There is never a reason to ask why if you follow three steps.
1. ask why.
b. ask why
3. fromage. (Marbles120)
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I can't believe you knocked the casket over! It was an accident! Her f*ckin body fell out! Well its not like she has to worry if she breaks an arm. Besides, I put her back! (BonJerome)
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Who do you think this is? (MPWxRaBiD1)
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Yep, you guessed it. (MPWxRaBiD1)
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It's ::drum roll please:: (MPWxRaBiD1)
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MPW______xRaBiD! De de de de de de de de de de dedede deee. (MPWxRaBiD1)
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Ok, that was pretty corny. (MPWxRaBiD1)
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Have you ever used antidisestablishmentarianism in a sentence? (MPWxRaBiD1)
Forget a sentence...I'd love to use this in a Scrabble game sometime
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I did once on an essay, but my English teacher didn't know what it meant. (MPWxRaBiD1)
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Back then no one ever used antidisestablishmentarianism. (MPWxRaBiD1)
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Wait... they still don't, do they? (MPWxRaBiD1)
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And now, for a poem by me:
I saw a random
Game on my tandem
bike and it was green
and shiny and clean,
so if you don't like my poem,
May your mouth be stuffed with foam,
I am enjoying making this poem at home.
To continue on with the green random game,
On it was written my big ol name
Win me win me, it said with delight,
Then went on riding through the long black night.
That's right. (MPWxRaBiD1)
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Mom, I told you already, I don't like brusselsprouts.
You always did!
But not for playing baseball with!
Bu dum bum chh (MPWxRaBiD1)
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did you think what I wrote last was pretty long? (MPWxRaBiD1)
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I did. (MPWxRaBiD1)
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Chuck chuck bo buck banana fana fo firetruck me mi mo muck Chuuck (MPWxRaBiD1)
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Vanessa nessa bo bessa banana fana fo fessa me mi mo messa vannnessa (MPWxRaBiD1)
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Tenet #13 of the Procrastinator's Creed: (BadOmen79)
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The longest name you could think of, banana fana fo fe longest name you could think of me mi mo me longest name you could think of, the longest name you could think of. (MPWxRaBiD1)
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Was that random enuff 4 u? (MPWxRaBiD1)
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Don't put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever. (BadOmen79)
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I have an ear infuction. (MPWxRaBiD1)
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Coincidentally, Tenet #15 has something to do with paying $2.95/hour just to see your name in print on the Random Game. (BadOmen79)
Trust me, you're not alone in that quest...
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It's a small world... (BadOmen79)
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after all... (BadOmen79)
My friend got stuck inside the Small World ride for 30 minutes with that damn song repeating over and over...she hasn't been the same since...
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No, I won't even go there. (BadOmen79)
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To the tune of adon olam:
I don't know why I shared my lunch my cherry coke my nestle crunch I ate my socks my feet are cold I don't know why I shared my lunch I dunno why. (MPWxRaBiD1)
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Beep beep beep slam (My alarm in the morning) (MPWxRaBiD1)
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Are rubber bands made out of rubber or bands? Or both? (MPWxRaBiD1)
Sorta' sounds like a Saturday Night Live "Coffee Talk" question - "Rubber Bands are neither rubber nor a band - discuss..."
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TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX: (BadOmen79)
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1) You can GET chocolate. (BadOmen79)
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2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. (BadOmen79)
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3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. (BadOmen79)
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4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. (BadOmen79)
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5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. (BadOmen79)
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6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. (Does this scream Freud or what?) (BadOmen79)
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7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. (BadOmen79)
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8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. (BadOmen79)
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9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. (BadOmen79)
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10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. (BadOmen79)
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11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. (BadOmen79)
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12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate (by the way, did I tell you that I didn't write this?) (BadOmen79)
No, but if you want to mention that, fine by me...(btw, LOL on this list, whether you wrote it or not)
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13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it. (BadOmen79)
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14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. (BadOmen79)
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15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month. (BadOmen79)
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16) Good chocolate is easy to find. (BadOmen79)
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17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. (BadOmen79)
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18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate. (BadOmen79)
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19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake. (BadOmen79)
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20) With chocolate size doesn't matter. (BadOmen79)
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anyone else notice that some days here are better than others......I won't say the rest cuz I don't want the free hour gods to become angry and not post me anymore.... (ArrowsDeja)
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Mr. Cleanup Man? Why weren't my entries posted last time?? Is there someone else? (Shortsigh)
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"If your head is made of wax, stay out of the sun..." (Shortsigh)
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"...and take it easy with the Q-tips, too." (Shortsigh)
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He Came on My Tata's
(sung to Hakuna Matata)
He came on my Tata's
What a pig with a snout
He came on my Tata's
When he pulled it out
It mean I have'ta clean up
for it dries to hard
It's a problem he-has every week
He came on my Tata's
When he was a young lover
When I was a young lover
He found his rythem with a certian penile
He could find my clint and eat it for a meal
I've a sensitive one though I seem thick bushed
And it would hurt When he would give it a smoush
And, OH We Came
And he would call out my name
And He got me downhearted
Everytime that he.......
(hey not in front of your wife)
He came on my Tata's
What a pig with a snout
He came on my Tata's
When he pulled it out
It mean I have'ta clean up
for it dries to hard
It's a problem he-has every week
He came on my Tata's (WolfieOne1)
LOLOL - looks like she got a hold of the "Disney" movie "The LOIN King"
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YOUR MOMMA IS A ... :)
FROST02 (Frost 02)
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I feel soooooooo unwanted. That, that thing of a deputy posted all of Rabids crap, and couldn't even squeeze in my two lil' entries. (Kheetah)
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LIFE SUCKS!!!!!!!!! (Kheetah)
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Yeah, so what's your point? (Kheetah)
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peacefully, NOT!!!!!!!!! (GrateGarca)
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Why do they say that cats are smarter than dogs?? My cat falls off the TV if she goes up there to nap but my dog sleeps on the couch. If you know the answer to this please let the powers to be know so they can rewrite their thesis. (Bugle Man)
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That's why your mom's a chili burger with no lettuce. Look at you try and play it off think you in the ghetto. look at you grubbing. Cold as a bitch out here yo, I'm going the f**k inside. (Kdog Smdb)
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hi man...theres this joke i gotta tell you...ok...a guy walked into a bar and he said ow!! hahahahahahahahaha.yea (Zackolla)
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"Keep it copacetic" (Zackolla)
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strange, very strange, but i like it> (GOTCHA6996)
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Once a king always a king but once a knight is enuf................. (Jamesman26)
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