While I'm high on Nyquil tonight, let's again start off with more Random Halloween Contest Entries...
HALLOWEEN RANDOM CONTEST: Don't you hate it when you go to some old ladies house, and she stands there, and you are clearly dressed up as Rainbow Bright, and anyone and everyone can tell you that, but that stupid lady asks you what you are, and you say "I'm Rainbow Bright" and she asks you who that is and then you feel really stupid in front of your friends. She gives you an apple, and when you get home there is a big fat razor blade in it, and a note attached saying "Your stupid costume was ugly". I hate when that happens. (CurlyAnnT)
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HALLOWEEN RANDOM CONTEST:
I hate when you get an apple in your bag! Nothing annoys me more than that...well, there are other things, but they don't have anything to do with Halloween...anyway, I hate when you go to eat that apple and you bite into something sharp and you start bleeding. Now thats annoying! Especially when you try to scare your younger sister by running towards her, blood spewing from your mouth, and you make like these really scarry faces. But she never seemed amused, particularly because I would usually faint from the loss of blood and my parents would have to rush me to the Emergency Room. See, aren't apples annoying??? (Pretti 0ne)
And now, the usual batch of randomness...
One time we were trick-or-treating and this lady opened her door and gave all of us a toothbrush. Turns out she was the wife of a dentist and the dentist got these things for free from some low-life toothbrush salesman so in reality the dentist did not help the economy at all because he did not go to Wal-Mart and buy a bunch of candy to give us little goblins. But if you think about it, no candy-no cavities-no money for him. What a putz. (Ckrid)
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PUKE! NOT LICORICE AGAIN! (ADTYLER)
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Ya. I think I do. Ya. (HO Dingy)
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The SHMUCK stops here! (HO Dingy)
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Why the hell does the RETINA BURN button at the bottom of the screen take you to JACKASS DEMOCRACY? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, looks like HO Dingbat is off the job again huh? (HO Dingy)
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Okay, it's me, Biochick, once again scamming a little AOL from a friend. I just want to say that I think it is sad, that's right just sad, that SMAC wins simply for mentioning my name. And me? I get nothing. Bubkas. That's right, I'm out in the cold like a kid trick-or-treating as a cop at a highschool party. Sad. (HIPR)
Well, apparently your name carries a lot of clout, Biochick (or should that be the former AOL Customer known as Biochick)...anyway, good ta' see ya, Biochick
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Oh, I'm rereading. How I'm rereading. Like a college kid taking a midterm on "Great Gatsby" (which I once wrote a paper on and entitiled it [I kid you not] 'The Not So Great Gatsby.'). (HIPR)
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Okay, Mr. Deputy. You know I love you. But you're killing me (Like insert your own OJ joke here). Shortsigh gets an hour for responding to my 'Macarena' comment. And still - I get nothing? Is there no justice? (HIPR)
...uh, how 'bout a free hour of Macarena lessons...no, I guess not, huh? ;)
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Okay, I hear you saying, what is it that Biochick wants? After all, she doesn't even have an account. What do I want? Just a little love. Just a little bit. (HIPR)
okay, everyone, give Biochick a little bit of your love...just a little bit
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I like that PrettiOne. She's funny. (HIPR)
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This Rasputin character reminds me of WLW? Anyone remember him? (HIPR)
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I just want to say, for the record, I miss this place. Is that really pathetic? (HIPR)
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Oh, look, my old friend CivilWar. Remember when Truman tried to pit us against each other for sheer entertainment value? Well, Truman, I don't appreciate being exploited. (HIPR)
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Okay, so I do. (HIPR)
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Okay, having read some more (Gee, I really a having a blast catching uo) I would bet my left breast that WLW=Rasputin. I really am quite the detective. Hey, I coulda been the one that solved that "Primary Colors" sham. (HIPR)
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Okay, now I'm mad! 'A Contest Within A Contest"?! Now you've gone too far, Deputy. This is the Random Game. We come here to escape the confines of the rule. Hey, I'm not knocking your contest (and, you can see how worked up I am by the fact that I didn't make a knocking joke. Okay, if you insist. Y'know, like a guy who just ate five bean burritos trying to get in the bathroom. BTW, that one was for my ole buddy, SewerDude.) in fact I think it's a damn good contest. But, (as your mom used to say to you) this is neither the time nor the place. Now, back to my reading... (HIPR)
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Oh, Izzo!!! I missed you pumpkin. Remember all the fun we had? You, me, the Clamboy, Toca, WLW. Oh, honey. It's so so nice to see you (now, of course I can't really see you, but you know what I'm saying. Of course I'm not really saying anything, but you know what I'm typ-- okay enough!). (HIPR)
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And now I'm all caught up! (HIPR)
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Remember...remember...remember...I'm livin' in the past. And it's sad. So sad. (HIPR)
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HEY- Has anyone heard Adam Sandler's, "Ode to my Car"? Tell me why that song isn't the best selling single of all times. It rocks, man. (HIPR)
Cool song...my piece of car, my piece of car!
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Have you ever wondered how the hell lint gets into your belly button? or Why corn is the same before and after you eat it? I do..??? (Stuffhere)
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you made a mistake.....you forgot to say that i won a free hour in dat winner thingy....i wanna be a winner....tell me i'm a reeeeel winner (SupRMeGgin)
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my buddy ol pals and i got kicked out of a restaurant today....we were bad....bad to the bone :P (SupRMeGgin)
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i can't have my kids color my walls....i don't have no kids....for gods sake jim i'm a doctor not a mommy (actually i'm a student but what's the difference right?) (SupRMeGgin)
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i'm a capricorn...you are a libra....you are a gemini...you are a cancer (a mouth cancer to be exact)....you are a taurus...and i'm trying to see how many zodiacs i can name... (SupRMeGgin)
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how do they cram all that gram??? (SupRMeGgin)
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confusterated....what a fun word. it's fun to say....it's fun to type...it's fun to write...it's fun to try to fit into your everyday vocabulary (which i seem to be doing pretty well at). confusterated...confusterated...it makes my mouth feel all funny inside. like when you get a new mouthwash and you're just not used to it. like you really really like the way it feels and squishes around in your mouth and you just want to swish and squish all day long but then it starts to sting your mouth and you have to spit it out and then you're mouth is dry....ya know? it's like when you eat a fruitrollup right after that. and the fruitrollup tastes super gross and you just want the taste out of your mouth but it gets all caught up in your back teeth and you spend all of your life for the next four months trying to get it out with toothbrushes and water picks and dental floss and you can still see that little peice of green stuck way up there in your farthest back big tooth and it drives you completly insane till it's the only thing you can think about....wait....what was i talking about? oh yea, confusterated....anyhoo, it's so much more fun to say then confused. and people look at you all funny like "what is that grrrrrly saying?" like when you're in an elevator and you say "ding!" at every floor. i've only done that once, but everyone gave me super funny looks when i did it and one guy told me to shut up...he was a scary dude. looked like he was either going to shoot me or rape me or maybe both (not neccisarily in that order...). so what did i do, you ask? did i shut up??? would that be the SUPERMEG way of handeling things????? OF COURSE NOT!!! i said "DING!" even louder and then added a little hop thingy to it. oooo....he was all twitching and stuff it bothered him so much and he was like almost the top floor! stop it....i keep getting off topic. anyhoo, confusterated....and it's all long and cool n stuff like long words are always fun to say cause people have to think if they're really words or not and they get all confusterated and you can be like "are you confusterated?????!!?!?!?!" and they get even more lost in your deep tangled web of long words that don't go together....oh swells! so people think you're a little loopy....ain't nothing wrong with that....is ain't really a word? cause everyone says it ain't, but i dunno. if i take out my electronic dictionary (aren't i cool?! actually, no, i'm just not that swift at speeeling) and i type in ain't, will it come up or will it be like "what the hell megan....are you retarded...ain't ain't a word and you ain't gonna use it!" cause i hate it when my electronic dictionary thinks i'm stupid and mocks me...ok, well, that's all i have to say about confusterated for now....aren't you glad i can pick one topic and stay with it?!?!?!!! (SupRMeGgin)
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eeek! pretending is the funnest thing to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (SupRMeGgin)
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1 we are the panthers
2 a little bit louder
3 i still can't hear you
4 let's score more
1 we are the panthers
2 a little bit louder
3 i still can't hear you
4 let's score more
comeon fellow HOers on wit your cute little cheerleading uniforms!!!!!! (SupRMeGgin)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i wanna prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrize!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (SupRMeGgin)
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it's that bruise on my knee right....that's why you don't love me isn't it....why.... why....that's bruise-discrimination....you'll be hearing from my lawyer.... (SupRMeGgin)
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mmmmmmmmmmm.....i think i'm in lllluuuuuuuuvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv (SupRMeGgin)
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oh, the birds are all flying south....the leaves are dying....it's too cold to play outside...i get lots o homework.....i can't go to tha beach to play anymore....love is in the air.... (SupRMeGgin)
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Huzzah! (Lt RJ)
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well i'll be damned
that sounds just digitty (Sexwax97)
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Don't pick at it, it'll only get worse. (Jimbo 9899)
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Really, I truly believe my dog is smarter than you. (Jimbo 9899)
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Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.. dammit, this proves my theory.. they play the Meow Mix commercial way to much... (JaguarMel)
meow meow...meeeeow meow meow, meow?
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boo!!! (ArrowsDeja)
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WHO CARES (AbebeYiden)
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shut up who cares. (AbebeYiden)
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Hello, I am from the 3rd rock from the.................................................................... ............................................................................................................................................................................ N-e-B-u-L-a A-n-D-R-o-S-s.
I hope no won understood that. CIA and FBI and SEX and FUK and all those nosey crappy orginizations. (MonoHOman)
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After all. I DID see the movie Independence Day, that made us more cautious.
(MonoHOman)
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The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things. Of sealing wax and sailing ships and cabbages and Kings. (GrandinH)
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maybe the thing you should be chanting is jets & giants won jets & giants won jets & giants won jets & giants won (on the same weekend even - a good week for New York sports fans indeed)
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Can you please explain the logic behind porn films, I mean wouldn't you want to make them rather than watch them? (J DAWN79)
as long as it's not Lorena Bobbitt directing them (she always like to yell out "CUT!" and it seems to always freak out the male actors for some reason...)
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OK (CD1DS)
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OK (DRadf98916)
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Hello This is Cool (Stunt B787)
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so sweet. (ADTYLER)
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Are you saying I'm gay? (ChicoJake)
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I won. (BoO Ignite)
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Mr. Deputy Clean-up Man, could you email me a bag of your very own belly lint, rather than a free hour for my prize? (BoO Ignite)
I would, BoO, but I already sent mine to Stuffhere above - just trying to help determine where that stuff comes from in the first place...
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The new diet food I'm feeding my dog makes her poo too much. (BoO Ignite)
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Oh! Po', shweet, Marlboro man! (BoO Ignite)
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I'm not sure what is more disturbing. Your "Magnet and Steel" reference of a few days ago, or the fact that I know that the artist who performed that song was Walter Egan. (Croaker34)
LOLOLOL...that is indeed something worth pondering
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You know, I don't know who inventer the Triscuit, but that's a damn good cracker. (Croaker34)
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you there (Andrewols)
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Did you hear that the prosecution in the OJ Civil trial is going to introduce a video tape that will prove OJ is guilty?
It's the video of the first trial. (Malebogia)
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what kind of prize? (Bugabean)
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my cats breath smells like cat food (AltControl)
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nothing (PBVic)
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Oh, I get it. A Game with no rules and an arbatrary method to select winners.... That way we keep checking, keep entering, keep racking up online time....spending major $'s trying to win a stupid one hour of online time. A brilliant plan....One the masses will fall for instantly.....Those poor fools....Can you imagine the hours, the effort, the heartache the foolish will put into this stupid contest. But not me. No sir. I will not fall for this hoax of a contest....Just three more entry's and I'm through. hahahahahahahahah....I got you all figured out. (Rick R 96)
I have to admit it...Steve Case knows a good (money-making) scheme when he sees it
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Mia Farrow (.)(.)
Teri Hatcher ( . ) ( . )
Pamela Lee ( . )( . )
Shall I continue? (Rick R 96)