....I love that Beatles song. (CurlyAnnT)
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Okay, I have a cool story. In a few photos of the Beatles, John is barefoot, and in england they like...bury you without your shoes on. And in that #9 song...(on the White Album) if you play it backwards, it says "John is a dead man". I guess they were doing that trippy psychadelic thing. (CurlyAnnT)
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I think I'm getting addicted to this HO thing, I come on everyday, and actually look forward to it...what's wrong with me? (CurlyAnnT)
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Mike and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity... If you wanted
to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to
cook you had to pull off a sweater really quick...Mike would spend all of his
time practicing limbo... He got pretty good... He could go under a
rug. (DumbMikey)