I CAN NOW BE REACHED AT: (Lt RJ)
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"Happy Trails to me. Until we meet again." (Kheetah)
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Yeppers, I'm leavin. going bye bye. Movin on to bigger, better, (and a hell of a lot cheaper) things. See ya around. (Kheetah)
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Good bye to Magic Clams, Mel, Arrows, Shortsigh, And everyone else. I will miss you all, (I think). Oh, yeah. Bye to Chicago and his lil' deputy (he is cool, he's just gotta get trained). See ya all. ---Kheetah (Kheetah)
Awww...we're all gonna' miss ya...and darn, after you won a free hour too (check it out...)
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Tenet #7 of Peter's Laws (The Creed for the Obsessive Compulsive Sociopath): (BadOmen79)
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If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, then beat 'em. (BadOmen79)
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Well, since I've covered the LOL department in the posts under "Help for the horizontally challenged," my next topic is....nope, nope, keep guessing, allright, I'll tell you. Cat food. No really. Ever see those commercials for "Sheba" and other expensive brands (I'm talking like 10 bucks per can)? Well, I happen to think they're pretty damn funny!!!! They show this woman with a glass platter knocking the plate with a fork and her cat comes running over. Then she puts this entire can of cat food on the platter and cuts it up into perfect little cubes. Now what they don't show is the cat hoarking up all the food 5 minutes later because she couldn't hold that much solid in her stomach. They also don't show the cat suddenly knocking that wonderful little platter over and shattering it into eeny meeny peices when she leans over to lick the mouse bones out of her puke. Yummy. Thank god for Sheba cat food or that cat would have to eat :::gasp::: Oh dear god, no, not regular food? Not Whiskas!!!!! GET THAT ALPO AWAY FROM ME, YOU DEMON SPAWN!! AAAAAAH!! In fact, I bought Sheba one time for my cat and guess what? She wouldn't eat it. THere ya go. (I had a coupon by the way) Well, everyone, that's about all I've got to say for now. But I'm sure you'll be hearing more from the saga that is my ramblings tomorrow. Goodbye.. OH, and yet another special Beatles finally; THree cooool cats....three cooooool cats.... are driving down the street, in a beat-up car.... splittin up a lick of candy bars... talking bout how sharp they are, three cooooool cats....three coooool cats... :)~ :::meow::: (JaguarMel)
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Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah,Blah........TeeHeeHee...... (ArrowsDeja)
Sounds familiar...I've kinda' got the blahs myself these days LOL
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Bonus(100pts.): Insert Random Comment in the space provided: (ArrowsDeja)
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we all know how the 6 year old boy got suspended for kissing a girl on her cheek...while he filed to sue for emotional damage.....it has also been found that the girl has filled her own law suit against the makers of kootie spray for false advertisement (MissyG6)
ROFL...those makers of Kootie spray couldn't wait to get FDA approval, could they?
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cool! (RPiasio875)
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It's all a game isn't it there is no free time it's all a sham a sham I tell you, oh god, the horror...........::::::::faint with hand on forehead:::: ...............hahaha that's not going to discourage me:):):)hehehehe (ArrowsDeja)
Uhh...have you looked at the folders lately (hint, hint...)
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Last week, I was astonished when one of my 4th graders asked me how to spell Y.M.C.A (DrSeuslive)
LOLOL (It's fun to spell at the Y - M - C - A, it's fun to spell at the Y - M - C - A-ay...)
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Isn't there some sort of law that says if someone shoves a petition in your face and asks if you are a registered voter, you are allowed to take the ballpoint pen away from them and bury it into their skull? It seems to me I read this somewhere. (Croaker34)
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Oooh, I'll random you!!!!.........oh, excuse me, I meant the other you, yeah, yeah.... (ArrowsDeja)
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Look!! I've got a box and inside....its your fancy!! yes, I've caught it!!!:) (ArrowsDeja)
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DONT LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE!!!!! (KurtLiv107)
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AHH!! THE POTATOES ARE GONNA KILL US!! THERE REBELLING!!! RUN!!! SAVE YOURSEL AHHHHHH NOOOOOO!!!! GET AWAY EVIL POTATOE OF SATAN!!!! FORGET ME!!! SAVE YOURSELF!!! (KurtLiv107)
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this is a happy dapper song for all you silly fools...mow mow mow the lawn...gently down the stream...merrily merrily merrily merrily merrily merrily merrily merrily merrily merrily merrily merrily merrily merrily merrily merrily merrily...life is just like buttah! (sung to the tune of row row row your boat) (Sillygrl98)
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Sometimes the world makes a little sense (Shortsigh)
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But most of the time it makes a lot of Bull... (Shortsigh)
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Squirrels are the original chihuahas...think about it. (Shortsigh)
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Tornados are Nature's way of letting you know that She has a sense of humor...think about that one, too. (Shortsigh)
Just wondering: when a tornado causes damage, why does it always seem to damage at least one trailer park in the process?
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here is my images ;( a sad, winking, heckler. (JANZENP)
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what does an elephant use as tampon? a sheep (B1 JNB)
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Why did the elephant paint her toenails red?
So she could hide in a cherry tree (NatnDaryl)
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Pretti 0ne is a cooly in my book. (BoO Ignite)
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Best kept culinary secret: Human dandruff makes an excellent alternative to grated Parmesan cheese. (BoO Ignite)
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I am now going to mimic myself. (MPWxRaBiD1)
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I am now going to mimic myself. (MPWxRaBiD1)
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There is a really cool pink phone in front of me, and it's hooked up, but it doesn't work for some reason. (MPWxRaBiD1)
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There is a really cool pink phone in front of me, and it's hooked up, but it doesn't work for some reason. (MPWxRaBiD1)
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