Don't you hate it when a lead singer is really hot, but the lyrics to his songs suck and so does the music. Example of the year: Gavin Rossdale. Okay, so he's pretty good looking, but have you ever listened to his lyrics?? In the song Little Things one of the lines is: The cupboard is empty, we really need food. Okay, this would be great if it pertained to any other line in the song, or if the song was, in fact, about needing food, but it isnt. So, in closing, I would like to make a request to the music industry: If you are blessed with the genetic make-up of being good looking, at least make your music tolerable enough to listen to. Thank you. (SMAC48) (SMAC48)
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This guy I know likes to eat things. He has stuff at his house for things that he does. I do stuff with him because I like those kind of things... (Homer fan)
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This is a pretty dumb thing. (Dogsqueeze)
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Stop plate tectonics!!!!!!!! (JuggerPix)
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The Olympics are a time for rejoicing, patroitism, and in case of the Irish.......drinking. (WLW Troub)
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Five interlocked circles......I'll bet Houdini could rub them together and pull them apart. (WLW Troub)
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All the members of the music rock group FOREIGNER were Americans. I don't get it. (WLW Troub)
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What if there were no rhetorical questions? (WLW Troub)
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If practice makes perfect and no one is perfect, then why practice? (WLW Troub)
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If God is Love, and love is blind, and Ray Charles is blind.....is Ray Charles God? Did he have to beat out Stevie Wonder? (WLW Troub)
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The burning of human hair when still attached to the host human is generally frowned upon in American society. (WLW Troub)
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When evaluating things that are bad..........tumors are high on the list. (WLW Troub)
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When I was little, I wanted to be the guy who changed the colors of traffic lights. I have since found that those people do not exist and our technological society has found a way to cut back on man power and let our country be in the hands of a simple machine/computer. How long is this going to happen, America? Are we going to stand for it? NO!!! (WLW Troub)
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In 2000, I am going to run under a new party.......Republicrat. Vote for me. (WLW Troub)
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Salt water hurts cuts very badly and makes nipples sore. (WLW Troub)
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I'm still waiting my turn to play. When do I roll the dice? And if I pass go, do I sink your battleship or get to dance around in a circle? I can't wait to run out of cards so I am declared the winner. Oh yeah, drink for being asshole. (EVIPER)
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A tick is a sound made usually by a clock or a small animal that should not be underestimated. (WLW Troub)
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I don't understand why we learn about "imaginary numbers" in school. We don't have dragon and leprechaun class!! (WLW Troub)
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My eyes hurt. Thank you smog. (WLW Troub)
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Cato-clysmic ectoplsm. Fallout, atomic orgasm. Vapor and fumes at the head of my tomb. Eating away like an acid perfume. Eating at the stone of my tomb. (WLW Troub)
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Welcome
Sulfer Dioxide
Hello
Carbon Monoxide
The air the air
is everywhere
Breathe deep
While you sleep
breathe deep. (WLW Troub)
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I once cut open a fetal pig in school. It was a great learing experience. Until we got to the eye. I know I'm going to Hell for cutting that thing open. It was like Gods special little pouch and I severed it from holy land. Sorry. (WLW Troub)
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Please give WLW Troub an hour of free time. Charge it to my account. Then tell him he cannot post here for a month. (JMcD4747)