A joke for your enjoyment.....a blond a red head and a brunette walk into a bar....Brunette says "give me a ML" bar tender says "okay...miller light comin up".....next the red head says " give me a BL " bartender says "okay...bud light comin up" .....now it's the blond's turn..."i'll have a 15 please" she says....the bartender replies "a 15? what's a 15?"....the blond then says " DUH !! Seagrams 7 and 7-up......a 7&7.....HULLO?!" (MissyG6)
Heard this one before, but still LOLOL...
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A little ditty for ya......fat and skinny had a race all around the pillow case...fat fell down and broke his face..skinny won the pillow race. The moral to this story is......don't eat twinkies while running, it may get lodged in you're throat and you will die.....then you won't win the race (MissyG6)
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a big fat joke...my mother-in-law (MissyG6)
I think a lot of people are familiar with that joke...unfortunately ;)
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Duck, Duck, Goose...what's up with that game, anyway? (Mr Onliner)
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I've always wanted to fill a Coke can with latex. I've got plenty of latex, but I can't ever find a can. That sucks. (Mr Onliner)
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I've got this friend named Rusty, and one night for some reason no matter how hard I tried not to I kept calling him "Brusty". It was weird. (Mr Onliner)
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!CUBA SI! !CASTRO NO! (ELYN42)
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They should penalize "The Price is Right" contestants 15 yards for celebration.
(Mr Onliner)
ROFL!
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I can't for the life of me remember that boy's name who got caned in Singapore. (Mr Onliner)
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Shut up, Nutmeg! (Mr Onliner)
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What do you call it when two birds hit each other in midair?
No, seriously, I'm asking a question. What do you call that? (Mr Onliner)
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Why does Joe from "The Real World" get so many chicks? He looks like Martin Short if he were a leprechaun! (Mr Onliner)
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Check out this awesome phrase I just made up: "I LOVEUM JOVEUMS! I LOVEUM JOVEUMS!" That'll make the ladies melt! (Mr Onliner)
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I'm majoring in Pimpology and Poultry Science. (Mr Onliner)
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Remember that show "Earth2"? It was a show about people on a different planet! They were on a different planet, trying to find somewhere to live! WHY DIDN'T YOU WATCH, YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS!!?!?!? (Mr Onliner)
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The Age of Order, eh? I'll have a Quarter-Pounder Value Meal, super-size that will you, and um....what the hell does grandma want? Oh yeah, let's have one of those nuclear heated apple pies. (CivilWar49)
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I wanna play with pelicans from here to Baghdad. (Mr Onliner)
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You know, "Baywatch" is at the OCEAN, not at a bay. Just so you know. (Mr Onliner)
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Well, kids, these kittens may look cute, but just so ya know, they're all ANIMATRONICS! I repeat, these adorable animals that you've been petting for the past two hours are made of hard metal and fake hair! They're all ANIMATRONICS! (Mr Onliner)
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I just go a great idea for a money-making scheme. Next time David Duke is speaking near me, I could hand out signs that say "DUKE MAKES ME PUKE!" Good idea, huh? Man I'm just full of 'em today. (Mr Onliner)
I sincerely hope Mr Onliner was near Cal-State Northridge University this last weekend for his pocketbook's sake when Mr. Duke spoke on campus...
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I swear that on the bottom of my ultra-powerful speaker system it says "Active Super Woofer". What the hell does that mean? (Mr Onliner)
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Hey, everybody! Look at fat Buddah guy's gut! Man, he's FAT! (Mr Onliner)
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THIS IS GOD! I DEMAND YOU GIVE MR ONLINER A FREE HOUR! THIS IS NOT MR ONLINER SPEAKING! THIS IS GOD! REALLY, I MEAN IT! (Mr Onliner)
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Homer Simpson ala American: "Mmm...beer...." (BoO Ignite)
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Homer Simpson ala Spanish: "Mmm...cerveza...." (BoO Ignite)
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Homer Simpson ala French: "Mmm...biere...." (BoO Ignite)
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Homer Simpson ala Italian: "Mmm...birra...." (BoO Ignite)
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Homer Simpson ala German: "Mmm...bier...." (BoO Ignite)
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Homer Simpson ala Australian: "Mmm...bee-ah...." (BoO Ignite)
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:P (BoO Ignite)
LOLOL - pretty funny, BoO...
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Is it possible that this area actually has someone selecting???!!! Are there postings that DON'T get on? What must they be like?? (Right, right, right - tell me they're like this one. Yawn.) (JMcD4747)
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I don't think you answer this game, so I'm never gona play it. Sorry, no, nope, uh-uh, no way, you'll never get me near this game again, FORGET IT!!! So screw you Hecklers screeeeewwwwwwwwww you!!!!!!!!! Im never coming here again..........DAMMIT! WHY THE HELL DID I JUST CLICK THAT DUMBASS SEND BUTTON! S**T!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST BE CONTROLLING MY COMPUTER!!!! DAMN YOU HECKLERS! DAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN YOU ALLLLLLLLLLL!!!! AUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HHHHHHHHH! (JacDG3)
It's funny how no one takes AOL's free 12-step Heckler Addiction courses...
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Hey, how's it hanging? (TheMan2329)
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What is that freaky thing that happens when you KNOW you feel something tickling your arm and when you look down to see what it is, there's nothing there? (Shortsigh)
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Anybody know? (Shortsigh)
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Oh, OK! I get it! Now I'M the only one that it happens to, huh? Is that what you guys are trying to tell me?? (Shortsigh)
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Fine... (Shortsigh)
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Geez...what's a girl gotta do around here to get some recognition? (Behave yourself, clean-up man...) (Shortsigh)
Hey, I wasn't gonna' say a thing... ;)
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My name is Ma
I come from Maxico
I make Ma pesos a day
I go to my friend Ma
Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma
and Ma take my Ma pesos away (BlueWaffle)
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It's a Ma world after all (BlueWaffle)
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My new catch phrase is Ma - the action figures should be out soon (BlueWaffle)
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"Ma" said Ma
"here's a thosand dollars for saying Ma alot" said the monkey (BlueWaffle)
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lady play saxophone on t.v.
I say she play violin
magusyfuffy say that not violin
that piano (BlueWaffle)
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too much soda (BlueWaffle)
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much too much soda (BlueWaffle)
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redrum spelled backwards is rumred (BlueWaffle)
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there is a 27th letter of the alphabet
it is hidden at keyword red (BlueWaffle)
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If Bob Dole shot Bill Clinton and Ross Perot turned into an M&M, would I get to be king of Australia? (BlueWaffle)
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Why is Ma such an appealing word? (BlueWaffle)
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I fell down (BlueWaffle)
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MaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMaMa (BlueWaffle)
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Crazy people spend less time worrying about meaningless things, such as money, than sane people - go figure. (DGreholver)
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I know Hecklers like the back of my hand!!! (Now where is Foofaraw?) (JacDG3)
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Dust bunnies have taken over my room...I've already lost one of my cats to them. (Shortsigh)
Everyone seems to ignore those warnings about Killer Rabbits (as was first demonstrated by King Arthur in the movie "Monty Python And The Holy Grail")
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Seriously....what is the difference between a maggot and a grub... (VstefanieV)
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Are MENTOS commercials from the 80's? they sure look like it and God knows nothin' good ever came out of the 80's.............. (VstefanieV)
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If I were to have a purpose while playing the random game would that not be random in itself, since everything else is random? (ArrowsDeja)
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You smell like a pair of old, moldy, brown, underpants (KurtLiv107)
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There once was a man from venus, who had a rocket ship for a ...uh...a nose... yeah thats it (KurtLiv107)
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Bye bye miss American pie...... (ArrowsDeja)
Hint: One of the world's worse versions of this song is performed by the Brady Bunch on their "It's A Sunshine Day" compilation LP...
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You know, weekends used to really suck. Now they are worse because HO's don't take care of their posts on the weekend. Our enjoyment time, and they can't even do their jobs. Geez, some people. (Kheetah)
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Ok, I'm sick and tired of seeing that I am the 19th person who has visited this area!!! It's not funny anymore!! (Pretti 0ne)
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Mmmmmm, crackers. (LtJG RJ2)
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They say you only hurt the ones you love. (LtJG RJ2)
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But today I beat the crap out of someone, and I don't love him. (LtJG RJ2)
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So much for THAT theory. (LtJG RJ2)
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Hey, buttmunch, post the winners already! Geeeeeeez! (JaguarMel)
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And now The Bill Archives II. (LtJG RJ2)
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The Bill Archives Vol. II
Bill!
Bill plays that Wilson guy on Home Improvement, you know.
Bill has a house where if you enter you will never be seen again, you know.
Bill's mother used to call him Billy Willy, you know.
Bill doodles in the Bible during church, you know.
Bill is the proud owner of the largest schnatzuylfugen in the free world, you know.
Bill n mj (this archive created by banging our heads on the keyboard, you know).
Bill makes me feel like a natural woman, you know.
Bill's big toe is shaped like a moose, you know.
Bill carries mustard in his pants at all times, you know.
Bill smells like cheese whiz, you know.
Bill has a sister named "Sister", you know.
Bill sometimes sometimes speaks speaks in in double double, you know.
Bill sometimes sometimes speaks speaks in in double double, you know.
Bill smokes pig juice, you know.
Bill played over 2,131 games under the name of his cat, Cal Ripken, Junior, you know.
Bill calls his pinky toe "Little Man", you know.
Bill is ready to rumblllllllllllle, you know.
Bill is under a killing moon at all times, you know.
Bill smuggles pants from Columbia, you know.
Bill posed for some sort of liberty statue, you know.
Bill likes to do a little dance, make a little love and get down tonight, you know.
Bill cayn't spelle, you know.
Bill likes to hold his fingers on the keysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, you know.
Bill really likes to be called "Maestro", you know.
Bi
ll li
kes to p
ress t
he ent
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you k
now.
Bill taught Michael Jordan everything he knows, except basketball, you know.
Bill has three brothers, named Dill, Will, and the psychotic one, Kill, you know.
Bill released an album that when played backwards says "Chinese food gives me gas", you know.
Bill once hit the road with a guy named Jack, you know.
Bill thinks that the Beatles need more rock less talk, you know.
Bill has an obsession with Calvin Klein, you know.
Bill knows the Muffin Man, you know.
Bill's secret identity is "Waffle Man", you know.
Bill likes to pretend his name is Roger Wilco, you know.
Bill's phone number is QQQ-QQQ leave off the last Q for savings, you know.
Bill used to use a big giant magnet and chase the people with capped teeth when he was in law school, you know.
Bill is going to radically change tube socks, you know.
Bill's going to be a thief today, you know.
Bill loves that puddin', darlin', (Best read in a southern drawl, you know), you know.
Bill is still our friend, you know. (LtJG RJ2)
I'm just a Bill, yes, I'm only a Bill, and I'm stuck up here on Capitol Hill...
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Bob is god. (Derro Lord)
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This random game thing sucks (JMuskus)
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I am the almighty Spoonerus! My diobolical plan is to screw with your mind and make you six up your mentences! Woo bave hen yorned HA HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (BIG SKY553)
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Hmm, I was going to put a witty and random respose in this box, but now I've forgotten!!!! Darn it! DARN IT ALL TO HECK!!!!!! (ArrowsDeja)
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Sorry for being so harsh........teeheeheee (ArrowsDeja)
No problem...
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Tribbles are neat.. (ArrowsDeja)
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Except if you feed them, if you feed them they overpopulate everything, so I'd like a Tribble but I wouldn't feed it...Perhaps, maybe one with no mouth hmmmm......... (ArrowsDeja)
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Oh god, it's those giant oranges, they're after me again, ever since I made fun of that stupid movie their friends the tamatoes made...HELP!!! I don't want to see the Tropicana juicer NOOOOOO.......... (ArrowsDeja)
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Anybody got those unhappy feet? (ArrowsDeja)
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Hey new editor-person-smart-alec-commenter-deputy-guy, yeah, you the one who's gonna put a smart a** comment under this, yeah, unhu, um yeah, I'd like to know if you post everything if it's in clups or if you pick out the funny ones or if you pick out the ones from those who you don't like or have insulted you...huhhuhhuh tell me tell me? (ArrowsDeja)
Well, if you must know, I pick those that catch my fancy, whether they be funny, insulting, indifferent, whatever...In the spirit of the random game, I'm trying to randomly pick entries to comment on...
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Fine OK, I know none of my business, but I thought I might try... (ArrowsDeja)
Well, it was worth your try, actually (see above...)
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uuuuummmm..... this sux.......
but in a way...... it's cool.....
uumm..... yea.... whatever (CHigg20824)
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what? (JMath42179)
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