Who the hell is Chrsb anyway? And what gives him the right to judge funny and unfunny? We all have different types of humor. And anyway, this is the Random Game. As the rules state, ebtries don't even have to be funny. The Random game is a haven for those of us who can never win the real contests to let loose with our bodies natural juices. (HECKLER X)
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Damn these chairs, son! (Mr Onliner)
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I'm a real laid-back, calm sorta guy, y'know. I'm not the type who'll go screaming my head off if I saw a meteor hurtling toward the earth on a course of destruction. I'm more the type of guy who'll see the meteor and say, "Well, there goes the neighborhood." (HECKLER X)
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Life is like a pinball game: Score fast or lose your balls. (HECKLER X)
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Life is like a pinball game: Score fast or lose your balls. (HECKLER X)
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Boy, I feel the pwoer again. It's comin to me baby. Oh yeah. (HECKLER X)
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If an unknown like Chrsb can get a file named after him I'll definetly get one. Oh yeah. (HECKLER X)
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yad rehto eht nam elprup a was i (Ontarchick)
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Question for College Students majoring in Phylosophy!
WHY?
Answer: WHY NOT? (Da ReiPeR)
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OK>.................................LISTEN UP......I AM SO TIRED OF NOT WINNING A DARN THING ON HECKLERS ONLINE (I LOVE IT ANYWAY) jUST LET ME WIN THIS ........I KNOW I AM NOT THAT STUPID NOT TO WIN THIS HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH SO LET ME WIN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME WIN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME WIN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE THAT WAS MY STORY POST IT AND BELIEVE IT (Da ReiPeR)
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ NOW I KNOW MY ABC'S NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH ME? I AM 14 AND I FINALLY KNOW THE ALPHABET (Da ReiPeR)
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LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLBE AWARE I SURE DO KNOW MY CUT AND PASTE BUTTONS
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL i SURE DO KNOW MY CUT COPY AND PASTE BOTTONS (Da ReiPeR)
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HECKLER ONLINE RULEZ ON AOL (Da ReiPeR)
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Can anyone see what I hear? (Shortsigh)
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'Cause it sounds really scary... (Shortsigh)
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I learned today that if it weren't for water's high heat capacity, we would boil our brains with our daily metabolic activity. (BoO Ignite)
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My hands are overwhelmingly large. (BoO Ignite)
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Ah-oom. Ah-oom. Ah-oom. (BoO Ignite)
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Editoral comments from the HOsts of this game. It's like being touched by the hand of God. (Croaker34)
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If they are the HOsts, I guess that would make all of us the parasites. (Croaker34) (Da ReiPeR)
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I'd like to celebrate a momentous occasion in my life... (BadOmen79)
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I finally won a free hour on HO's Punchlines. (BadOmen79)
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The fact that winning a free hour on a crappy game is a momentous occasion does not make me a loser, does it? (BadOmen79)
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Oh, shut up. (BadOmen79)
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Thanks LtJG RJ2. You're nice :) (ArrowsDeja)
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If olive oil is made from olives and corn oil is made from corn, then where do they get baby oil? (ArrowsDeja)
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I hereby charge BoO Ignite with high treason to the crown! Sentence him Almighty King Lt.! (Izzo0)
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All I know is that you can't resign from a postion that is still mine. Sorry! (WLW Troub)
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I miss the old days, when we won prizes for being stupid. (JaneDoe68)
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It would be fresh peaches if'n I could send one of my gecko drawings, but....Boo = college student = no money = no scanner = not even Kinko's. I suppose I could go use someone else's scanner and put the drawring on a disk...but all this for you?! Nah. But, I could attempt to make one of my mind-blowing sketches of a gecko with the paint program I have here on my lovely Mac. On the other hand, drawing with a mouse is a completely different frontier, and my artistic expertise wouldn't shine through. Oh dear...I'm faced with yet another dilemma in my life. (BoO Ignite)
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Soft are the hands of
Those who persuade the babes of
Light into darkness. (Shortsigh)
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OK...I am here. No need to worry. (Ontarchick)
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A baby catches dead empty fish going hastily in jumbled kinky laminated massive nightly orges. Purple quarters rarely show their undersides, vainly wanting xeroxed yellow zeros. (Ontarchick)
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If Bette Midler and Dave Letterman had kids, how ugly do you think they would be? And would they realize that it was their parents fault that they're so ugly? What would be their reaction? (Ontarchick)
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The stupider people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them; the smarter people think you are, the more surprised you'll be when they kill you. (Ontarchick)
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I thought it was 10 letters. (Ontarchick)
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Does anyone agree with me that Chrsb is just a little bit lame? Edit the Random Game??? Is that like an oxymoron or something??? (Pretti 0ne)
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Isn't it cruel how the HO's manipulate us and use us abusively for our witticisms? Think about it...they get paid to laugh at us. What's wrong with this picture? (Ontarchick)
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"A" is my favorite letter. Definitly "A". (Ontarchick)
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Today is September 10th, 1997. Nobody seems to believe me. (Ontarchick)
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Sometimes I just sit and wonder about life, you know...really really deep thoughts. But on the account that I'm afraid of heights I don't get really close, cause I'm afraid I'll fall in. (Pretti 0ne)
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OK..don't go getting big heads or anything...but I just need to thank you guys: JaguarMel, IZZO, BoO Ignite, LtJG RJ2 & especially Sir Darien. Boy can you guys make a girl laugh!! (Pretti 0ne)
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green -- oh, and also 7 (QuackMoo)
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It smells in here. (QuackMoo)
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"Your eyes beheld my beauty when it seemed the world was blind... (Shortsigh)
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...you heard the desperate plea for love that echoed deep inside... (Shortsigh)
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I knight the Sir Sir Darien of Sir. (LtJG RJ2)
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...but when I finally opened up and let you touch my soul... (Shortsigh)
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...you ripped my heart from out my chest and left a forlorn hole." (Shortsigh)
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Hey grrrls, ain't love a bitch? (Shortsigh)
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To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (RMata89645)
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The Birth of the Macarena
Juan: "What the heck are you doing?"
Carlos: "It's a new dance I just made up."
Juan: "That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen."
Carlos: "I know, but I bet if we put it to music we could make millions from those stupid Americans."
And the rest, as they say, is history... (Croaker34)
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Ya funky poop monkey. (BoO Ignite)
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Sometimes I'm so stuck....but not in a life ridden with self-pity and angst. (BoO Ignite)
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Does anyone else get confused when the HO menu says "Mr Onliner, Come in Here"? Or am I just an idiot. (Mr Onliner)
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Because ArrowsDeja so asked so politely I shall be her lord, the Duke of HO. Or somethin like that. Duke-duke-duke-duke of HO duke-duke-duke Duke of HO... (HECKLER X)
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Who the hell is Chrsb anyway? And what gives him the right to judge funny and unfunny? We all have different types of humor. And anyway, this is the Random Game. As the rules state, ebtries don't even have to be funny. The Random game is a haven for those of us who can never win the real contests to let loose with our bodies natural juices. (HECKLER X)
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Damn these chairs, son! (Mr Onliner)
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I'm a real laid-back, calm sorta guy, y'know. I'm not the type who'll go screaming my head off if I saw a meteor hurtling toward the earth on a course of destruction. I'm more the type of guy who'll see the meteor and say, "Well, there goes the neighborhood." (HECKLER X)
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Life is like a pinball game: Score fast or lose your balls. (HECKLER X)
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Life is like a pinball game: Score fast or lose your balls. (HECKLER X)
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Boy, I feel the pwoer again. It's comin to me baby. Oh yeah. (HECKLER X)
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If an unknown like Chrsb can get a file named after him I'll definetly get one. Oh yeah. (HECKLER X)
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yad rehto eht nam elprup a was i (Ontarchick)
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Question for College Students majoring in Phylosophy!
WHY?
Answer: WHY NOT? (Da ReiPeR)
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OK>.................................LISTEN UP......I AM SO TIRED OF NOT WINNING A DARN THING ON HECKLERS ONLINE (I LOVE IT ANYWAY) jUST LET ME WIN THIS ........I KNOW I AM NOT THAT STUPID NOT TO WIN THIS HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH SO LET ME WIN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME WIN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME WIN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE THAT WAS MY STORY POST IT AND BELIEVE IT (Da ReiPeR)
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ NOW I KNOW MY ABC'S NEXT TIME WONT YOU SING WITH ME? I AM 14 AND I FINALLY KNOW THE ALPHABET (Da ReiPeR)
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LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLBE AWARE I SURE DO KNOW MY CUT AND PASTE BUTTONS
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL i SURE DO KNOW MY CUT COPY AND PASTE BOTTONS (Da ReiPeR)
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HECKLER ONLINE RULEZ ON AOL (Da ReiPeR)
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Can anyone see what I hear? (Shortsigh)
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'Cause it sounds really scary... (Shortsigh)
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I learned today that if it weren't for water's high heat capacity, we would boil our brains with our daily metabolic activity. (BoO Ignite)
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My hands are overwhelmingly large. (BoO Ignite)
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Ah-oom. Ah-oom. Ah-oom. (BoO Ignite)
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Editoral comments from the HOsts of this game. It's like being touched by the hand of God. (Croaker34)
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If they are the HOsts, I guess that would make all of us the parasites. (Croaker34) (Da ReiPeR)
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WIN LET ME WIN
(Da ReiPeR)
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WIN LET ME WIN (Da ReiPeR)
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I think the Pro-Limit vs. The Right To Babble Controversy is part of what makes the Random Game so unique. If people feel they have to quit over this controversy, than they sure as hell don't belong here in the first place. I don't think there needs to be an official limit, if you have 10 interesting things to say, I want to read them. But if you put up 10 lines of crap just so you can see your name up there 10 times, you are wasting my time. (Croaker34)
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Crap. (Croaker34)
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Some more crap. (Croaker34)
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Need I say more? (Croaker34)
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If you're gonna smoke, at least support my stock (Philip Morris Inc.). (BoO Ignite)
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"Close cover before striking"...but I don't know how to light a match without using the cover. (BoO Ignite)
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Nature abhors a vacuum. (BoO Ignite)
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Opus told me not to drink milk. So I don't. It's bodily fluid that is extracted through a cow's breast. (BoO Ignite)
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I'm having the worst period cramps...it's the kind where the only thing you think can assuage the pain is death. (BoO Ignite)
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A buncha follicle mites live at the base of our eyelashes...and they just go in a feeding frenzy when you put on mascara. (BoO Ignite)
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I've particpated in the stoning of Montezuma, the poor sap. (BoO Ignite)
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Ew! Ants are raiding my Pepsi! I hope I didn't drink any of 'em. (BoO Ignite)
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A duck walks into a bar. Asks the bartender,"Got any grapes?"
Bartender says,"No, please leave."
ten minutes later, the duck walks into a bar:
"Got any grapes?"
"No, I told you already, and if you come back again I shall nail your webbed feet to the floor."
Duck comes back ten minutes later.
"Got any nails?"
"No."
"Got any grapes?"
(SoupEater)
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The fish walks up to me and says Hi!! and i wlak up to him and say
"Your'e a fish, and your'e out of water, you should be dead!!! And another thing, you can't talk either, so why don't you just get lost??" (WEIRDALRLZ)
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I just need to get this off my chest! I went into the Top 10 and at the top of the screen it said something to the effect of "Pretti 0ne knows how to tell if your fiance's been with your dad" So I got like really excited, thinking...cool, they picked one of my entries. So I eagerly clicked on the button and started to scroll, low and behold...THEY HADN'T....what a cruel cruel joke.... (Pretti 0ne)