A wonder where the recently married Night Stalker was registered? (CivilWar49)
Hopefully, at the San Quentin Maximum Security Inn (in the honeymoon death row-motif suites...)

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I wonder if when they recovered that recently stolen Picasso painting, they checked to see if everthing was out of place...... (CivilWar49)

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Betcha didn't know that in Chinese, Coca Cola means bite the wax tadpole. Just thought you would like to know. Okey luv ya bu-bye. Oh yeah, rock on hedgehog. JJJJ:-) Odd--------> (SMAC48)

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I'm back. (BadOmen79)

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And I'd just like to say... (BadOmen79)

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Hi y'all....did anyone miss me? Actually...does anyone remember me? I doubt it....but I love all of you HO's. My computer broke down, and we had to mail it back, and it has been like weeks without my sweet AOL, and It has been misery. Well anyway...watch out...I'm back!!!! (CurlyAnnT)
Welcome back, CurlyAnnT!

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today I think I'll be purple, but not tomorrow, no tomorrow, I, I shall be forrest green..... (ArrowsDeja)

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What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? (The Ronn)
What do you mean, African or European? (...MP and the Holy Grail - cool movie)

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Wow I'm visitor number 19!!! Again!!! (The Ronn)
Damn, hasn't AOL found a replacement for that stinking Prodigy people counter yet?!?!

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Pretti0ne, great poetry. I go weep now... (BoO Ignite)

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Pork belly and ice cream rot. Where can I get some cream pie snot? (BoO Ignite)

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I like to sprinkle salt on snails, and watch 'em melt. (BoO Ignite)

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Kashtanga actually gulps her Big Gulp. I snort fried eggs through my nose. (BoO Ignite)
This is your brain... (actual brain shown in hand)
This is your brain on eggs... (brain drops and splashes, sinking into about a gallon worth of scrambled eggs)
Any questions?

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Pants. I like 'em. Now come on, let's jam. (BKJedi)

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"Excuse me. May I ask you a rhetorical question?" (MitchRK)

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Two guys walk into a bar, and the first guy says, "Ow! I didn't see that bar there." (MitchRK)