Once again the Random Game is at the forefront of controversy. We here at Hecklers Headquarters received this letter, and thought it not inappropriate (in other words, appropriate) to post it here.
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And also this related Random entry:
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I think there is a difference between random thoughts and mindless babble. While I do enjoy a good random thought as much as the next person, the misspelling and the babbling get on my nerves. Maybe someone should start a Babbling Game for the kids. (Croaker34)
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What do you think, Randomeers? Should we limit it? Create a Babbling Game? Let us know here. And now, let the torrent of unedited randomness begin!
I knight thee Sir Arrows of Arrows. (LtJG RJ2)
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Dammit, Arrows, you listen and you listen good. I am the king around here. IZZO is my right hand man. Be nice and I will knight you. I worked hard to get where I am- I waited out WLW Trob and Biochick1. It was not easy. But Now I Am King. Do not upset me. I will crush you. (LtJG RJ2)
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Well, not crush, persay... there's that word again... (LtJG RJ2)
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I don't know if I'll ever get around to it, but if you ever see the screen name KingRandom, it's probably me. (LtJG RJ2)
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Probably. (LtJG RJ2)
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Great minds think alike, you know. (LtJG RJ2)
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ummmmmmm...errrrrrrrrrrhhhh....I forgot what I was going to say! (Pretti 0ne)
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Do you guys censor these postings? I've seen two cuss words here, and I'm fucking offended as shi-uhh, never mind. (Chrsb)
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I'm back! I couldn't stay away for long. (JaneDoe68)
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I went back to school today.... is it just me, or are freshmen looking younger every year? (JaneDoe68)
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JD Random fact #10: I hate narcs. (JaneDoe68)
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JD Random #21:I'm going bald, or shedding a lot of hair. Probably both, I bet. (JaneDoe68)
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My brain :prognosis grim. (JaneDoe68)
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I don't like Alanis Morissette. Her videos are too obnoxious. Like I need to see 4 screaming Alanis's. (JaneDoe68)
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It is ad when sophisticated humor is reduced to such childish antics as those demonstrated by ArrowsDeja. Really?!! I AM a child and I don't stoop that low, very often. (WLW Troub)
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Wild boars couldn't take me away from my love. (JaneDoe68)
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I'm convinced the worst movie of all time was "Look whos talking now." (JaneDoe68)
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Hi. I'm Benny the brain. I help you think. Electrical impulses allow me to allow you to see, feel, taste, touch, anything. I even let you have orgasms!! Yeah!! Let's hear it for the brain. You can call me Benny. (WLW Troub)
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Oh hark, Ye walk the path unshaven with thoust pubic hair strung in merrily, while thousht brothren walk the smooth armpit, and smells the sweet Old spice.
Translation: Life Sucks!!! (Jimbo 9899)
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Hurricanes suck when they hit you and are cool when they hit D.C. (PhroZak)
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Cool, I own Ireland, now I'm gonna hit all those damn leprechauns with a back tax...ha ha ha! (IZZO)
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Not get involved with her? Are you crazy? (IZZO)
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Why did Sylvester Stalone's girlfriend in ROCKY have to be named Adrian??? Working in a bar, you have no idea how many times a night I hear the words "yo, ADRIAN" bellowed from the stools. (Dynomoose)
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Here's a fun little Q-Basic Program to put in your friends PC:
10 print "Enter your name."
20 Input A$
30 Print "Hey ";A$;" I'm PORKING your wife, You loser. I heard her pet name for you was "Wun Hung Lo" YOU LOSER!!!! Man she's good in bed! Our parrellel ports fit together perfectly"
40 print " Preparing to Format and Erase Hard drive"
50 Erase C:
60 Erase D:
70 Erase E:
80 Erase F:
90 Erase G:
100 End
It's mean but, it's funny.Kids Don't try this at home!! Try it at your school!! (Jimbo 9899)
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Heeeerreee kitty, kitty... (Shortsigh)
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It's a good thing I'm not Amish.
(think about it...) (Shortsigh)
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All the teachers at my school are insane. (Shortsigh)
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I can tell by the way they act... (Shortsigh)
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there's just something not quite comforting about "Watch your back" being written on returned work in class. (Shortsigh)
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Sometimes my world becomes very clear, so I just lean back to observe all that is mine. (Shortsigh)
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Ha (Laurenne14)
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ha ha (Laurenne14)
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SNUFFLEBERRY (Laurenne14)
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Anyone got some snoofers? (Laurenne14)
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What are snoofers? (Laurenne14)
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To bad it usually happens when I'm supposed to be driving or something...I mean, how important is it that you come to a COMPLETE stop anyway? (Shortsigh)
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As long as you get the general idea you should be able to go right on through. Just watch out for small children. (Shortsigh)
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Contrary to popular belief, they don't bounce. (Shortsigh)
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Lady Linfilter looking for a Lord Lintfilter, who is worhty...? (ArrowsDeja)
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Don't worry I can only send this and then I must go, but really I need a Lord Lintfiler so we can rule supremely...over free time maybe???:) (ArrowsDeja)
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hey did I win? (Tomyboy17)