Um Lets see..something thought provoking may be in order....here goes..
I have a 12 inch penis, but I don't use it as a Rule LOL...sorry, my mother told me never to say that again. I may get spanked. (Rode Hard)

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As I occasionally ponder the universe, some things sadden me greatly. One is that 50% of all the people on this planet are "below average" (Rode Hard)

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Now THAT'S a random entry..just Feel the chaos exuding from every keystroke (R) (Rode Hard)

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just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not watching you (Kid Droid)

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she offered her honor
I honered her offer
so all night it was "on her" and "off her" (Kid Droid)

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Meatloaf is an old fat guy who wears frilly clothes and sings the same songs over and over and over. (BabyLamms)

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We'll burn that bridge when we come to it. (BabyLamms)

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Don't look at me in that tone of voice. (BabyLamms)

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That's all water over the bridge. (BabyLamms)

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That takes the cake and eats it too. (BabyLamms)

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You're treading on thin ground. (BabyLamms)

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Before they made him they broke the mold. (BabyLamms)

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We've got them eating out of our laps, (BabyLamms)

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No sooner said, the better. (BabyLamms)

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Happy 44th Birthday, Daddy! (BabyLamms)

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Some good advice: The best way to catch fish is not to throw your stale potato chips at them, because fish have feelings too you know. (Betheee)

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If they were only on a 3-hour tour, how come Mrs.Howell packed so many clothes?
(AMS97)

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The other day, I got out of the shower, and my dog was barking. So I put on a towel and let him outside. We live on a lake and I just took off my towel for fun! I was naked for all the world to see. Another day the same thing happened, but it was a boy, and I was in my robe. I wonder what he thought? (AMS97)

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On the Brady Bunch, if Mike Brady was such a great archietect, then tell me why did he only design one bathroom for six people? (AMS97)

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One time I was on a bus ride through the Alps in Austria, when I was talking to this really great guy. All of a sudden, my "friend" turns around from the seat in front of us and tells a sweet lil' story about how I sat on her with my bare ass when I first met her. Thanks Karin, he broke it off when we got home, I certainly hope it wasn't because I was emBAREASSed! (AMS97)

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Why is phonetic not spelled the way it sounds? (O2BGreat)

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