I personally find WLW Troub very funny. Please, please help me... (Biochick1)
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I am making it my mission in life to find the person who first wrote 'kewl', hunt them down and hurt them...badly. Now wouldn't that be "kewl"? (Biochick1)
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I'm hooked on phonics. It's really, really bad. I start to go into withdrawl when I can't have it...GIVE ME MY PHONICS!! GIVE ME THEM!!! (Biochick1)
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Is anyone else getting sick of having gymnastics commentary delivered to them by John Tesh? (Laurenne14)
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I think that the president is cute. (QuinnLC)
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I mean the one in "Independence Day". Not Bill Clinton. Sorry for the misunerstandind
(QuinnLC)
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i WISH i HAD A PREHENSILE TONGUE! (ELYN42)
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Me and Earl was haulin' chickens on a flat bed outta Wiggins, and we had spent all night on the uphill side of 37 miles of hell called Wolf Creek Pass, which is up on the Great Divide. We was sittin' there suckin' tooth picks, drinkin' Nehi's and onion soup mix and I says" Earl, let's mail a card to mother and send them chickens on down the other side. Yeah, let's give 'em a ride" Well Earl put down his bottle and mashed his foot on the throttle and a couple of boobs from a thousand cubes from a 1948 Peterbuilt screamed alive. We woke up the chickens. We roared up off of that shoulder sprayin' pine cones, rocks, and boulders and put four hundred head of them Rhode Island reds and a couple of burnt out roosters on the line. Look out below, 'cause here we go. Well, we comensed a truckin', and them hens comensed a cluckin'. Then Earl took out a match, scratched his pants and lit up the unused half of a dollar cigar and took a puff. He says "My ain't this pretty up here." I says "Earl this hill could spill us. You better slow down or you're gonna kill us. Just make one mistake and it's the Pearly Gates for them 85 crazy USDA approved cluckers. You wanna hit second?" Well, Earl grabbed on to the shifter and he stabbed her into fifth gear and then the chromium plated, fully aluminated genuine accessory shift nob come right off in his hand. I said "You wanna screw that thing back on Earl?" He was tryin' to thread it on there when the fire fell off his cigar and dropped on down, sorta rolled around and lit the cuff of Earl's pants and burned a hole in his sock. Yeah, sorta set him right on fire. I looked on outta the window and started countin' phone polls goin' by at the rate of four to the sevent power. Well I put two and two together, added 12 and carried 5 and come up with 22,000 telephone poles an hour. I looked at Earl and his eyes was wide. His lips were curled and his leg was fried and his hands was froze to the wheel like a tongue to a sled in the middle of a blizzard. I says "Earl, I'm not the type to complain but the time has come for me to explain that if you don't apply some break real soon they're gonna have to pick us up with a stick and a spoon." Well Earl reared back, cocked his leg and stepped down as hard as he could on the break. The peddle went clear to the floor and stayed right there on the floor. He said it was sorta like steppin' on a plumb. Well, from there on down it just wasn't real pretty. It was hair-pin county and switch-back city. One of 'em looked like a can full of worm, another one looked like malaria germs. Right in the middle of the whole damn show was a real nice tunnel now wouldn't ya know. Sign said clearance to the 12 foot line, but the chickens was stacked to 13.9. Well we shot that tunnel at a 110 like gas through a funnel and eggs like a hen. We took that top row of chickens off slicker than scum off a Lousianna swamp. Went down and around and around 'til we run outta ground at the edge of town and bashed into the side of a feed store..... in downtown Pagosa Springs. (ToddW316)
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I was reading that entry by WLW Troub about the fetal pig, and it reminded me of this guy in my class....when we dissected the fetal pig, he ripped out the tongue and ate it. Yummy! I guess that says alot for my school.....hmmm... (Tiff1980)
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-----------------------Excuse Me, while I kiss this guy-------------- Is that not how the song goes? Oh hell. By the way, My Karma just ran over my Dogma..... :D (YaBrKa)
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Does a mute need a silencer to shoot someone? (GrrlDoe)
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Stop the vionlins!! (BeautyO821)
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Visualize whirled peas.... (BeautyO821)
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"Let the man who is with out fear try to survive,
let the man who has fear be blinded by the truth." (Tripleott7)
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What the hell is this, you ask? I'll tell you what it is. It is another attempt by the conspiracy of AOL and other on-line executives to force me to waste my precious, expensive time. (GoBulls411)
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I have Fruitopia Caps! (WKASTEN)
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If a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, and if a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
(LacrosseO1)
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laughing in a cornfield blowing all the cornstalks down. (Cybertrble)
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Long live the random game! (AMatr21535)
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Why do people post the dumbest things in this game. Okay, yes, it is called Random, but com'on....how about some creativity. Hell, I could post 400 dumb phrases. And dumb crap like this----->
1) I spilled wine on my carpet this morning.
2) Someone told me club soda gets it out.
3) I tried club soda but the stain is still there.
4) That guy is no longer my friend.
Does any of that make sense? Is it funny in the least? No folks, it's dumb, so stop posting your whole life story and be a little more creative. Give the reader some substance and not just a bunch of fluff. Please, I beg of you: Don't post unless you've thought it out! Thank you. (Skidmo1)
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--"I'm Invincible!"
"Your a looney!!!"
--"The Black Knight always triumphs!!!!!" (Sporq)
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Give me an hour because I found all of your winkies in some guys face! You thought I couldn't do it but I did Didn't I !!! (Sporq)
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The F*CK word!
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "F*ck." It is the one magical word, which, just by it's sound describes pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language,"F*ck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f*cked Mary)
and intransitive (Mary was f*cked by John).
It can be an active verb
(Mary doesn't really give a f*ck) ;
or an adverb
(Mary is really f*cking interested in John);
and as a noun,
(Mary is a terrific f*ck).
It can be used as an adjective
(Mary is f*cking beautiful).
As you see, there are very few words with the versatility of "F*ck."
Besides It's sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to
describe many situations:
It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a f*cking asshole."
It can be used to tell time -
"It's five f*cking thirty."
It can be used in business -
"How did I end up with this f*cking job?"
It can be maternal - as in
"Motherf*cker."
Valuable Vocabulary Chart Below:
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Greetings.....................................
"How the f*ck are you?"
Fraud...............................
"I got f*cked by the car dealer."
Dismay.................................................
"Oh, f*ck it."
Trouble...............................
"Hell, I guess I'm f*cked now."
Aggression................................................
"F*ck you."
Disgust....................................................
"F*ck me."
Confusion.........................................
"What the f*ck...?"
Difficulty..........................................
"I don't understand this f*cking business."
Despair..............................................
"F*cked again."
Exasperation.......................................
"For f*ck's sake."
Enjoyment....................................
"This is f*cking great."
Hostility.......................................
"I'm going to knock your f*cking head off."
Incompetence..................................
"He's such a f*ck-up."
Ignorance...........................................
"F*ck if I know."
Displeasure.........................
"What the f*ck is going on here?"
Lost.........................................
"Where the f*ck are we?"
Disbelief......................................
"Unf*ckingbelievable!"
Retaliation....................................
"Up your f*cking @$$."
Surprise..................................................
"F*ckin A!"
Surprise 2......................................
"Well, I'll be f*cked."
Suspicion..............................
"What the f*ck are you doing?"
Contempt.....................
"F*ck you and the horse you rode in on!"
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Famous quotes.
General Custer's last words:
"Look at all the f*cking Indians!"
Mayor of Hiroshima:
"Holy F*CK!"
Captain of the Titanic:
"Where is all this fu*cking water coming from?"
The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word F*CK!
Use it regularly in your daily speech.
--- It will add to your prestige.
-sporq (Sporq)
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THE ANTI-BIOCHICK REVOLUTION.....CivilWar49.....CivilWar49.....CivilWar49 (CivilWar49)
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