I went to the doctor and the doctor was an idiot and she really really was and she doesn't deserve to be a doctor and she should go to hell and do you think this is a run on sentence, because I don't think so and if you dare say it is I'm going to beat and clobber and smash and drub and lambaste and smear and smother and thrash and belt and bash and wallop and slug and blast you to the ground and you will not like it and if you dare say you do like it I will do all those things over and over an over again. (MPWxRaBiD1)
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I went to the doctor and the doctor was an idiot and she really really was and she doesn't deserve to be a doctor and she should go to hell and do you think this is a run on sentence, because I don't think so and if you dare say it is I'm going to beat and clobber and smash and drub and lambaste and smear and smother and thrash and belt and bash and wallop and slug and blast you to the ground and you will not like it and if you dare say you do like it I will do all those things over and over an over again. (MPWxRaBiD1)
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Ok this is getting annoying now. (MPWxRaBiD1)
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Ok this is getting annoying now. (MPWxRaBiD1)
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MPWxRaBiD1 is an idiot! (MPWxRaBiD1)
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See! I knew I would make you stop! Wait a minute... (MPWxRaBiD1)
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Is this random enough for you? (MPWxRaBiD1)
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Guess not. (MPWxRaBiD1)
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Here's a good HO Motto: Gateway to hell. (MPWxRaBiD1)
As AC/DC might sing, "I'm on the Gatewaaay to Hell...the Gatewaaay to Hell..."
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thank you thank you (MPWxRaBiD1)
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The random game is my favoritest game in the wholest widest world. (MPWxRaBiD1)
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In Africa, there are no kangaroos wearing sneakers. (MPWxRaBiD1)
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You know, Mr Onliner, I don't think you have enough free time on your hands. (MPWxRaBiD1)
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BOO! (Lt RJ)
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Scared ya, didn't I? (Lt RJ)
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Dem cats, they is one smart cigar, Chester! (Lt RJ)
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The Green Goblin's pretty cool. (Lt RJ)
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He kicked the Rhino's ass once. (Lt RJ)
Cool! Spider-Man references... (Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can...)
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You know that guy? (Lt RJ)
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That guy... you know him... (Lt RJ)
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Life is like Hecklers Online Saved My Life: It bites. (Lt RJ)
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Hey, is that a chipmunk? (Lt RJ)
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Yes, that IS a chipmunk! (Lt RJ)
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GET OVER HERE YOU FASCIST CHIPMUNK BASTARD!!! (Lt RJ)
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I need a Tylenol. (Lt RJ)
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You know... (Lt RJ)
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When another Random Age ends... (Lt RJ)
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Someone's Supposed To Win!!!! (Lt RJ)
...and a few people have (finally) - have a look if you'd like...
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The spork is more useful than a spoon and a fork. But what if you need a knife? (Lt RJ)
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Mumblety-Peg! (Lt RJ)
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Mumblety-mumblety-mumblety-mumblety-mumblety-mumblety-mumblety-peg! (Lt RJ)
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KEGGER! (Lt RJ)
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OH BOO IGNITE...JUDGEMENT DAY IS HERE!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU SHALL FACE THE WRATH OF BEATLEWOMAN!!! THIS MEANS YOU!!! BEWARE, BEWARE!!! You know why the posts are long, don't you? It's out of um, you know, consideration, sorta... how people were complaining about those stupid one-liners. So I now have paragraphs. Simple, isn't it? And plus, my friend, if you have not yet noticed, you care quite ill: I am not like everyone else! :)~ Hee hee...anyhow, plenty of people like my posts just as they are. They might not think they're funny, but they like them just as they are dammit! Oh well. Anyway, do I have anything else to say...I'm thinking.... ::::cranks in head squeaking away with fat mice on treadmills dying from exhaustion:::: Ooooh....serial! Anyhow, hey, ever wonder what the | key is for on you computer keyboard? I mean, what's the point of it? I'm not talking the I key, or the L key, it's the | key. See, they're not the same. I L | What the hell is that for? Does it have some secret use that no one knows about? Is it a government conspiracy? Is it the keyword to an alternate dimention? hmmmmmmmmm....wow, this key could be a gateway to a whole new world of innovention!! Yeeeee ha!! Oh, wait, that's the use? OK. I now know the use. Not quite as exciting, but hey, it's neato. :)~ It is the password to HO Chicago's AOL account. OOPS!! SORRY!! ;;;;telling HO Chicago to change his password, like right now:::: OK, peoples, I'm in enug trouble now, so I'll be going. Goodbye!! ahhhh no not the dobermans!! Eeek!! HELP!! I need somebody...HELP!! Not just anybody... HELP!! You know I need someone HEEEELLLLLP! Ow, get that damn dog offa my ass! (JaguarMel)
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I cant figure out why women would rather lick envelopes than swallow. (Green8th)
I guess the prime example of this would be last year's final episode of Seinfeld...
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look it's me again :) (ArrowsDeja)
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:) (ArrowsDeja)
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:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):
are we all happy or sad? (ArrowsDeja)
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That show PrettiOne was talking about I think was Johhny Socko's Flying Robot. (SewerDude)
I remember that show too - that could be it also, Pretti0ne (thanks Sewer...)
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I guess that last entry wasn't so random (SewerDude)
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Want to hear a funny joke?
Two guys walk into a bar....a screw it, I hate bar jokes...but it was funny, believe me. (SewerDude)
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It wouldn't be the first time I found lasagna in my boxer shorts (SewerDude)
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I like to teach kids how to read using "Hooked on Phonics" I start with the words bologna and lasagna. (SewerDude)
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Why don't they make cat food out of mice, or dog food out of cats, for that matter? (Shortsigh)
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Hi I am just here trying to find out what this game is all about. I guess I will just right what ever comes to mind on this blank page. Hey what the hell, I might as well try to win something. Well goodluck to me. (Candy643)
Good luck, Candy643, and welcome to sheer randomness...
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Have you heard of the new product recently found in a catalog? It's called religious bubbles! (MSmith4681)
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An angry person lives in an angry world. A happy person lives in a happy world. We can choose which world we want to live in. (Blueeye563)
But as MTV proves, real people do NOT live in "The Real World"...
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so i am flipping thru this contest (if that's what you call it) and i'm not to sure that i am understanding it! but then again i'm not sure i understand anything anymore. i know that i would really really really really really really love some free on-line hours though!!! :) i dont know if i will win them though. i think that MrOnliner kinda diserves some free hours though!! the way that i look at it is that if he has nothing better to do than sit here and type forever about stupid nothingness than hey give the man some free hours!!! :) oh yeah and i would like to say hi to Ma, Bill, Ma, Bill, Ma, Bill, Ma, Bill, Ma, Bill, Ma, Bill and don't let me forget BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL....how do you get a one armed pollack to fall out of a tree??? give up?????? WAVE TO HIM!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha (Blueeye563)
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LEAVE THIS PAGE BLANK. (ADTYLER)
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to be or not to be (FSW11)
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OK, randomettes, what do we do now? (KarNtire)
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I'll take ummm, 2 MAs and hmmm, 3 Bills and make that...to go. Would 'ya, thanks..:) (ArrowsDeja)
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