I *knew* this would happen! (LtJG RJ2)
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WD-40 is kicking my ass again! (LtJG RJ2)
OUCH! (I'm kinda' afraid to ask what this entails...)
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With 'er hippin' and a hoppin' and a bippin' and a boppin'... 'e doesn't understand what the jazz... is all about! 'Cha see? (LtJG RJ2)
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YAYAYAYAY! My entry was posted!! And twice no less!! Hee hee hee...kewl. Anyway, hey, I"m confused. Yes, again, stop moaning already. Remember our old "friend" Heckler X? hmm...well, he seems to have this sort of grudge against me. First he told me that all my entries consisted of were suck-ups to CHicago. Just a few days ago he told me that all my entries consist of are insults to HO chicago. I'm confused, how about you? HECKLER X is starting to remind me a bit of Bill Clinton. Very sad. Must be some sort of Clinton virus going around cuz I seem to keep finding these people. HO chicago, WE MUST FIND A CURE!!! ARE YOU WITH ME PEOPLES? OK, fine, you're not with me. Be that way. Anyhow, I gotta ask Chicago...does anyone really win any free time in this game? Besides BlueWaffle, that is, I mean, we all know too well that he got an hour. Hell, he sent me letters in E-mail bragging about it to me, and I have no idea other than through the random game who in the hell he is. Well, does anyone get time? It is truly confusing. Well, for me at least, but there;s not much new there! i gotsta go now, peoples... I"ll see you next time...but first.....I'm fixing a hole...where the rain gets in...and stops my mind from wandering...where it will goooooooooooooooooo...There. You see? I still do the Beatles stuff. :)~ (JaguarMel)
Clinton now has a virus named after him? I thought his job was picking up viruses from various women...
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LOLOL...looks like we got all the "Hello, My Name Is..." stickers for the annual nationwide "JaguarMel" conference...
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Was that random enough for you? (JaguarMel)
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Can anyone operate this damn laminating machine? (Mr Onliner)
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I just threw my skateboard through a window...the worst thing is I missed the wasp. (Mr Onliner)
LOL - I heard Bob Dole fell over the railings during his stop in Chico, CA, because he wanted to prove he could mosh with his youthful supporters (I know, this story isn't really related to this entry, but those damn election year rules - mention Clinton and you gotta mention Dole)
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My cat wants to show you his new litterbox. (Mr Onliner)
I envy your cat...all my cat wants to show me is a closeup of the latest squirrel he hunted down while I'm sleeping at 3 am in the morning...
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Fran Drecsher is Satan! (Mr Onliner)
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One time I burned a pretzel and ate a match. (Mr Onliner)
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And now, a sampling from a Redneck dictionary:
alien - space monkeys, 3rd Rock people, Mexicans, Will Smith (wait a minute, he was on our team), Chinks, Mork... (Mr Onliner)
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I'm the host of The Jeff Foxworthy Show. My name is Mohammed. (Mr Onliner)
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My modem's got facial hair. Is that bad? (Mr Onliner)
You know, my modem had the same problem until I visited the Gillette Razor web page...it's fine now, but I can't get the damn hair out of my circuitry now..
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This CB radio keeps calling me smoky. I think I'm on fire. (Mr Onliner)
LOLOL...and why does the CB keep mentioning some guy putting a hammer down on his Rubber Duck as well?
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When DNA was discovered, did the scientists say "Hey, this molecule reads genetic information and passes it on to furture generations...let's call it deoxyribonucleic acid!" (Mr Onliner)
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Mooink said the pow, ok, I feel better now... (ArrowsDeja)
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II II
II II
II II <--- he has many pairs of
II II eyes. Be jealous,
II II be very jealous...
II II II II II (ArrowsDeja)
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Aww, shut up, we all know your face isn't exactly symmetrical....yeah, you, the one making fun of, at how crappy that happy face was...you know who you are... (ArrowsDeja)
Actually, I'm surprised how much that reminds me of my face in the mornings...
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I have a phrase that I use with my friends and it is..........Gaba Gaba Hey!!~ (Hotstuf704)
"Hey, HO, Let's Go! Hey, HO, Let's Go!" (The Ramones are cool...)
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For the second time today I wondered out loud if anyone had been tampering with the frozen Tang pops I had hidden in the farthest recesses of my GE refrigerator freezer 16cu.ft. water and ice in the door "Touchless" surface design, "whisper-quiet" motor driven food keeper. Why?? Why?? Why MY tang pops?? (CHIPX1)
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Etch-A-Sketch is to art what country is to music (AwsGrrl)
LOL...or maybe even what the Macarena is to dance as well...