Hey Silligrl! If you download a game called, Barney Shoot-em up, you have a blast! (HO Dingy)

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hell (HO Dingy)

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fun (HO Dingy)
My parents went to Hell recently...opened up a bank account and cavorted around in string bikinis...Oh, you meant THAT Hell, not the one in the Cayman Islands...They'll probably want to go there too knowing my parents' travel agent (very convincing dude...)

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Was that cool or what? I think of the funniest things! Har har har!! You know, I never, NEVER, EVER, eat cereal that doesn't turn the milk a different color. Ain't that cool? (HO Dingy)

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)o (|) <------Es el Nino Cyclope!!!! (Kaziganthi)

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After 3 of Nancy's cats had fallen to their death, we noticed the open window. (Kaziganthi)

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The forest with the college education always thought that he'd get better job than the dense forest. (Kaziganthi)

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Mrs. Goldberg likes to put her poodles in the broken washing machine. (Kaziganthi)
Just a little thought...before they were domesticated, do you think there wild bands of rampaging poodles hunting down small rodents on the Great Plains or something?

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X _______Sign here X _______Sacrifice Chicken Here (Kaziganthi)

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*DING* You know what that bell means- IT'S TIME FOR A VIRGIN SACRIFICE!!!!!! (Kaziganthi)

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Do HO's sell their bodies for money, or is that some other profession? (Kaziganthi)
Worse...we sell our minds for laughs...and boy is it a tough public out there...

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Winners of the Random Game not only get 1-3 hours of free time, but they also get a Cheez-Whiz enema!!!! (Kaziganthi)
Actually, that's been changed to a free Zima & Spam puree shake luncheon with Steve Case (much much better, don't you think?)

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Today's secret word is- BREAST!
REAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST BREAST. There. Having said that, I'd like to say that I'm glad the BREAST cancer groups have united and demanded that they be able to say the word BREAST!!! (Kaziganthi)

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I am Prometheus. (Skyfall)

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Could it be? A game in which I might actually have any chance of winning?? Oh, I didn't think so. (MassPHIL)