BabyLamms is my friend, if you mess with her, you're messin' with me! So you betta watch yo back! (CurlyAnnT)
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sleep... I must get sleep..... (Kaiscat)
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I need a job. I really need some money. I am just a lazy teenager who sleeps until 1:00 everyday, goes online, and then feeds her cats. Then I watch some T.V. and walk down to the store for some junk food. Then I go online again, and then watch T.V. again. Then I have people over 'cause Daddy's not home. Then I crash and wake up at 1:00. I'm gonna apply at the mall tomorrow. This is getting sad. I need a car. (CurlyAnnT)
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Hey, JaguarMel, what's up? I also love the Beatles. And I know most of their songs...you seem too much of a fanatic to mess with. (CurlyAnnT)
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Hey BabyLamms? What's-a-happenin'? (CurlyAnnT)
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Wanna hear a bad joke? (BadOmen79)
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Don't protest, I know you do. (BadOmen79)
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What has fifty breasts and two handles? (BadOmen79)
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A garbage can outside Sloane Kettering! (BadOmen79)
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hahahaha (BadOmen79)
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Okay, what did the elephant say to the naked man? (BadOmen79)
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How do you breathe through that little thing? (BadOmen79)
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One day, the pope gets a phone call from God... (BadOmen79)
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God says, "John, I have some good news and some bad news; which do you want to hear first?" (BadOmen79)
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The pope says "Any news that comes from you must be good news, Father" (BadOmen79)
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God replies, "The good news is that I'm coming down to Earth to unite the world under one religion" (BadOmen79)
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The pope is ecstatic. (The pope also had a reply to the good news, but I forget that part of the joke) (BadOmen79)
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God says, "The bad news is that I'm calling from Salt Lake City" (BadOmen79)
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Thank you, thank you. Try to control the applause. (BadOmen79)
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These were jokes of mine that were rejected from HO's Lame Joke of the Day contest. (BadOmen79)
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Which means they're pretty lame... But I'll bet you already figured that out for yourself. (BadOmen79)
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LOLOLOL!! I just read through the postings and realized that hey, lookatthat, I got the same answer down there twice!! You see, I'm not perfect, contrary to you intelligent peoples might think. :)~ Just kidding! See, AOL closed when I tried to send that first response and I thought that it didn't send it. Well, obviously, it did, so I wasted my time going back and typing it again. (JaguarMel)
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MIKE!!! MIKE!!!! Hey, can you give me a ride to school? LOL (JaguarMel)
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You know, Irony is very common in my life. Just now I was saying how I sent in the two responses by mistake because my PC malfunctioned when I sent in an entry. Well, guess what, peoples....it did it again. (JaguarMel)
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"Keep on Rockin in the free world...." I heard that song today, and I wondered, "Where is the free world at?" (Kheetah)
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Well, well...I see no one has answered my $2.95 question! Mike, I had faith in you. But, of course, for that JaguarMel is a former whore joke, even if you got it right, I wouldn't give you anything!!! :)~ Nah nah nah nah nah! (JaguarMel)
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Hey...I WANNA GET FREE HOURS!! GIMMIE FREE HOURS!! LOOK, I WORK WITH 6-YEAR OLD KIDS DURING THE AFTERNOON AND I LIKE TO BE ABLE TO GET FREE TIME WHEN I GET HOME!!!! (JaguarMel)
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Oh, wow...sorry about that. Bad day. I have been rejected. And your whole life is just filled with hate and sorrow and sadness and rejection so what's the point of living? I can feel my spirit dying........ hey, you...get back here dammit....I'm not through talking yet! (JaguarMel)
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Wow. That was depressing. I think I'll just switch to decaff, that was scary. Yikes. Sorry bout that (JaguarMel)
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Hey.........why haven't you guys been joining me singing? WHY???? WHYYYYY? WLW Troub, I thought at least YOU would!!! Come on!! I'll even sing Zippide Do Dah for god's sake!! {cue southern accent} Lordie, leyt me siyng!!!! (JaguarMel)
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Zippide Do Dah...Zippide aye.....My oh my what a wonderful day...plenty of sunshine heading my way....zippide do dah...zippide aye!!! Come on, admit it, you're singing along!! Don't fight it!!! Join me!! Join my growing army of singers!! I need to sssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnngggg!!!! (JaguarMel)
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Melissa is currently having a breakdown. Please sing with her before she explodes. Please. We beg of you. She is scaring the innocent bystanders. (JaguarMel)
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Ohh...look at the time....I have to go. Oh stop that already, I know you're glad, you don't have to let out a sigh of releif for god's sake!! geeez. (JaguarMel)
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I liked the mayonnaise...but the bread was kinda stale. (BoO Ignite)
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CHEESE: I hanker for a hunka, a slab or slice or chunka.... (BoO Ignite)
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Pap smear. (BoO Ignite)
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This has been driving me crazy for quite some time now...What in god's name is that keyboard instrument thingy where you blow air into it through a flexible palstic tube to play called??? (BoO Ignite)
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I have an ant problem in my bathroom. (BoO Ignite)
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I often enjoy plucking my armpit hairs and sniffing the delightful odor which emanates from it. (BoO Ignite)
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Oh rainy, rainy day.... (BoO Ignite)
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I can be annoying! Really! :oD (BoO Ignite)
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There's a county called "Middlesex" in Massachusetts. There's a community college called "Middlesex" as well. I thought that was a riot. (BoO Ignite)
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I can no longer tolerate your spelling errors. (BoO Ignite)
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Mm-hmm. Yes. I'm bored. (BoO Ignite)
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Aunt Flow is making her monthly visit. (BoO Ignite)
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Aunt Flow needs a mattress. (BoO Ignite)
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Now Aunt Flow needs a change of clothes. Damn needy bitch! (BoO Ignite)
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I like the rock 'n roll. (BoO Ignite)
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Everyone but me knows how to snap their fingers. I find this tremendously disturbing. (BoO Ignite)
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BEHOLD! The new playa!! Yaaaaaa!!! (BoO Ignite)
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Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. Cucamonga. (BoO Ignite)
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Doesn't look like much, huh? Well I'll have you know I said 'Cucamonga' THIRTY times! THIRTY TIMES!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! (BoO Ignite)
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Alright......whatever tickles your pickle. (BoO Ignite)
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Normal?! Did you say normal?!?! LoL!! (BoO Ignite)
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I not 100% sure, but I believe one of the senshi has an attack phrase which includes the word "uterus." (BoO Ignite)
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I hope there's at least one other person out there somewhere that remembers the cartoon, "Beverly Hills Teens." (BoO Ignite)
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What's sexy now? What's sexy now?? (BoO Ignite)
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Geepers, I hope at least one of my posts gets through. Otherwise, this whole thing would really suck. (BoO Ignite)
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Yeah...I think it's safe to say now: This whole thing really sucks. (BoO Ignite)
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"I shall never give up!" (Hi-Standard) (BoO Ignite)
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My teeth dried out and now my upper lip is stuck to my teeth. It's stuck. (BoO Ignite)
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My hero? Gloria Estefan! (BoO Ignite)
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Ooh! ::waves hand frantically:: Me! Me! (BoO Ignite)
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Wow, there sure are a lot of talented people who enter this here Random Game. (BoO Ignite)
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=20 <--I've seen this quite a bit lately. What the hell is it?! (BoO Ignite)
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Wish I was the Muffin Man... (BoO Ignite)
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POST THEM POST THEM!!! OR MANY WILL DIE.... (ArrowsDeja)
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Well maybe not, but I don't like to have $2.95 per hour wasted...
I sent a whole load of messages and what do I ge??? nothing!!!!! thbbbbbbbbbbbbth :)^ <-----me poking out my tounge
(ArrowsDeja)
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poopy heads!!!!! (ArrowsDeja)
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Now that that's out of my system.... (ArrowsDeja)
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do you have eyes in back of your head? (ArrowsDeja)
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You do if I'm looking at it!!!! ha ha (ArrowsDeja)
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If I was wasted there would be no more of me and I would be all gone (ArrowsDeja)
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If you put an "s" on the front of the word laughter, you get slaughter, which explains why serial killers laugh a lot. (Croaker34)
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What, HO! (Oh HO HO)
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Oh, no! (Oh HO HO)
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Here we go! (Oh HO HO)
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There's no snow! (Oh HO HO)
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Crook's M.O. (Oh HO HO)
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Wind doth blow... (Oh HO HO)
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Children grow. (Oh HO HO)
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Tie a bow! (Oh HO HO)
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And eat crow. (Oh HO HO)
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Deer, a doe? (Oh HO HO)
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Who's the foe? (Oh HO HO)
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Drink some joe. (Oh HO HO)
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Ain't this low? (Oh HO HO)
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Jost say no. (Oh HO HO)
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Edgar Allan Poe. (Oh HO HO)
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Status Quo... (Oh HO HO)
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Can you row? (Oh HO HO)
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Sew so... (Oh HO HO)
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Head to toe, (Oh HO HO)
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Oh, woe! (Oh HO HO)
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Yo, yo! (Oh HO HO)
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Ain't no mo'! (Oh HO HO)
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Uh, oh! (Oh HO HO)
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I'm a little tea pot, short and stout......
Hmm, sounds like a personal problem to me. (Chi Cute 1)
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tag , your it!!! (SBarow3926)
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I don't think that my toe is supposed to roll around on the floor like that... (Shortsigh)
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I didn't think I stubbed it that hard. (Shortsigh)
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...Great. Now the cat is playing with it... (Shortsigh)
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Wow. This is early. It is a Saturday morning and I am soooo tired because I got a phone call at 9:30. I can't go back to sleep now. And considering that on the weekends I sleep in until 12, this is too early forieutejjethaka uwru ni zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (JaguarMel)
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Oh wow....um...sorry about that...I sorta got my speech slurred & fell asleep. Oops. (JaguarMel)
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E= MC Hammer (LtJG RJ2)
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Actually, he dropped the MC. (LtJG RJ2)
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What the hell happened to him? (LtJG RJ2)
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What the hell happened to me? (LtJG RJ2)
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Answer me these questions five! (LtJG RJ2)
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If bees live in hives and humans live in houses where do human bees live? (LtJG RJ2)
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How come no one in the chat rooms uses capital letters except me? (LtJG RJ2)
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Why does Crayola come out with all these stupid new kinds of crayons and markers? They know people only buy Classic Colors. (LtJG RJ2)
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Who da man? (LtJG RJ2)
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Why is Garfield's owner Jon so stupid? (LtJG RJ2)
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What is UP with the expression "Excuse me." I mean, it's supposed to be a polite saying, but it's like giving an order, "Excuse me, now!!!" I mean, is that very nice? It's like you're a drill seargeant in the Armed Forces. I say Armed Forces instead of Army-it just has a nicer ring to it. It's cooler. Speaking of cool, that's the perfect temperature to me, not too cold but more cold than hot. When it's really hot everyone gets grouchy and all mean and impolite. Like a drill seargeant in the Armed Forces... (LtJG RJ2)
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Was that questions six? If so, just read five, than wait a few minutes, then read the sixth. If not, well, there you go. (LtJG RJ2)
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I think the super nice people who run the Random game should limit people to one posting per day, that way I would use my scroll bar a lot less, thus saving the universe from one of my "out bursts"> (SMAC48)
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Wow, I've always wanted a title! Hey King Lt.! When we conquer Europe can I get Scotland? I can do the accent and everything, check this out, "Och aye, laddie!" Wasn't that great? (IZZO)
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By the way, I got that girls phone number yesterday, damn I'm smooth. (IZZO)
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Excuse me HO's, but AOLMan keeps attempting to block my posts, do something about him please. (IZZO)
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Hi everybody,
It's been fun but I have to go now. I'm leaving for school. I'll check back whenever I can. I'll miss you all.
-----------> (BabyLamms)
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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? (Lonelytear)
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I would just like to say goodbye to my dear friend BabyLamms, who is leaving for college today, and I will miss her dearly. Kel-kel, I still love you, and you better keep in touch, or I'll cry. Love ya babe! ---Carboy (CurlyAnnT)
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That is all I have to say today. Thank you. Goodnight. (CurlyAnnT)
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....Heeeerrrrre kitty, kitty! (Shortsigh)
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I think my cats have joined forces and are plotting to take over... (Shortsigh)
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"Shortsigh, you're just paranoid...remember when you thought "They" were after you?" (Shortsigh)
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This is different, though. I have proof. And what do you mean "thought" They were after me? They still are! (Shortsigh)
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"Proof? What kind of proof?" (Shortsigh)
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Remeber that horsehead scene in The Godfather? (Shortsigh)
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"Yeah..." (Shortsigh)
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Well, it's nothing like that. (Shortsigh)
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I can just tell, ok? Besides...only one of Them would doubt me because They are causing my cats to have this unholy alliance with Them. (Shortsigh)
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So I have to find them and blow my Kazoo in their presence to ward Them off. (Shortsigh)
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...Heeeeerrrrre kitty, kitty! (Shortsigh)
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Trolls, baby trolls. (Laurenne14)
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Ok...some food for thought...the other day i was listening to a radio station morning show..and they were talking about very stupid things that people had done..one in particular being the story of a very stupid man..or just crazy...you decide that..anyhow the story goes like this...A man one day steals this Jet engine from somewhere and takes this engine home...hooks this thing up to his '67 Impala right? Well he then proceeds to take this death trap to a desert highway..He starts down the road and when he reaches a certain speed kicks in this Jet engine...BOOM...in 5 seconds he is now doing 350 mph..no joke! He continues this speed for approximately 25 seconds>>how he kept it on the road that long is amazing in itself, but it gets better. Ok so he's going 350 mph for 25 seconds now and low and behold theres a turn in the road..well he hooked this engine up just fine it seems up to this point it seems until he realizes theres no way to shut her down....so here comes this turn....so he does the only thing he can do in this situation...he feels....and proceeds to slam on the breaks...bad choice...his brake shoes melt and weld together with the drums...his tires explode and he becomes airborn....he is now in the air going over 300 mph.. he remains airborn for 1.4 miles....1.4 miles...and only climbing still at this point...when his ride ends abruptly with the help of a cliff.... SLAM his ride is now over...along with any future dreams he might have had...leaving a 3 foot crater in the side of a cliff. Now thats one hell of a ride and one hell of a way to go out wouldnt you say? So just think for a sec and think of the dumbest thing you've ever done or seen! Okay thats my 2 bits worth tell me what you think! (Yoga444)
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Ever get drunk on rootbeer?
(ArrowsDeja)
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It's fun. (ArrowsDeja)
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Thought I went away, didn't you? (ArrowsDeja)
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Grrr, said the ant. (ArrowsDeja)
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Anyone have a talking fish? (ArrowsDeja)
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the square root of me is me! (ArrowsDeja)
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I think you should get riembersed for the time you spend at school. Like you should get paid at leasr minimum wage for going, and then we should have a field trip to the mall once a week... To dicuss the archetecture of course.. And you could go to the gift shop of your choice....
O.K. they wouldn't go for it but if your 16 it might sound descent.... (ArrowsDeja)
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I have 6 full periods and a college class and school sucks!!! I'm sure all of you parents out there disagree, you all love that Staples commercial. (ArrowsDeja)
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I shot that guy.
(ArrowsDeja)
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Ok. maybe I didn't. I've never even met him.. but if I did meet him i'd make a real nasty face at him! (ArrowsDeja)
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Does anyone really read this crap? (ArrowsDeja)
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I think we should declare this week ArrowsDeja week. And we would all do nothing but post endless chains of pointless random thoughts... (ArrowsDeja)
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I'm having some more milk and cookies... (ArrowsDeja)
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Anyone like that iky mucusy, slimy stuff that not even adult cows will drink? I don't you can have mine...I don't like milk. (ArrowsDeja)
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Examine our glass of milk next time you have one..See how it slimes on the edge of the glass and films and.. yuck! Thats why I'm sharing my milk with you. You can't have the cookies though. I like cookies. (ArrowsDeja)
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With chocolate chips... (ArrowsDeja)
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Why is Batman a super hero? (ArrowsDeja)
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Tell me, if you were a crime fighter would spandex and nylon be your clothes of choice? (ArrowsDeja)
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Resume:
I can read & write upside down and backwards, choke on my own spit,
and eat large amounts of food in single sittings
Looking for job. Please notify... (ArrowsDeja)
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Ok so I lied about the food part... (ArrowsDeja)
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Never sniff the roses after your dog just peed on them.. (ArrowsDeja)
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There aren't very many places you can get to on square wheels...
Howerver, if you like where you are they are an exellent mode of transportation. (ArrowsDeja)
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What if I want to play the (ArrowsDeja)
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What if I want to play the Random Game There instead of Here? (ArrowsDeja)
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Can you make words on your calculator?
If you can't, I can get you an application for a class to learn how, as well as choke on your own spit... (ArrowsDeja)
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If you were a dog you woud eat grass and then puke... (ArrowsDeja)
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And if you were a dog you would get to lick yourself in public and not ge aressted (ArrowsDeja)
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Don't you want to be a dog now? (ArrowsDeja)
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If I was a cat I'd be allergic to myself. (ArrowsDeja)
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Have you ever eaten a box of sugar cubes? (ArrowsDeja)
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I should go. (ArrowsDeja)
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I'LL RANDOM BYE. GAME BACK BE (ArrowsDeja)
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Was that random enough? (ArrowsDeja)
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If I had ears on the side of my head, oh, wait a minute, I do...
Nevermind (ArrowsDeja)
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If I make sense, you need help!!
(ArrowsDeja)
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Poof, I am the fairy god mother. (ArrowsDeja)
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You have half a wish. (ArrowsDeja)
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Oops, I'm sorry you just used it... (ArrowsDeja)
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You did say I wish, Didn't you?
Well that was your half a wish.
Play again next time. (ArrowsDeja)
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If you don't post all of this I'm turning you in to the posting police. And they will lock you up and make you watch endless chains of Barney videos. (ArrowsDeja)
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If I were bluffing do you think,
Aww nevermind, I'm bluffing, but you better post it all. Or that unmraked package might be from me.... (ArrowsDeja)
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...Me and the Unibomber go way back you know.... (ArrowsDeja)
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Ok maybe not even that but I might have to cry ... (ArrowsDeja)
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I'm telling my mommy. (ArrowsDeja)
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I'm taking my malibu baarbies and going home! (ArrowsDeja)
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For some free time I'll be your best friend... (ArrowsDeja)
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ok. um....well...I went to the skating rink today....it sucked. Um...my friend's name is Tony.yeah. (Weiland385)
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Evian backwards is naive. Dog backwards is god. Pit backwards is tip. Conglomerate spelled backwards is etaremolgnoc. (BoO Ignite)
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I have an ant in my pant. Really. (BoO Ignite)
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ricola.........RICOLA.......... (BoO Ignite)
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"Give it to me straight, Doc. How am I?" "Well, Mr. Kipnis, your teeth are all right, but the gums will have to come out." (SSAdams17)
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I don't get it (Hipparchus)
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So tell me about this chick Poly Unsaturates (Cybertrble)