One Last Halloween Random Contest Entry...
HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Super Bubble and Double Bubble are the exact same product. And they both suck. (Lt RJ)
Now that the pumpkin's empty on that (Halloween winners will be announced sometime this week), let's get on with the randomness collected over the weekend...
I like this game. Not really. Cool huh? (ScottVanD)
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Dante, if it really cost $2 an email, we'd all be up sh*tcreek, wouldn't we? (BadOmen79)
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god this is a cool game (WAR2098)
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i can't stop playing (WAR2098)
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i' ba-ack (WAR2098)
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I'll take some. (ANNEHUMMER)
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I am hurt that someone made fun of my poem!! (Pretti 0ne)
Yeah, who made fun of her poem dammit?! (Was it the one I said I really liked though it looked like I was making fun of it? I hope not, because that was really pretty good...)
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May the bird of happyness poop in your garden of prosparity, And may the chicken of depression not lay and egg on your head. (X007EVAN)
All I've been getting is the seagulls of irritation and their constant pooping in my backyard...
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why the hell are they called chia pets? (TomServo4)
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Green Acres is definately NOT the place for me. (Lt RJ)
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Whoever came up with that lame menu we have to eat at Thanksgiving? Just wanted to get you started thinking about the crap your Mom will make you eat later this month. I am thankful that I am Bolemic, though. (Ckrid)
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What the hell is this? (GDEstrada)
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The religon of Maxisim is growing, join us before its too late (InterDust)
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Did they come out with a unedited version of Showgirls yet for video? (InterDust)
You mean, where they show that Elizabeth Berkley can actually act (oh, that's right, she CAN'T act, pardon me...)
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853-1212. Can you guess the area code? (InterDust)
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I like candy yes I do (InterDust)
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Dark Skies in cool (InterDust)
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Dont you just want to beat up people who get straight A's and then brag about it or people who think their smart but are really stupid or people who thing their better then you because they got a better grade on a test. I do! (InterDust)
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What the hell is this, you ask? Well, I'm not going to tell you because I don't know either.
Here's the way it works: there are no rules and there are no time limits or schedules for winners, but there are prizes.
How do you play? You simply send me something. Anything. Doesn't matter what. There are no categories or subjects. It doesn't even have to be funny. It can even be a picture or image. Then a winner will be chosen out of all of the random entries. Winners get from one to three free hours. Short text submissions might win one hour, while an image might win three. Who knows? It's totally random.
*IMPORTANT* If you type something in the box below, DO NOT use the or key anywhere in it (until I post something saying the Online Host has his head out of his ass and our entry reading software will work properly).
*MORE IMPORTANT* If you want to send a file or an image, attach it to an e-mail and mail it to "HO Theme".
So there you have it, a game that is essentially a blank page. Now what are you going to put on it? (InterDust)
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God, you don't know how scary this game is, do you? I'm so scared I can't help but become involved now. Great. Just another mindless activity for me to waste money and time at. I love you. (C6ixNight)
Hey, I know the idea was discussed, but who approved Ross Perot's idea to put Random Game posters through his 30 minute presidential infomercial before they could post? You just about scared this poor poster off with that thing...
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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks (DBaker2593)
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Hey look, it's Bob Costas!! (WordChild)
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Is this like the readers digest sweepstaces? (PArrigal)
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Chomp! (ArrowsDeja)
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Ok, I'm going to see how long I can hold my breath.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. (Pretti 0ne)
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I'm bored again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Pretti 0ne)
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I was cleaning...but this damn computer is like a magnet, it just keeps sucking me to it... (Pretti 0ne)
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I'm listening to some really strange music, it's a free CD I got from some music club....very very subliminally upsetting! (Pretti 0ne)
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Don't you just hate....you're worthless...subliminal messages? I mean you really don't know.....kill your neighbor....that it's happening. That's why...worship Satan...they are called subliminal. Your subconscious....shoot your dog....picks up hidden....kill yourself....messages. I used to sleep with the TV on....pick your nose....until I realized that my mind....murder is good...was probably picking up subliminal messaging....burn your bible. It's pretty scary to know.....drowned your kitten....that people that create programming for your.....kick your grandma....TV & radio entertainment would prey on your minds just to.....rob a bank....gain wealth. Well, that's enough about subliminal messages...I must go now, I have this sudden urge to commit a crime! (Pretti 0ne)
Yes, I really hate these...Pretti One is a real cool person...subliminal messages. It's amazing how one can be influenced...Pretti One is the bestest person in the world...by subliminal messages, ain't that right everyone?
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Why, hello there strange people. Yess, snookie wookums.. Yess... Oh sorry.Well, I haven't written in this game in a while, so I decided to do it now. By the way, the old MPWxRaBiD1 is now me, but not me before, me now. Anyway, ladies and gents... I feel like writing today. I'm not going to, but I feel like it. ba dumbum chh.... Oh sorry. I needed that to feel likeI said something funny. I didn't, but it felt like it. Have you ever heard of the color silver toupe metallic? No? That's what I thought. That's the damn color of our car. They couldn't call it gold, or silver, or even goldish silver. It had to be silv er toupe metallic. Now I'm pissed. what if it's not silver toupe metallic? Yeah,that's it...they're wrong. Ya know, I've never really thought about this topic in great lengths like I am now. Don't ask me why I never have. I know what you're thinking rightnow. You're probably thinking that it's such a fascinating topic that I should think about it more often. Well, you're wrong. I think it's a boring topic. What you do too? Are you just willing to agree with anything I say? Do you not have a mind of your own? Wait. Dumb question. Sorry, did I embarrass you in any way, shape or form? I mean, it really wasn't a secret! Damn!!! You can stop yelling any time soon now. Ok then, great. Am I glad we got that cleared up. Well, I am sitting in here staring at a hat. It's kind of boring, just sitting in here staring at that hat. Do you want to know what colors the hat is? Probably not, but I have to tell you anyway. Blue, white, and black. Do you know I have this friend that actually says toodles? It's the funniest thing. Instead of see ya, or later, or bye, or goodbye, she says toodles. Can you imagine that? Pretty dumb huh? Well, I am really bored now I could go on here all day and talk about god knows what so, I have only one thing to say. Toodles! (MPWxRaBiD2)
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America is not heaven, nor hell. It is a battle ground. Only the fittest will survive. (TinyHito)
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Sdrawkcab, sdrawkcab si siht. (BIG SKY553)
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Long ago, the universe was created, making many people very angry and was widely concidered as a bad move. (BIG SKY553)
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One of these days, I'm gonna take Rosanne and slice that grotesque fat of her carcass faster than Richard Simmonds {that goofo} can even dream of! (BIG SKY553)
Just a scary thought - can you imagine being trapped in an elevator for several hours with Richard Simmons?
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O-oh, time to feed my face friend. (BIG SKY553)
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Hey, how's it going? (CarniPablo)
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I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay..I work all night and I sleep all day (Sheeawayne)
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory - on Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones and tea (Monty Python's kewl LOLOL)
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The day I stop eating my holloween candy before i get home will be the day i find a hypodermic needle in a peanut chew. (SMAC48)
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Its ninja time! (InterDust)
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This game looks like it sucks or something (InterDust)
At first glance it does, but upon closer inspection it simply quivers like its in rigor mortis or something...
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Hello (McGuger)
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hello give me those hours now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (WAR2098)
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Will you shut up about the damned drum solo already!?!?! (Bomber44)
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Like the thumbing of my prick........ or is it the other way around? (Bomber44)
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