If I was the Brady Bunch's neighbor, I think I'd have to smack Jan. (Shortsigh)
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IZZO- as long as I get Switzerland... (LtJG RJ2)
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Sir Izzo is now the King of Ireland... (LtJG RJ2)
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Hey, you know John Major? (LtJG RJ2)
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He is now my errand boy. (LtJG RJ2)
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IZZO, I would advise you not to get involved with her... (LtJG RJ2)
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Finally some recignition!!! (ArrowsDeja)
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Ha hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah Power!!!!!!ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha. (ArrowsDeja)
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hahahahahahahahah.... (ArrowsDeja)
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I'm done.... Hhahahahhhahaahahhahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha..
ok now, I'm done (ArrowsDeja)
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I am the Queen of the exterem random....
and you must all bring me those lille cotton ball people with big feet and googly eyes!
Or you must suffer the consquenses..... (ArrowsDeja)
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....I shall be forced to bite all the heads off your animal crackers... you know, the ones thet come in the little boxes that look like zoos... (ArrowsDeja)
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If they're the generic kind, I'll just feed them to my dog. (ArrowsDeja)
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I want a car... (ArrowsDeja)
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I have to get a job first. (ArrowsDeja)
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Remember my special skills, you know reading upside down and backwards, and chocking on my spit, really I'm sure someone needs a person who can do that. I'm still working on syncronizing the two... (ArrowsDeja)
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I'm sure we can all guess how big my AOL bill is... (ArrowsDeja)
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But I'm 16 and jobless,( anyone want to hire a girl with those skills com'mon) so my parents have to pay hahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha. (ArrowsDeja)
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I find that amusing... (ArrowsDeja)
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I taught navigation to 6-8th graders this summer. I see you just wet yourself, I know, scary is'nt it? (ArrowsDeja)
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I get srait A's! (ArrowsDeja)
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What kind of school system do we have that a ramblig random psychotic can teach and get straight A's? (ArrowsDeja)
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tHIS AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCMENT:
ArrowsDeja day will be celebrated tomorrow... (ArrowsDeja)
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Unfortunantly I can't participate, I have to go to school.
Sorta like all those devout christians who work on sunday.... (ArrowsDeja)
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No I don't mean to offend anyone.. (ArrowsDeja)
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My dog farted and it smells really gross... (ArrowsDeja)
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For $2.95, I'll send you a sample in a jar.. (ArrowsDeja)
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Wanna Know where my screen name came from? (ArrowsDeja)
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Too bad...not telling! (ArrowsDeja)
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I bought a cow in saran wrap.
I feel gyper.. (ArrowsDeja)
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So, I was having this conversation, with the apple of course, and he said"I need new shoes".... (ArrowsDeja)
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Have you all gotten that help yet? I know that I'm slowly begining to become coherent haahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhaahhaahahahahahhahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahahahhahahahaahahhaahahhhaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaahhaahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahah
ahem, what was I saying? Ahh yes, compete control..... You shall all become my servants and we shall rule in no particular order...
And anyone who makes sense, will not get to come to my sleepover..
hahhahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahaahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahhaha (ArrowsDeja)
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Ok, I'm done, but...
nevermind... (ArrowsDeja)
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fine, I'll go, but I'm taking the barbie mansion with me....And I'm not sitting with you at lunch, and I'm telling Bobby you like him... (ArrowsDeja)
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hahahahahahahhahahahhhahhhahahahahahhaahahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhaahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhhahahhahhahahhahahahahhaahh....AT THIS POINT YOU THINK 'SHE'S LOST HER MIND' AND YOU WOULD BE RIGHT EXEPT I NEVER GOT ONE TO BEGIN WITH...hahahahaahhahahaahhahaahhahahahahahhaahahhhhhahahahahaahahahhahaahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah (ArrowsDeja)
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If I had a car i'd run you all over and then make you pay for gas..... (ArrowsDeja)
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No, no, they cried,....
fine i'LL GO...,sniff> (ArrowsDeja)
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and there was much rejoycing... (ArrowsDeja)
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I'd better see all of these posted...
or I'm telling my mommy...
and she'll tell your mommy,
and you'll have to stand in the corner on one foot..
and I know you would't like that so you'd better post every last damn thing I sent...
We ALL know how your mother is...
youll be grounded till your funeral, and you won't be able to sit down all that time either..
TRY ME... (ArrowsDeja)
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hahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahhhahahahhahaaahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhaahahhahahahah I'm done I'll be back...
that's a threat.... (ArrowsDeja)
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Moral of today's story:
Bologna tastes better with cheese. (Chi Cute 1)
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Really Bad Pick-Up Line #413-
"AAAGH!!!!! A snake just bit me in the groin!!! Quick, suck it out!!!" (HECKLER X)
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Man, I don't have much to say because I am very tired, but I had to respond to LtjG's post asking why Garfield's owner Jon is so stupid? i don't get it either. Dang, he's always giving Garfield and Odie chores. One time I was watching and he was yelling at Garfield becuase garfield was supposed to go to the grocery store and he didn't. Dang, he's a cat for god sake!!! Go to the grocery store yourself lazy ass!!!! And another thing, if he can't get away from his dang cat for one date, he is one pathetic guy!!!!!!!! Man, I HATE JON!!!!!!!P.S. Who spells their name JON??? why not JOHN??? what a queer guy!!! (LeonardABC)
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I just saw the movie "Trainspotting" and if you can get past the Scottish accents, it's a hell of a movie. I especially liked the part where Renton goes off and starts talking about how shitty it is to be Scottish. He calls the English wankers, and says that the Scottish are just colonized by the wankers. (Hmm, does that apply to America, or were we just rebellious wankers?) He's a pretty insightful guy. Anyway, make it a HO outing & go see it right away. (JenHunnie)
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I saw a close friend of mine the other day ... He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me ... I said, "I can't call everyone I want ... my new phone has no 'five' on it" ... He said, "How long have you had it?" ... I said, "I don't know, my calender has no 'sevens' on it. (Sir Darien)
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I am Lady Lintfilter. Who will be my Lord? (ArrowsDeja)
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And then, we'll rule supremely, and welll require a sock sacrifice for every load, or else we'll shrink your clothes... (ArrowsDeja)
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Please tell me there is a worthy Lord, I'll reward you greatly with non-static dryer sheets... (ArrowsDeja)