Hey, peoples. It's that time again. What time, you ask? Why, the time for me to ramble endlessly without a point, of course. Dammit, stop that, I hear you moaning. Don't you think I can see those cyber-paper airplanes flying by? PAY ATTENTION!! OK. Anyway, I was in the game room the other night and realized just how much "LOL" is used in rooms today. I say it's TOO MUCH!! We gotta make up something else. Sure, there's stuff like ROFL and LMAO, but still, they're used too much. And where's the abbreviation for "kinda-sorta laughing, but didn't think it was quite funny enough for that?" I dunno. We gotta think of something else. Ok...how about "ILYWAA" (I like your wise-ass approach) or "WTS" (wow, that sucked) or maybe even "ISGBRANITMTLRN" (I sorta giggled but am not really in the mood to laugh right now) Hmmm...I say we give this some thought. We shall start a revolution!!! Anyway, I have to go now... I'll see you all later!! Byeee! Oh yeah...and in the spirit of all this, here's a special Beatles song... well, you say you want a revolution...wehheeelll you know...you can count me out, in... ;)~ Bye! (JaguarMel)
The new JaguarMel book, "1,001 Ways to Say "LOL" Without Saying "LOL" For On-line Use", on your bookshelves soon...

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I had a pen bust in my mouth the other day, and my tounge turned blue, and....did you know that ink, while tasting rather disgusting, has effects similar to novocaine..... (ArrowsDeja)
So that's what the Eels are talking about in their song "Novocaine For The Soul"

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More information for your benefit:
Yes you could buy everything on the McDonalds menu for the same price it is to put ink in your color printer. DJs really can't help it.....And don't forget that an apple with a worm in it is really gross. thank you. Tune in next time.... (ArrowsDeja)

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Poof I am your fairy Godmother......

I'm back to give you half a wish........

Oh, I'm sorry your wish is used.......
You did say I wish didn't you? I thought so, your wish is gone....:::::Poof::::: (ArrowsDeja)

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Spandex.....
Well, this material, was first created to make swimming and biking, and exercise in general more comfortable, but those who first owned have now become horizontally challenged, and it makes them feel to appear, less horizontally challenged........no they don't have our "objective" view.....(excerpt from ArrowDeja's "Plastic and Nylon Theory" p.123) (ArrowsDeja)

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No I didn't mean to offend.....and I was P.C.... (ArrowsDeja)

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Vroom Vroom, ok just wanted to say that.... (ArrowsDeja)
Go, Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer GO!
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Oh God!!! I had this horrible nightmare.....I MADE SENSE!!!!!AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (ArrowsDeja)

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"Rabbi Eliezer once said: The entire world derives its rain from the oceans." (Will101511)

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What do you call a hooker on steroids?? Anything she likes... (JWesley160)

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I know what Heckler X's problem is. He has a severe condition called, 'cannamakeupmymindaitis'. Highly contagious. (Kheetah)

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Or maybe not. I don't know... (Kheetah)

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Quote, "At last, our Lawless period is behind us." Unquote.
Wrong! Not! Someone is either lying to you, or you've been nippin' at the wacky weed to long. (Kheetah)

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Quote, "Now make way for an Age of Order." Unquote.
Okay, I want a Large Sausage pizza, Double Cheeseburger with everything, Large fries, couple of chocolate shakes...! (Kheetah)
Ditto this order...nothing like pizza, burgers and shakes! :)

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Let's take a moment to acknowledge our HO addiction.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
OK, all of you slaves back to work. (Kheetah)
Funny how no one ever takes the 12-step offered by AOL for HO Addiction...

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I have a question, that has been driving me wild for years...maybe one of you randomeers will know.. Do you remember a show back, I guess I would guess in the mid 70s..about this giant robot and he was a good guy. Now I'm taking this from my memory...so it may not be real accurate, but the evil guys flew around in this flying saucer/airplane sorta thing...that's about all I can remember. I do know that this robot had like a family too! Call me nuts...but I know I used to watch it, and I loved it!!!! (Pretti 0ne)
This will probably show off my tastes for tacky TV entertainment , but I remember this Japanese "pre-Power Rangers"-type show from the seventies called Space Giants, with a robot family Goldar (the pappy), Sylvar (the mommy), & Gam (the son), who all shot lightning out from their antennae and were summoned to fight monsters by some boy named Meeko when he blew a whistle. The bad guy, Rodak, flew around in some flying saucer-like thing that looked like a foam version of the Batplane...I don't know if this is the show, but if any of you Randomers can help out, I'm sure Pretti 0ne would appreciate it... :)

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Huh? (Leetah)

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I love pantera (AretnapCFH)

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Assume, I love that word....Ass U Me.....hahahah, I love that word, ok you all think i'm crazy now, and you're right.... (ArrowsDeja)

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Do you think that if Kurt Cobain listened to more ABBA music, he would still be alive today? (Croaker34)
ABBA music can be very addictive in its own right...let's just say that his song "Heart-Shaped Box" would have a totally different meaning had he grown up listening to ABBA...