OK, I wore shorts today, _really_ short shorts. And you know what, it rained and poured, I mean 2 feet of water. (Kheetah)
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So maybe the shorts were a great idea. The guys down the street sure did. (Kheetah)
I'm sorry, what did you say...I was looking at the woman down the street in short shorts... ;)
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I saw that sdrawkcab entry, and dah ot ssem up my own. I dediced fi I make enim all dessem pu, no eno dluow figure ti tuo. (Kheetah)
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AHhhhhhhhhhhh, the effects of caffeine (Kheetah)
Ahhhhhhhhhh.....
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NO!! OH GOD NO!! VILE FEINDS!!! DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE? I CAN'T POST IN THE RANDOM GAME ANYMORE!!! :::sob::: GOD NO!!! PLEASE!!!! :::cue southern accent::: LORDIE, LEYT ME POST!!! I NEEYD TO POST!!! ::stopping with southern accent:: So since you guys start editing the random game you think you're better than me, don't you??? DON'T YOU?!?!? Wellll fine then. But we all will know that I can be a lot more fun being stupid than you can in your pinky finger. If that made any sense to you, you need to see a psychiatrist. Right now. Hell, I'll drive you there, I'm on my way to see my mom anyhow. Well, fine, if no one shall laugh at my entries again, NO ONE SHALL LAUGH AT MY ENTRIES AGAIN!! Wait, that didn't make sense again. I'm gonna take a nap. Thank you. Oh...by the way...And in the end....the love you take/Is equal to the love.....you make. (JaguarMel)
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No...pizza Doritos were a really crappy idea.... (ArrowsDeja)
LOL - and wait until they make them with Olestra (with the label that warns you about the potential side effect of "anal leakage" - that's gonna' really make them "crappy"...)
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Umm, I'm scared, I think my dog is making passes at me..... (ArrowsDeja)
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If Magic Clams wants to come back then let him! Come on... what are you, Clammy boy, scared? (LtJG RJ2)
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We are the Forearm People, we come from the planet Elbow, we come in peace in search of lotion.... (ArrowsDeja)
LOLOL
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"That's why I say hey man, nice shot..." (ArrowsDeja)
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More information.....
Paper clips in the electric socket is a bad idea, the plastic ones are alright I guess, but watch out for your hands. The Easter Bunny lays eggs wel actually he's a member of an interspecies marrage with Chicken littles sister, the Tooth Fairy steals your teeth, shes got tremendous amounts of dentures and she wanted me to let me know that all you little heathens better brush or she won't pay you a whole quarter next time, and Santa got that scar on his butt from when I left the fire burning last X-mas...Thank you, come back next time when I explain the meaning of spandex.... (ArrowsDeja)
I wished science class was this fun when I went to college...LOL
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Yes, I ordered the stale cookies, waiter over here, excuse me... (ArrowsDeja)
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You say you found a wallet with several hundred dollar bills in it? Well, duh, of course it's mine..... (ArrowsDeja)
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Why do people who hear voices always say that the voice told me to kill him, why don't they ever say, to eat earwax or something..? (ArrowsDeja)
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I think I'll do the judges work for them, and post a clever response...
WOW! Don't do that with an alligator, though...the ice cream might melt! (Chrsb)
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Hey Mr. Clean-up Man... (Shortsigh)
write a response for me...with that jingle-jangle (sorry, 60's acid flashback...)
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Hey, what happened to my entries from yesterday? (Mr Onliner)
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So I says to my wife with the wooden leg, I says, "Peg". (DeleteDC)
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"May I have some free time sir?" she asked with her eyes lowered in the powereful glow of the HOs. "No", they cried and laughed sinisterly... (ArrowsDeja)
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You know what, I kind of preferred the lawless period. (BadOmen79)
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My dog's nose has swollen up to the size of a baseball. (BadOmen79)
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She's allergic to biting gnats. (BadOmen79)
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But apparently finds them irresistibly tasty. (BadOmen79)
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Allergic to flying insects you love to eat... (BadOmen79)
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Bummer, man. (BadOmen79)
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Age of order? I'd like a Big Mac extra...no, on my profile it says no mac's...I'll have a number 6 supersized, with a Coca Cola Classic. Thank you drive through. (Izzo0)
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Will ya sweep me off my feet? (Shortsigh)
LOL...but I already put away my broom...
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Ants are flesh-eating monsters. (BoO Ignite)
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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: Both its legs are shorter. (JMcD4747)
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