Sheesh, IZZO..."stupid crap like BoO Ignite..."? I'm awful hurt...I prefer to think of it as "mindless drivel." (BoO Ignite)
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Hiya Croaker. You didn't ruffle MY tailfeathers. A bug just crawled up my ass that day. You're welcome. (BoO Ignite)
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Tee hee...I forgot....this isn't a message board. :^) (BoO Ignite)
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Gimme some tobacco to chew on, and I'll be happy as grandpappy. (BoO Ignite)
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HEY!!! HEY MAW, LOOK, I DID SOMETHING GOOD FOR A CHANGE!! LOOK MAW!! LOOK!!!! I GOT TRUMAN TO SAY WHO WON FREE TIME!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAY TRUMAN!! I have one thing to ask: How do you feel now that you have had this stunning revelation? I knew you'd join us sometime!! Good job, Truman. Here, here. {crowd applause} OK. Anyway....I can't beleive who won, though..but I do suppose it's more random that my stuff...mine, as said before, yes, is besically a message board. But hey, I'm having fun, so if ya got a problem with that, SHUT THE HELL UP!! !:)~ Anyway.... Hey, have any of you peoples had braces? I do... and I went to my dentist yesterday where they replaced my bands and wires with chains. I feel like a friggin snow tire! ARRGGGH! My teeth hurt...it kills to eat applesauce, for gods sake, and I have a high tolerancy to pain!! You gotta wonder how those 8-year old kids can sit there with braces on...I wouldn't be able to stand that!! Well, I suppose it'll be worth it...sometime... if it doesn't, then at least I'll get some money from a lawsuit!! Hey...I just realized something...for the last few days, I've abandoned my Beatles format. I WON'T STAND FOR IT ANY LONGER!! We're sargent peppers lonely hearts club band.... we hope you will enjoy the show. We're sargent pepper's lonely hearts club band...sit back and let the evening go...{bum bum bum BUM!} Sargent pepper's lonely, sargent pepper's lonely, sargent pepper's lonely hearts club band... ahhhh that's much better...I feel complete now. Well, I gotta go, everyone.. see you later!!!!!!!!!! Oh...and by the way... next time maybe I'll give you the treat of me reciting the whole entire movie of Yellow Submarine... if yer lucky!!! LOL... I'll start right now... Once apon a time, or maybe twice... there was an unearthly paradise called...................... Pepperland. 80,000 leagues under the sea it lay... or lie, I'm not too sure..... To be continued!!!! LOLOLOL (JaguarMel)
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After weeks of observation, I have officially observed that the Random Game now sucks. I am a faithfull follower of HO, but The random game isn't really all that random anymore. Sorry, folks I hate to be a downer, but... (SMAC48)
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Am I forgiven?:( (ArrowsDeja)
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Thank you LtJG RJ2. I do appreciate it. (ArrowsDeja)
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Let's play hate me.. oh look, most of you (all?)
get to win!!!!!! Ahh the satisfaction of being nasty... wonderful, isn't it? (ArrowsDeja)
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I AM A GIRL-- If I am anything it is in the feminine form!!! (ArrowsDeja)
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Before you say that I am a ripoff of IZZO and blame HO Chicago for my appearance here, I'd like to say that this is IZZO. If you don't believe me, I'll prove it. Just ask me a question. If you are wondering about the new name, I violated the AOL's Socialistic Anti-America...I mean, wonderful Terms of Service in some obscure manner of which I wasn't explained. Not buying it, huh? Well, ask HO Chicago to come up with a Izzo questionare for me to take, I am the real thing. (Izzo0)
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I tried to get the name "PimpDaddyIzzo" but it was too many spaces. (Izzo0)
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C Izzo was taken. (Izzo0)
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I would just like to say that AOLMan has sunken to the level of such scum, so that scum says ewe to him; by trying to erase messages. (ArrowsDeja)
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C S Izzo was "restricted". Don't ask, I have no idea. (Izzo0)
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By the way, if she is a vampire, how can she ride my bus? Vampires don't have tans! Even if she was, I still love her dammit! (Izzo0)
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As King of Ireland, I appoint MagicClams as Baron of Cork County. He's always wanted to piss on the Blarney Stone. (Izzo0)
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why do bird fly? Seriously, they really could walk. (Phil IsBad)
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Has our nation stopped walking alltogether?? Henry Ford is probably happy. What a jerk. Look at what he's done. (Phil IsBad)
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Look , i'm a lord with Biochick. Wow maybe we get it on. (Phil IsBad)
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I'm petitioning for a higher place in the hierarchy. (Phil IsBad)
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names with number in them stink. (Phil IsBad)
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The rear end of a cat also stinks. I prefer, of the two, .........(undecided) (Phil IsBad)
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I hate the word Abstain (Phil IsBad)
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Argentina? "Yay" Bolivia? "Yay" Bulgaria? "Yay" Brazil? "Abstain" Columbia? Columbia? Stop punching Brazil for saying "Abstain". Do the crushing your head thing. We promote nonviolence here at the UN. (Phil IsBad)
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Scooby Doo is really cool. He could beat up Goofy I'll bet. (Phil IsBad)
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Am I in my golden years? I've always wanted to be on "Golden Girls". (Phil IsBad)
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Frecklejuice was a neato book by Judy Bluhm. (Phil IsBad)
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It's funny how stupid little slang phrases get started. I accidentally said "Gravy" instead of "Groovy" the other week. So, jokingly, I said "Gravy" instead a few times. Turns out that now, at school, everyone is saying it!! Hello, my name is random high school student. I am a lemming that's all. (Phil IsBad)
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Wasn't that last entry gravy? (Phil IsBad)
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What if we were all living in someone elses dream? This dream sucks and it is really expensive. (Phil IsBad)
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Hi!! I'm Eddie the eppiglottis. I make sure that food does not go down the wrong pipe. I want to keep you safe. That's my job!! If that food goes down the windpipe, you choke and die!! Oh no! Says I, Eddie! So I try my best!! (Phil IsBad)
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Hi hi!! I'm Tracy the trachea!! You may know me better as the windpipe!! Eddie tries to make it so food doesn't go down me but sometimes, it happens and I get plugged up. Then you die. I really serve no function that is interesting so I'll go now!! (Phil IsBad)
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If I dated a monkey I would get strange looks at the restaurant because I am not a monkey. (Phil IsBad)
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You should never kiss a monkey in public. Come on...common courtesy. (Phil IsBad)
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Button, button, whos got the button? (Phil IsBad)
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My name is Gary Gay man. I'm in the closet. Don't make me come out or I'll hurt you. Arrrrggggg. That's me growling at you through the closed closet door. (Phil IsBad)
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If I spoke Hebew, I probably would have been more popular at my Temple. I guess being Jewish would have also boosted my popularity. It was also a bad idea to call the Rabbi "father". (Phil IsBad)
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"Father Goldstein?" It just sounds wrong now that I repeat it in my head. Also on my head is a bump where the Torah hit me. (Phil IsBad)
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I wear glasses to see better. I also drink out of glasses but those are a different kind. (Phil IsBad)
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Brevity is the soul of wit. (Phil IsBad)
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Was the last statement ironic?? If so how?? Thanks for your time. I'm back losers! (Phil IsBad)
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WLW Troub is reincarnated into me!!! HA HA HA!!!! (Phil IsBad)
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Oh god, I'm sure there will be tons of multiple-posters telling me off in today's random game. Well anyway, that was pretty creative giving a free hour to what's-his-name for his "random entry"....stating a very important subject....."ma". I think he was just learning how to use his computer or something. Well anyway. I have nothing more to say, I guess. So bye. (CurlyAnnT)
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Uhh....Ma. (CurlyAnnT)
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Pa? (CurlyAnnT)
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It is just amazing to me that ALL of you have so much free time on your hands....as for something else on your hands I don't know and don't care to know. (Lonelytear)
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Light the unwaxed dental floss !!! (KIMAROSE)
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Hello, everybody, Guess what??? SMAC48 is here too. NO, its not another HO conspiracy...We just live in the same general area. Betcha all feel stupid now. (KIMAROSE)
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Guess what ?? Yes, the fifth docter caved and now trident is fully recomened !!! (KIMAROSE)
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I'd like to thank RJ for appointing me secretary of Randomia's parliament. (BadOmen79)
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As our first order of business, I move that we exile BoO Ignite. (BadOmen79)
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I also move that we can exile anyone else who pisses us off... (BadOmen79)
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randomly, of course. (BadOmen79)
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Is that okay with you, oh great LtJG RJ2? (BadOmen79)
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Hey, it never hurts to kiss the random despot's ass every once in a while. (BadOmen79)
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Thanx Croacker, but are you sure you really wanted to say that.......... (ArrowsDeja)
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My impression of Rocky...."ADRIENNE....ADRIENNE" (Pretti 0ne)
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My impression of George Bush..."Not gonna do it....noooot gonnna do it" (Pretti 0ne)
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ok..ok...now that I've warmed up...here's my impression of Robert DeNiro..."You talkin' to me?" (Pretti 0ne)
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Am I good or what??? I take requests by the way! (Pretti 0ne)
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Give me a lemming. (BoO Ignite)
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My friend Mikey is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birthmark until he was eight years old. (Sir Darien)
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Pupils change size. (BoO Ignite)
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Huh? (BoO Ignite)
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Years ago people used to say,"Statistically speaking, it is safer to fly in a plane than it is to drive in a car." I wonder how those statistics are looking this year. (Croaker34)
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DAMN!! THIS GAME IS BORING!! (Movin mo)
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boogers (ZiolaBlick)
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Send BoO Ignite to the dungeon. (LtJG RJ2)
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It's King Lt of Randomia, if you please. (LtJG RJ2)
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All right, that's it. Beach party at the king's palace on 4th street! (LtJG RJ2)
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HI (GoodFelah)
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BoO...its called a Moooooog Synthesizer..u shoulda known that being the moo moo lover u are...hehe (RoZee1001)
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When I was reading BoO Ignite's entries, I started wondering If he had a job. I mean, he's 20. If I were 20 I'd be doing cool things.... like drinking. (JaneDoe68)
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Am I the only person here that misses MagicClams? Come Back!! (JaneDoe68)
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Is anyone going to award a free hour soon? (JaneDoe68)
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What sort of child says, "I want to be a proctologist when I grow up"? (Croaker34)
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I see signs bragging about 4-hour martinizing. What the hell is martinizing, anyway? (Troy Clay)
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10. Mmmmm...skunkalicious (Mr Onliner)
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9. Did you say GASoline, or VASoline? (Mr Onliner)
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8. You know, Forrest Gump wasn't really all that fast. (Mr Onliner)
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7. Wait a minute...I think I lost count. (Mr Onliner)
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7. Just to make sure, I'll post 7. again. (Mr Onliner)
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7. This is Todd, he's a Doobie. (Mr Onliner)
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6. The only chip in my computer is a Dorito! And it's Nacho Cheesier! (Mr Onliner)
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5. Yes, No, or Cancel...the eternal paradox. (Mr Onliner)
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4. Lookee, Masa! I'm in the parliament! Hehehehehehehe! (Mr Onliner)
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3. Mojo! That's VERY unladylike! (Mr Onliner)
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2. Emag Modnar Eht! HAHAHAHAHAHA! You'll never break my secret code now, Madesckantor! (Mr Onliner)
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1. Muffle this! (Mr Onliner)
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SO CHOKE ON THOSE BIG ONES, PUNK!
Thank you. (Mr Onliner)
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HO Chicago, get off your ass and print the entries already! (Izzo0)
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Why do 24 hour stores(open 24/7/365) have locks on the door? (ArrowsDeja)
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Me too? It was my birthday? Puhleasse? (Laurenne14)
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You can't change the ways of a dullard. (BoO Ignite)
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Mold On The Bologna. (BoO Ignite)
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I refuse to drink milk with my dinner. (BoO Ignite)
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I know an Onion. (BoO Ignite)
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In my hometown, all us kids do is drink, smoke, and climb trees. (BoO Ignite)
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"Morbid obesity"..... @_@ (BoO Ignite)
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Please do not damage private property when you go toilet-papering. (BoO Ignite)
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Gracious, don't be so cynical. Remember, the glass is half *full*. (BoO Ignite)