I don't care how the hell you play (SHudek4358)
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Did you know that while I treked in the Amazon,my head became host to a friendly symbiot called Choo-Choo Nong-Nong Head? (BIG SKY553)
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Hello guys. This is JaguarMel, My friend is being kind enough to let me use her screen name for a little while. Guys, I have really bad news, I'm so upset about it right now... I mean it, this really sucks. My account is finished. Over with. has been taken over by the forces of evil. All I have left is my E-mail address, I can't visit in here anymore, or anywhere else for that matter. You don't know how bad I feel right now, I am so utterly sad at this moment that I feel like bashing the keyboard into my moniter. But I won't do that cuz I'd have to pay for it. Anyway, please keep in touch, guys, my adress is still the same: JaguarMel... I loved spending time in here and the other areas of HO with everyone here... I will really miss all of you. I might still visit once in a while, but who knows, I might not. It depends on if the big, mean guy that controls my AOL account will lighten up. I'm sooo sorry guys. I'll try my best to stay here... goodbye.... Wednesday morning at 5 o'clock as the day begins.... silently closing her bedroom door... leaving the note that she hoped would say more, she goes downstairs to the kitchen clutching her hankercheif... quietly turning the backdoor key... stepping outside she is free.. sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is leaviiiiiiiiiiiiiing... hoooooooooooooooooooooooooome....... She's leaving home after living alone for so many years..... :::drying eyes:::: Goodbye everyone. I'll miss you all, yes, even BadOmen... (Dazed12489)
Well, goodbye JaguarMel - it was a pleasure, brief though it was, getting entries in from ya'...take care
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If Mozart was a composer then why does his music only sound good on blue Tuesdays. (AFraser378)
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There are three kinds of asses.
#1-A Donkey
#2-Sillygr198(cuz I had a much longer entry but got cut off by my stupid brother)
#3-That chinese dude...what's his name? Mysack? Now that's a concept, funked up names. My real name is Jack. Now, Jackup would be a funked up name. And about the Playstation Au Gratin, that WAS my idea. I promised myself I would never answer any questions about my screen names. Now I'm off the subject huh? I thought so. You know, Sillygr198, Barney DOES deserve to get his shitty tail cut off but... you should kick his ass first. And about the sexual harrasment, Todd should grab your ass, that would be funny. And another thing, ever heard of Lolly-Pop condoms? They taste like cherries. Ya know, I could find something better to eat during sex than cherry condoms! (TheSawTrik)
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halloween shmallloween. (ADTYLER)
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Now what was I talking about? I don't know. Oh what the hell, I'll make up a fresh topic. Mother f#@king chinese guy! Asks me what my name is all the damn time! I went to a ball game and saw him and he comes up to me and says, "What is you name?" Then, 2 minutes later, "What is you name?" I think I'll call the White House and report an illegal immigrant. That would shut the bastard up! Oh, ever heard of glow in the dark condoms? Me either! Just saw it when HO Dingy sent it in! I could find something better to do than eat a condom that tasted like cherries too. I hate cherries. I hate the color red. I hate this. But I am somehow pulled toward its awesome splendor................ THERE I GO AGAIN!!! I hate it when go into my HO trance. It's like a seiziure. I'm having convultions. OuiOuiOuiOuiYaYaYaYaHreHreHre.... okay I'm done. See? HO is deadly. I could die from a seiziure. I think I'll go now, mabye not. Speaking of deadly... have you ever had cat food? I ate some. I had a double seiziure. I said, "YongYongYongYingYingTingTingNaNanaNaNaNanaWaWaWaaa..." I was very afraid. Now I'm scared to give my CAT cat food, I'm giving her turkey all the time. I don't give her hamburger. Mad cow diesease ya know... Mabye I have mad HO diesease. That would be cool. Mabye it IS cool. Man, that's a new one. Or mabye I have mad couch diesease. I like TV. I am majestically drawn to its majestic splendor... uh-oh. OwaOwaOwaIkIkIkkkBoBoBonSiNiNiSi... man, that's scary. My brain is still burned from Retina Burn. I'll go now. (TheSawTrik)
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I just love irony, don't you? (Shortsigh)
How ironic...I don't care for irony one bit... ;)
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If life is a game, then irony is that old referee that calls fouls just because he likes to hear himself talk on that nifty little microphone thing they wear now. (Shortsigh)
LOL - So that's why I keep hearing those voices in my head (and they always say I'm being penalized 5 yards for illegal motion)
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Too deep for ya? (Shortsigh)
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Come on...keep treading! We're almost there. (Shortsigh)
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Welcome to MY world, where no one knows your name. (Shortsigh)
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