Where have all the piggies gone? (Laurenne14)

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Heckler X, you are now officially, Lord Lintfilter, I am your LadyLintfilter, and together we shall rule supremely over the relm of clean,wet laundry... (ArrowsDeja)

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What color does a smurf turn when you strangle it? (ArrowsDeja)

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I am a person. thank you for your time (WEIRDALRLZ)

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The monkey fell out of the tree because he was dead. (BlueWaffle)

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I just fell down. (BlueWaffle)

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I broke my arm (SydGoldman)

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::::She slowly shuffles into room, clocks in and sits down, watching the random game continue. She is being passed by, matching the wallpaper, she is unoticed. Who is she? She is Kheetah, the young woman who disappeared. Friend to Clams, BioChick, and many others. She rises to climb on the couch. Yelling out over the crowd, she screamed, "I AM HERE, BOW TO ME!!!" She slowly sits back down as the masses bow to her feet with gifts and praise. She accepts them graciously, then slowly fades away to return another day.::::::::::: (Kheetah)

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ARRR!!!! Whar be the sheep me laddy! I feel frisky! (HECKLER X)

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FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN!!! POST THE RANDOM LIST!!!! GET OFF YER ASS ALREADY WE'RE TIRED OF WAITING!! (JaguarMel)

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I think this random thing is stupid.....you gotta love HO...;) (Boji)

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came to play...left feeling lost...just like my first date (SRCHN4ANSR)

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Ummmm...why is "Life is like a pinball game" a blank page? Is this some sort of crummy metaphor or something? Or is my PC just messing up? I'm confused. Again. Please explain. (JaguarMel)

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Great De Repier! Now it's time to learn how to use the "Caps Lock" key! (Izzo0)

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Does anyone miss French Bread besides me? (Izzo0)

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Well why is prostitution illegal? It's their bodies! Besides, how else am I to make money? (Izzo0)

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Lots of people would pay to be with the sexiest man in the world... (Izzo0)