All right...I've finally found the files that need winners picked left in the corner under mounds of dust and ferret dung...Sorry for the wait - that's what happens when a lawless period is finally brought into control with some law and order (and believe me, this law and order will be very minimal at best...)

The criteria for picking winners will be random in nature, as usual - as was pointed out in one of the entries, tastes of humor and randomness vary from person to person and the reasons for picking winners will be random and vary as well...

And let's get on and announce the lucky winners of free AOL hours:

In the Best Impression category, we have Pretti 0ne doing her best impressions of your favorite movie stars (and she sounds so realistic too...)


My impression of Rocky...."ADRIENNE....ADRIENNE" (Pretti 0ne)

My impression of George Bush..."Not gonna do it....noooot gonnna do it" (Pretti 0ne)

ok..ok...now that I've warmed up...here's my impression of Robert DeNiro..."You talkin' to me?" (Pretti 0ne)

Am I good or what??? I take requests by the way! (Pretti 0ne)


The winnah.....and NEEEEWW champeen of one free hour....Pretti 0ne!!!!


Now, for the Those Were The Days award, wishing for times that once resided in the random area, JaneDoe68 waxes nostalgic:


I miss the old days, when we won prizes for being stupid. (JaneDoe68)


Well, I won't say that your entry was stupid, because it won yourself an hour, JaneDoe68. Congratulations!


Our third entry goes under the category of Clever Artwork Of The Month...In all reality, this would be a pretty neat thing to see on a book cover...


And now an autobiography....
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You just won yourself an hour - get on up and congratulate yourself!


And finally, we have those who are dissatisfied or simply bored with the way things are going on this list...We must be fair and acknowledge all sides once in a while, as in these entries by Kheetah:


Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored. (Kheetah)

Get the hint? (Kheetah)



Kheetah, you just won one free hour free hour free hour free hour free hour free hour free hour free hour free hour free hour free hour free hour free hour

Get the hint? ;) Congratulations....

Thanks for playing y'all - keep those random entries coming...