"My God, it's full of stars." <---me, responding to Retina Burn. (Rusputin2)
That's what my eyes were seeing after I tried to look at that damned image (the opthamologist said one week of these eye drops three times a day should cure me...hopefully)
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I never really knew my mother. I mean, I lived with her for 20 years and saw her everyday, and read her diaries and her mail and stuff. But you just never really get to know someone, do you?...Actually, I guess I knew her pretty well...But she was still a woman of mystery. (Rusputin2)
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I hit him on the head/until he was dead. Thank you. (Rusputin2)
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That was a pretty good poem, wasn't it? I guess I'm a poet but didn't realize it. (Rusputin2)
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If a paranoic falls in the forest, and there's no one around to hear it, does that necessarily mean that he wasn't pushed? (Rusputin2)
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Song I remember from my childhood: "Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell. Miss Lucy went to heaven, the steamboat went to helllllo operator, give me number nine, if you disconnect me, I'll kick your big behind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass, Miss Lucy sat upon it, and cut her little asssk me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies, the boys are in the basement, pulling up their flies live---" Oh hell, that's enough. (Rusputin2)
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I pretty much spent my childhood memorizing stupid crap like that. Now I have no room for anything useful in my brain. Sad, isn't it? (Rusputin2)
LOL...if we all could delete our mind's temp files on a regular basis. My mind's files simply become corrupted (not that there's anything wrong with that mind you...)
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Sorry, I had a phone call. I didn't join MCI. Now, what was I saying again? Oh, now I remember. My childhood. I lived in an apartment complex when I was 6 years old, and one day a neighbor girl and I went into the basement laundry room to "play Doctor." We got busted, naturally. My mom whupped my butt, especially when it turned out that they couldn't sew up that girl's chest in time. Isn't that how EVERYONE plays Doctor? (Rusputin2)
LOLOLOLOL!
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If you find yourself bothered by troublesome thoughts, do what I do: line your hat with aluminum foil. Then the bastards can't beam those thoughts in there anymore. But be sure to use Reynold's Wrap, not that el-cheapo Shop-N-Bag crap. Their high intensity microwaves will pass right through that and barbecue your brain. I've seen it happen. It ain't pretty. (Rusputin2)
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Is it just me, or is smoking a Newport more or less like setting fire to a Halls cough drop? (Rusputin2)
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I'll tell you the same thing I tell everyone who asks: I became a nurse so I could hurt people with a doctor's order. You stick me with a pin, it's assault. I stick you with a needle; it's implementation of therapeutic modalities to further treatment goals and return the individual to state of mental and physical well-being. God, I love my work. (Rusputin2)
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OK, WHO'S THE GUY WHO STOLE MY FORMAT? WHO'S BEEN POSTING REALLY LONG POSTS? YOU POSER!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!! I HATE YOU!!! BUT THE PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS KNOW THAT I AM THE TRUE ONE THAT STARTED THIS TREND!! I'LL SUE YOU FOR PLAGORISM!!!! BASTARD!! Whoah, sorry about that, I'm getting a bit too overprotective about my Random entries. It's like my cat... any time somebody touches her scratching post, she pounces on your leg. (No, I don;t mean like THAT, that's what dogs do) Oh well. Anyhow, I'm trying to think of a topic to type about now.... hmmmmmm.... what can I write.... Oh, OK...I think I know now... Windows 95: Why was it called Windows 95 when it was released in 96? Or dozens of cars, for that matter...they say things like "the new 97 Mercury" when it's released in 96 and was made in 94. This is truly baffling, I think they just want to confuse you so that you will go insane and buy out the entire store of diapers for no apparant reason. (don't ask) Trust me. I know these things. :) Anyway, I'm happy, cuz I just got my well-deserved 5 free hours of AOL that I won from lots of different games a LONG time ago but again, the HO people messed up or something cuz I didn't get them...but I got them. -yay- (thanks Chicago) SInce i"m happy though, I don't have much to wonder or complain about, so I think I'll go now... see you later. But first.... Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... as a bird......................................... That's all I'm gonna sing. :)~ Bye! (JaguarMel)
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They have creamy goodness inside.... (ArrowsDeja)
When walking a field full of landmines, one should step very gingerly...Thus, I shall not ask, "WHAT has creamy goodness inside?" (whoops, I think I just did, huh....)
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shouldn't morons be lessons..... (ArrowsDeja)
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everyone is a freak!!! (MBeals311)
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DID YOU HERE ABOUT THE FOOTBALL GAME BETWEEN ITALY & POLAND? THE ITALIANS STARTED ARGUING ABOUT WHO WAS GOING TO BE QUARTERBACK AND WALKED OFF THE FIELD, AND THREE PLAYS LATER THE POLES WON. (Raw617)
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I think this Ramblin' game is great. People can just write and write and ramble on and on and on. Ramblin, ramblin, ramblin, keep those keyboards ramblin ... what? it's not ramblin- -oh its random. Nevermind. (Croaker34)
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ok let do it (JPower4751)
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Marlboro now you have more of a reason to kill yourself (Trenty12)