LOL CurlyAnnT...hmm..you are wise, grasshopper. You get the prize at the bottom of my lucky charms for that wonderful observation. Well, you see, my entries look longer now becuase I'm being considerate and not posting multiple entries. So, all my entries are condensed into a large volume of hillarious Melissa takes. Well, OK, just Melissa takes. Now...to HO Chicago.... hon, what's the problem? You posted who won before and then you stopped. Shame, shame!!! Tsk tsk tsk, you should tell us who wins free time dammit!! That's what these seemingly pointless games are for!! It's our duty as AOL addicts to win as much AOL time as possible so that our credit cards don't get cut up into eeny meeny little peices!! (well...it's sorta too late for some of us...ahem...good thing I have both visa AND mastercard...j/k!) Anyway, so what happened to you, Chicago? I was actually thinking that you weren't incompitent!! looks like I expected too much from you. ::sigh::: Looks like it's back to sHOw me and Celebrity Personals for me. Oh well. Chicago... my god man!!!!!!! Give us free hours for god's sake!!!!!! Anyway...I have to go now. I don't want to take up the ENTIRE page of the Random Game.. :)~ Oh and by the way to you people begging chicago to edit these entries...he MUST edit a few becuase for a really long time he wouldn't post any of my entries. Just proves that he DOES have some taste!!! Well, goodbye for now...... Oh wait... can't abandon Beatles format, I promised myself. OK... Wednesday morning at 5 o clock as the day begins..... Silently closing the bedroom door... leaving the note that she wished could say more, she goes downstairs to the kitchen clutching a hankercheif... silently turning the backdoor key... stepping outside she is free... Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is leaviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome... Ok, I feel better now. :::sigh of releif:::: My day is complete now. Goodbye!!! (JaguarMel)
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I'd like to celebrate a momentous occasion in my life... (BadOmen79)
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I finally won a free hour on HO's Punchlines. (BadOmen79)
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The fact that winning a free hour on a crappy game is a momentous occasion does not make me a loser, does it? (BadOmen79)
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Oh, shut up. (BadOmen79)
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Thanks LtJG RJ2. You're nice :) (ArrowsDeja)
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If olive oil is made from olives and corn oil is made from corn, then where do they get baby oil? (ArrowsDeja)
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I think everyone on this earth has a nice side and an evil side; and some people just use their evil side more because its easier. What if you took the easy way out of everything. Think about it... Instead of doing your homework, you could just kill your teacher and you'd never have to worry about that class again. And instead of going through the paper work it would take the officer to write up a report on you, he would just let you go. Or if he did write a report on you, jury decides it would be easier if they all agree so they all let you off. Well, that would set a precedent for any other teacher murders that would ever happen again. I mean its a vicious cycle. So, next time you want to take the easy way out and use your evil side, even if its just to yell at someone or beat them up instead of talking it out, remember how your actions could affect the rest of the world to come. Well, that's all I have to say today and I know there wasn't anything funny in this random game entry, but if this inspires one person to convert from evil to niceness the world would be a better place. As a result people would laugh more. And on the large scale if people laugh more, my entry caused it, thus making it Heckler-worthy. Thanks for your time and your love. See you later. Have great day. And always remember: KEEP SMILING. I do. (SMAC48)
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I hereby charge BoO Ignite with high treason to the crown! Sentence him Almighty King Lt.! (Izzo0)
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All I know is that you can't resign from a postion that is still mine. Sorry! (WLW Troub)
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I miss the old days, when we won prizes for being stupid. (JaneDoe68)
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It would be fresh peaches if'n I could send one of my gecko drawings, but....Boo = college student = no money = no scanner = not even Kinko's. I suppose I could go use someone else's scanner and put the drawring on a disk...but all this for you?! Nah. But, I could attempt to make one of my mind-blowing sketches of a gecko with the paint program I have here on my lovely Mac. On the other hand, drawing with a mouse is a completely different frontier, and my artistic expertise wouldn't shine through. Oh dear...I'm faced with yet another dilemma in my life. (BoO Ignite)
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Soft are the hands of
Those who persuade the babes of
Light into darkness. (Shortsigh)
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OK...I am here. No need to worry. (Ontarchick)
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A baby catches dead empty fish going hastily in jumbled kinky laminated massive nightly orges. Purple quarters rarely show their undersides, vainly wanting xeroxed yellow zeros. (Ontarchick)
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If Bette Midler and Dave Letterman had kids, how ugly do you think they would be? And would they realize that it was their parents fault that they're so ugly? What would be their reaction? (Ontarchick)
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The stupider people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them; the smarter people think you are, the more surprised you'll be when they kill you. (Ontarchick)
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I thought it was 10 letters. (Ontarchick)
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Does anyone agree with me that Chrsb is just a little bit lame? Edit the Random Game??? Is that like an oxymoron or something??? (Pretti 0ne)
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Isn't it cruel how the HO's manipulate us and use us abusively for our witticisms? Think about it...they get paid to laugh at us. What's wrong with this picture? (Ontarchick)
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"A" is my favorite letter. Definitly "A". (Ontarchick)
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Today is September 10th, 1997. Nobody seems to believe me. (Ontarchick)
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Sometimes I just sit and wonder about life, you know...really really deep thoughts. But on the account that I'm afraid of heights I don't get really close, cause I'm afraid I'll fall in. (Pretti 0ne)
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OK..don't go getting big heads or anything...but I just need to thank you guys: JaguarMel, IZZO, BoO Ignite, LtJG RJ2 & especially Sir Darien. Boy can you guys make a girl laugh!! (Pretti 0ne)
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green -- oh, and also 7 (QuackMoo)
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It smells in here. (QuackMoo)
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"Your eyes beheld my beauty when it seemed the world was blind... (Shortsigh)
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...you heard the desperate plea for love that echoed deep inside... (Shortsigh)
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I knight the Sir Sir Darien of Sir. (LtJG RJ2)
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...but when I finally opened up and let you touch my soul... (Shortsigh)
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...you ripped my heart from out my chest and left a forlorn hole." (Shortsigh)
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Hey grrrls, ain't love a bitch? (Shortsigh)
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To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (RMata89645)
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The Birth of the Macarena
Juan: "What the heck are you doing?"
Carlos: "It's a new dance I just made up."
Juan: "That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen."
Carlos: "I know, but I bet if we put it to music we could make millions from those stupid Americans."
And the rest, as they say, is history... (Croaker34)
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Ya funky poop monkey. (BoO Ignite)
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Sometimes I'm so stuck....but not in a life ridden with self-pity and angst. (BoO Ignite)
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Does anyone else get confused when the HO menu says "Mr Onliner, Come in Here"? Or am I just an idiot. (Mr Onliner)
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Because ArrowsDeja so asked so politely I shall be her lord, the Duke of HO. Or somethin like that. Duke-duke-duke-duke of HO duke-duke-duke Duke of HO... (HECKLER X)
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Who the hell is Chrsb anyway? And what gives him the right to judge funny and unfunny? We all have different types of humor. And anyway, this is the Random Game. As the rules state, ebtries don't even have to be funny. The Random game is a haven for those of us who can never win the real contests to let loose with our bodies natural juices. (HECKLER X)
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Damn these chairs, son! (Mr Onliner)
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I'm a real laid-back, calm sorta guy, y'know. I'm not the type who'll go screaming my head off if I saw a meteor hurtling toward the earth on a course of destruction. I'm more the type of guy who'll see the meteor and say, "Well, there goes the neighborhood." (HECKLER X)
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Life is like a pinball game: Score fast or lose your balls. (HECKLER X)
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Life is like a pinball game: Score fast or lose your balls. (HECKLER X)
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Boy, I feel the pwoer again. It's comin to me baby. Oh yeah. (HECKLER X)
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If an unknown like Chrsb can get a file named after him I'll definetly get one. Oh yeah. (HECKLER X)
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yad rehto eht nam elprup a was i (Ontarchick)
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Question for College Students majoring in Phylosophy!
WHY?
Answer: WHY NOT? (Da ReiPeR)
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OK>.................................LISTEN UP......I AM SO TIRED OF NOT WINNING A DARN THING ON HECKLERS ONLINE (I LOVE IT ANYWAY) jUST LET ME WIN THIS ........I KNOW I AM NOT THAT STUPID NOT TO WIN THIS HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH SO LET ME WIN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME WIN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME WIN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE THAT WAS MY STORY POST IT AND BELIEVE IT (Da ReiPeR)
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ NOW I KNOW MY ABC'S NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH ME? I AM 14 AND I FINALLY KNOW THE ALPHABET (Da ReiPeR)
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LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLBE AWARE I SURE DO KNOW MY CUT AND PASTE BUTTONS
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL i SURE DO KNOW MY CUT COPY AND PASTE BOTTONS (Da ReiPeR)
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HECKLER ONLINE RULEZ ON AOL (Da ReiPeR)
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Can anyone see what I hear? (Shortsigh)
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'Cause it sounds really scary... (Shortsigh)
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I learned today that if it weren't for water's high heat capacity, we would boil our brains with our daily metabolic activity. (BoO Ignite)
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My hands are overwhelmingly large. (BoO Ignite)
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Ah-oom. Ah-oom. Ah-oom. (BoO Ignite)
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Editoral comments from the HOsts of this game. It's like being touched by the hand of God. (Croaker34)
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If they are the HOsts, I guess that would make all of us the parasites. (Croaker34)