I HATE MARSHMALLOW PUMPKINS. (ADTYLER)

Okay, a Halloween exclusive to all you random game entry readers - send us an humorous entry as to the kind of candy you hated to receive in your pumpkin and elaborate in some way (i.e. how you used to stuff these in your siblings pumpkins without them knowing in return for your favorites; how you can't understand why this candy is even classified as such, etc.)
Please start off your entry with the phrase "HALLOWEEN RANDOM CONTEST" so I can distinguish them from the others...At least one person will receive a halloween present of an hour, but if I like more, I'll go ahead and award more...

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Modnar Randyslacks, high LitchBord of Society of Societal Societies, was quoted as saying, "The climate of the Sahara is such that its inhabitants are forced to live elsewhere." The tribunal damn near peed its collective pants. Next, on PBS. (DStraus323)

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I really don't like those people who give out the crappy Halloween candy, you know, those stingy old ladies with the pennies and those uptight heath nut middleaged joggers who hand kids those dumb little boxes of rasins that nobody will trade you anything good for. (ArrowsDeja)
LOLOL...weren't those the worse? It's amazing how those nickels and pennies quickly became lost amongst the heap of candy wrappers....

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I love the clean-up man! He's just dreamy... (Shortsigh)

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Can you say nifty? I knew you could. (Shortsigh)

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What would you do if someone showed up wearing a T-shirt that had your picture on it with the phrase "Have you seen me?" underneath it? (Shortsigh)
LOL...or how about seeing your picture on the side of a milk carton while your enjoying your lunch also...

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What if it was a whole group of people, and when you asked them what was going on, they just stared blankly at you like YOU were the one that was crazy... (Shortsigh)

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"How To Mess With People's Minds" by Shortie. (Shortsigh)

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hi sawtrik, even though you called me an ass, you will be invited to my birthday party....we will have cake and ice cream and barney will come and we can tie him to a tree and pelt him with sharp objects and then we can run a butter knife through both of his eyes and a ball point pen all the way up his nose and then we can stick a pencil in his dinosaur heart...all the time singing "i love you you love me...."blahblahblah....oh, i yelled at todd and he called me stupid....he's now UNinitiated from the psycho friends network....you can take his place sawtrik even though you're just a silly fool and everyone knows it. oh i'm so mad. i bleached my hair and it came out all funny looking (oh well). now i can't dye it back er else my hair mite fall out er something attractive like that! YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy dapper, super duper...now :P blahblahblahblahblahblahblah even though no one will be able to read this much cause you all have sucky attention spans. SEX!!!!!!!!!!! k, now that i have your attention...i'd like to take a poll of some sort, which are better, ho-ho's or ding-dong's? are they even real foods? i suspect they are the leftovers of the leftovers of the leftovers of when mister president threw up his chocolate mousse all over the floor. pleasent thought... (SupRMeGgin)
I went to a kids party where they had a Barney pinata - however, the sight of Barney battered with a wooden bat sent half the kids into a screaming panic to their mothers, shouting, "Mommy, they're beating up Barney!"

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guess what? (COOKY10)

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Izzo's back. (COOKY10)

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and in a bad way... (COOKY10)

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oh yeah (COOKY10)

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it's nice that SO many people noticed I was missing. (COOKY10)

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I feel old and out of touch with the rest of you now... (COOKY10)

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While I was gone I became a huge Marilyn Manson fan. (COOKY10)

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At first I couldn't understand the lyrics, but I got a copy of them and boy were they neat! (COOKY10)

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Ever sell yourself for a piece of candy? (COOKY10)

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I have a lot of catching up to do. (COOKY10)

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Welcome to my world, where nobody can pronounce your name. (COOKY10)

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Izzo is pronounced Iz-O, Izzo, Iz-O, got it? (COOKY10)

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Now it's time for the Love's project, oh yeah... (COOKY10)

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It's all about love, man, its all about love. (COOKY10)

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Its all relative to the size of your steeple... (COOKY10)

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Everybody loves the children! (COOKY10)

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Ya know, I never did get my damn hour. (COOKY10)

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those were the days... (COOKY10)
Well, welcome back, Izzo...good ta' see ya again