:::::faint:::::: Oh god...NO MULTIPLE ENTRIES??? YOU CAN"T DO THIS TO ME!! NOOOO!!! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!!! The multiple-entry thingie created by Mike shall never die!! NEVER!!!! You can kill me, spern me, shoot me...but you can't stop me from posting multiple blabberings containing the words to beatles songs!! Well....maybe you could create a message board, though.... the Random heckling board. I can see it...can't you? I have visions...really, I do, they're not hallucinations like those mean ol nasty doctors say they are. Anyyyyyway....hey...WLW Troub alias alla your multiple personalities... I thought you, Magicclams, Tobasisco, an alla you other regs were boycotting? I was actually thinking of joining you and look...you came back! I don't get it, Mike...it just don't make no sense to me. :)~ ooooh well.... but I'm still really confused about how in the hell you win free time in here..... I send in tons o entries, get posted on the list, but sill don't know of ANYONE who has actually recieved free time from it. Hellllloooooo? Have intergalactic cyborgs replaced HO Theme? Is he down to being a worshiper of ArrowsDeja? Hmmmm....this looks like a job for...BEATLEGIRL!!! {cue superhero music} Tada!! Well...gotsta go....but I warn you...I might not come back this time! (JaguarMel)
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The King comes in many forms. You have not outlasted the King. The King was around for the Random Game's inception.
I am the king. (LtJG RJ2)
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OK, just to make sure I'm not a despot and just a monarch, here is my Parliament. It works sorta like the Congress, except I choose and adjust the parliament. Welcome to the Infornmation Beltway.
Head of Parliament: IZZO
Secretary of Parliament: BadOmen79
Members of Parliament: ArrowsDeja, SMAC48, HECKLER X, JaneDoe68, Mr Onliner, Kheeta
Knights and Ladies: All members of parliament plus WLW Trob and Biochick1 (LtJG RJ2)
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Those of you who would find my secret identity beware... I rule Randomia with an iron fist. (LtJG RJ2)
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Now that my rule has been established I will return to the normal posting life of a citizen of Randomia... but beware the King's hand... (LtJG RJ2)
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My last royal decree for a while: The government of Randomia is placing a bounty on the head of AOLMan. (LtJG RJ2)
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RJ's Random Advice #1... Never open a giant wooden gift horse's mouth. Disregard if you are a Trojan. (LtJG RJ2)
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I'm Batman. (LtJG RJ2)
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I'm not really Batman. (LtJG RJ2)
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IZZO... Didn't your mother ever tell you not to get involved with vampires? (LtJG RJ2)
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I sent in the Bill Archives Volume 2, Chicago... what the hell happened there? (LtJG RJ2)
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Reality is Random. (LtJG RJ2)
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The new game sucks. (LtJG RJ2)
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Here are the bumper-stickers on my car: (BadOmen79)
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Vote Republican...It's Easier Than Thinking. (BadOmen79)
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Home Honey, I'm High! (BadOmen79)
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RJ's Random Advice #6: If you kick a little kid's ass, he'll drink milk and beat the crap out of you in twelve years or so. (LtJG RJ2)
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If men could get pregnant, abortion would be legal, ethical, and federally funded. (BadOmen79)
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A Washington Senators sticker. (I'm just too damn lazy to go out there with the adhesive remover) (BadOmen79)
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RJ's Random Advice #2,395,662,023,834: Big numbers don't impress people. (LtJG RJ2)
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RJ's Random Advice #1701: There is no such thing as a Vulcan nerve pinch. (LtJG RJ2)
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RJ's Random Advice #33 1/3: JaneDoe is a lot better at this than I am. (LtJG RJ2)
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Well, the way I see it is like this: post as much as you want, just don't post stupid crap like BoO Ignite does. By the way, Arrow, King Lt. (or is it Lt. King?) already has a harem of 457 nymphomaniac concubines. You might have competition. (IZZO)
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This is your benevolent monarch, signing off. (LtJG RJ2)
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Well, that's all I can post today, it's our first game of the season and I have to prepare for the Color Guard's raising of the flag. Gotta shine my boots, brass, and get everything on my uniform. I even have a nifty beret! Bye! (IZZO)
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Hi, I just wanted to say I miss BabyLamms a whole lot. When your friends go to college, that sucks. (CurlyAnnT)
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I'm sorry everyone, please, please, please forgive me? :( (ArrowsDeja)
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But anyway, yeah, I think there should be a limit on how many postings you have. If you have a lot to say, just cram it in in one posting, it's not that hard! I mean, it does get kind of annoying when someone posts 20 things, scrolling makes me sick to my stomach. Okay, bye. (CurlyAnnT)
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Don't limit...I'll go away so that all the funny people can be funny... (ArrowsDeja)
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...and ther was much rejoycing... (ArrowsDeja)
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I extend a heartfelt thanks to Rosey for the toe jam-tupperware concept. (BoO Ignite)
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One night when I was about 9 years-old, I caught my mommy squeezing the pimples on my daddy's back. (BoO Ignite)
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There's a bald cat on my front porch. (BoO Ignite)
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I lost my lucky extra long arm hair......it was silver too! :*( (BoO Ignite)
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My miniature schnauzer left an impressive trail of pooplets in my backyard. (BoO Ignite)
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Now I gotta clean it, but I'd really like more people to see the pooplet trail first. (BoO Ignite)
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I'll eat a teaspoonful of zit pus for 16 cents. (BoO Ignite)
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I'll pop anyone's zits for free, just as long as I get to eat the pus AND the core. (BoO Ignite)
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Humm...I wonder how long it would take to collect a teaspoonful of zit pus..... (BoO Ignite)
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I like the way Jean-Luc Picard says "schedule"! (BoO Ignite)
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Yeah! Yeah! Hatcha hatcha! (BoO Ignite)
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I bid thee a fond farewell for the time being...I have to go play tennis now. (BoO Ignite)
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"Follow through! Follow through! I don't care where the balls go! Just follow through!" --Jill (tennis instructor) (BoO Ignite)
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I'm limiting myself to one entry every two days...It now takes me two minutes to wait for the hourglass to go away..and when it does, I have to read through two billion unfunny postings by the same person. When I tried to quickly scroll down through the postings, I became hypnotized. I couldn't move for two days. Please, edit the random game...and limit the number of postings. (Chrsb)
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Ma (BlueWaffle)
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EWWW BOO.....PLEGMSICLES??? ROFLMAOPMS (Pretti 0ne)
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Isn't it funny, how when you try to randomly think of something, you can't think of a damned thing? (Pretti 0ne)
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Did you miss me?? (Shortsigh)
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Sometimes I wonder if there's something I could be doing to help the world, like maybe the key to all the problems lies with me. But then I remember that chaos is my friend and just go back to sleep. (Shortsigh)
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Golly, e-mail is so convenient! (BoO Ignite)
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Ahh "woulda, coulda, shoulda"! Pish posh! I say just shut the hell up! (BoO Ignite)
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Tennis was great, by the way. (BoO Ignite)
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Like anyone cares. (BoO Ignite)
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Like anyone cares. (BoO Ignite)
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Nobody loves me! (BoO Ignite)
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Somebody please love me! (BoO Ignite)
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My neighbor's cat sounds like a cow. (BoO Ignite)
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Imagine that I'm a cow..... Okay, now: "Eat chicken!" (BoO Ignite)
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I hate Freudian psychology. (BoO Ignite)
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Some people are prone to acne. (BoO Ignite)
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I'm so happy my dog doesn't have testicles. (BoO Ignite)
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Scrotum. (BoO Ignite)
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Gazebo. (BoO Ignite)
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You're not a very jolly person. (BoO Ignite)
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Don't you EVER accuse me of being a litterbug! (BoO Ignite)
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It's....mime time.... (BoO Ignite)
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Get it? :^) (BoO Ignite)
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A lot of my garbage and spew is inspired by other people...I musn't forget the little people. (BoO Ignite)
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Why do people that complain about the poor quality and outrageous prices of AOL still stick around??? (BoO Ignite)
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Why is there traffic? People tell me it's because there are so many cars, but if they drove at the speed they were SUPPOSED to, there really shouldn't be any traffic....Am I right??? (BoO Ignite)
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, my Forrest Gump impression: "Jenny..." (BoO Ignite)
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And now, another one of my infamous Forrest Gump impressions: "I started...moving mah hips..." (BoO Ignite)
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One more Forrest Gump impression from the almighty BoO: "...she tasted like ceeg-o-rettes...." (BoO Ignite)
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I never noticed this before, but...if you stretch your imagination, my name looks like a little face wearing sunglasses with a funny nose and mouth hangin' open. Just look! (BoO Ignite)
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I'm 20. ...Yeah, I shit my pants too when I found out. (BoO Ignite)
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I was stuck in Disneyland during the power outage. (BoO Ignite)
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I have to poo. (BoO Ignite)
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Oh, I'm here baby. And I'm here to stay. (BoO Ignite)
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It doesn't matter that I have scoliosis...we can still be friends.... (BoO Ignite)
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Does anyone find the Main Street Electrical Parade as thrilling as I do? (BoO Ignite)
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My hobbies include biting my toenails and flicking my nose hairs. (BoO Ignite)
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It has been my life-long ambition to have the perfect body. (BoO Ignite)
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Most righteous, dude. (BoO Ignite)
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Urkel is most bodacious! (BoO Ignite)
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Suicide would just ruin your day. (BoO Ignite)
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age/sex check (BoO Ignite)
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When the poo hits the fan, Like a big chocolate man, That's a bummer. (BoO Ignite)
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Save Sailor Moon in North America! (BoO Ignite)
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No, I'm not ashamed to say it....I speak with a speech impediment. (BoO Ignite)
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Well, I'm off to paint my nails and gab on the phone for hours now...goodbye. (BoO Ignite)
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War is raw, and backwards! (Crys Tall2)
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I had to stop driving for a while, my car tires got too dizzy. (Sir Darien)
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I have a switch in my apartment... it doesn't do anything... Every once in a while, I turn it on and off... One day I got a call... it was a woman from France... she said "Cut it out!" (Sir Darien)
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Gee, I guess I ruffled a few tailfeathers with my mindless babble entry. I do like the phrase "mindless drivel" even better. Thanks BoO. (Croaker34)
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I bet when he was up there on the cross, Jesus really got tired of people saying, "Hang in there!" (Croaker34)