HEY I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY BLONDES WHERE UNDERWEAR !!! YOU KNOW WHY? IT'S TO KEEP THEIR ANKELS WARM!!!!!!!!! (QUIK 187)

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So that one olympic girl that broke her foot thinks shes a damn hero. Yeah, The way I see is someone joking people that are hurt to move to break their damn bone more. I think that girls a damn idiot to break her bone for our country. Hell the country's never gonna do anything for her ! ! (DipSchet)

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Humpty Dumpty was pushed. (PR4Bard) (PR4Bard)

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Oh silly silly me. I thought I had something good to say, but it's late and my buzz just wore off.
(BeautyO821)

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Return. HA HA. (WLW Troub)

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Musical theatre is a very shaky field of study to go into. (WLW Troub)

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USA is a good name for a country. It's short and catchy. Try saying it a few times. You'll like it. (WLW Troub)

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USA USA USA (WLW Troub)

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See, told ya so. (WLW Troub)

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I don't shut up, I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up. (WLW Troub)

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I am rubber and you are glue. Anything you say bounces of me and sticks to you! (WLW Troub)

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but you will always be butt ugly. (WLW Troub)

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Which is better.....the Bible or the Koran?
(WLW Troub)

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Sometimes I wish I were Jewish, just so I could wear a little hat. (WLW Troub)

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Hanukkah is nice too. (WLW Troub)

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Is Hell an adjective? He ran like Hell. No, I guess that was the subject of a simile. (WLW Troub)

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Do they serve hamburger at all in India? (WLW Troub)

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The Yellow River is in fact brown and polluted, not yellow as it's given name suggests. Sorry for any confusion. (WLW Troub)

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I almost drowned in a river once. I did not die. Although, my life flashed before me...and I think you were there. (WLW Troub)

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Now that I think about it I really don't know. Do you have one of those "People always say I look familiar" faces? (WLW Troub)

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Has anyone ever told you that you look just like Andrew Carnegie? (WLW Troub)

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This milk is spoiled. Oh I think I'm gonna puke. Taste it. (WLW Troub)

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The stomach grinds the food before it is passed through the pyloric valve and into the small intestine, where digestion continues on it's exciting journey to the rectum. (WLW Troub)

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It all comes out at the end. (WLW Troub)

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You may have pinworm if you scratch your butt often. Another theory is that you are gross and nasty and enjoy having your hands smell like poop. (WLW Troub)

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3 out of 5 people pick their nose while alone in a car. (WLW Troub)

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The previous statistic was not true at all and was spontaneouly created to make an invalid and stupid point. The above stated should not cause to or to stop picking your nose. (WLW Troub)

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I have never lit a living thing on fire if it had fur. (WLW Troub)

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If the world were a cube it would be neat to live on a corner. I'll bet property taxes would be high though. (WLW Troub)

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You know I'll be back. Love ya! Peace, Love and Green M&Ms (WLW Troub)