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The other day I was walking down the street when I fell flat on a Italian fry (as opposed to a French fry). After the 5000 foot free-fall I ate the fry and died from food poisining. (PhroZak)

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I do believe that WLW Troub is making the world a better place with all of his/her Troubisms. Thanks Captain WLW! (BabyLamms)

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The coke is flat and so is my ten year old sister...hahaha (LeonardABC)

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I'm sorry about that last response. I really don't have a ten year old sister, I was just trying to be funny. It was a pretty feeble attempt if you ask me. Maybe my lack of a good sense of humor is why I never win at this dang game. Sorry everyone. (LeonardABC)

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I have on of these internal defibrillators, that will shock my heart when ever my heart rate reaches above 210 BPMs. It runs on a type of new battery, but it suck when I have to recharge it from the plug out of my ass. (JMeloni)

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Prince was a totally eighties guy. Now I don't even know if he is a guy. That's a ninties thing I guess. (WLW Troub)

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I dreamed a dream of time gone by. (WLW Troub)

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I think I have to state that I think that the IRA is a negative thing and I don't like it, even though it originated and pretty much stayed in Ireland. (WLW Troub)

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I'll always call it England, and not The United Kingdom. It sounds too much like that one animal TV show from the 80's. (WLW Troub)

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It's funny, I always DID call it Russia so when the USSR changed and broke up, I really didn't have to change what I said. But now, I don't know what all the little abbreviations at the Olympics stand for. Where IS Belarus? (WLW Troub)

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HAs anyone else noticed that a lot of flags have red white and blue? (USA, Austrialia, Cuba, Ohio, etc......) (WLW Troub)

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Troub does not stand for Trouble. (WLW Troub)

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And I don't stand for drugs. Not in my community. BAD! (WLW Troub)

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It must be embarrassing for animals who can't cover up their genitals. Example, my dog. (WLW Troub)

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My dog tries to hump my cat. I have to remind him that the cat is not a dig. The cat kinds likes it though. (WLW Troub)

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My cat is larger than my dog. (WLW Troub)

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I think that I would notice if Biochick's breasts were switched. (WLW Troub)

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I love to eat grilled chicken breasts. (WLW Troub)

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Sometimes, things just remind you of other things. (WLW Troub)

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If Hecklers gave me a year of online time, I would never come back, you would be done with me forever. Until that day, I will post and post and post. HA HA HA. (WLW Troub)

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Think about my proposition. (WLW Troub)

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And post and post and post and post............. (WLW Troub)

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When I was small, I threw a boomerang and it came back and tripped me. I had a nasty bruise. (WLW Troub)

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Remember the leech scene in "Stand By ME"? I don't know what I would do if that happened to me. Good flick though. (WLW Troub)

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Thge truth of the matter is that GOONIES was the best movie ever made. "...Yeah, well see this one? This was my dream, my wish..and it didn't come true. I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' 'em all back." (WLW Troub)

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"I'm sorry, all we serve here is tongue. Now what'll it be?"

"WATER!!!" (WLW Troub)

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"ORV, bullet holes!!! Mikey, we gotta get outta here!!!!" (WLW Troub)

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"Hey, you guys!!!"

"Sloth love Chunk."

"Rocky Road...." (WLW Troub)

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And who can forget the classic "Willy Wonka". That was another favorite. I wonder what the audition notice for the oompa loompa's was? (WLW Troub)

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WANTED: Small ugly men with orange faces. Must have green hair and sing well. Tumbling a bonus. Wizard of OZ experience a definate plus. Apply to tall man in leisure suit. (WLW Troub)

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The house bagan to twitch, the hinges to unhitch, something..something, something something, ditch, which, was not a pleasant, situation for the wicked witch. (WLW Troub)

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I'll get you my pretties!! (WLW Troub)

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Parting is such sweet sorrow. (WLW Troub)