Well, folks, there's an unnamed new deputy of mine in town. Chicago's still in charge here, but my deputy will be taking his broom and cleaning up around here... Don't mind the dust, and by all means, watch out for the broom - he's a bit of a demon when it comes to cleaning up...
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Disregard everything I said yesterday, I was on drugs, lots of em. (Izzo0)
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But you can still call me Pimp Daddy Izzo if you want to. (Izzo0)
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Hey!! What in the hell!! I just keep getting edited off the damn random list! Chicago, do you have a problem with my posts? Well fer god's sake man post them!! I'm going nuts! Anyway, I gotta ask you...what should you do when you find mutated monkeys next to your house? They have wings and really long tails and really sharp teeth...and they kinda look like they escaped from the Wizard of Oz. Oh, hey...to Izzo0... That Night Santa Went Crazy thing isn't a parody off of any certain song. It's a Weird Al original. Trust me, I know these things. It's quite scary really. I have all his albums. Anyone who doesn't like him has to answer to me and my killer lawyers. I am the only one who knows their attack phrase. It's "Hey look, there goes an ambulance." Dammit. I shouldn't have said that. Now I have to change it again. :::sigh::: Well. Anyhow, there's plenty of Al songs that are funnier than that one. I can recite them right now in fact. Again, it's pathetic. As with the Beatles, I can recite each and every one of his songs. And since lately I seem to have abandoned my Beatles format, today's song will be a Weird Al one. Enjoy. Or ridicule, both are acceptable. Oh and by the way, I don't have enough time to post the entire song so this, of course, is just a part of it. It's off of Rocky's "Eye of the Tiger" called "Theme Song to Rocky XII. Here goes:
Fat and weak, what a disgrace
Guess the champ got too lazy
Ain't gonna fly now, he's just taking up space
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain
But he's no bum, he works down the street.
He bought the neighborhood deli.
Back on his feet now, he's chopping up meat
From the street, you just might hear him say:
Try the Rye or the keiser, it's our special tonight
Maybe I'll be your catering advisor
Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight
But you just can't go wrong with they rye...or the keiser.
Well, there you go, that's about it for now. Chicago, PLEEEEEEASE POST THIS!! Thank you! (JaguarMel)
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Hey!! What in the hell!! I just keep getting edited off the damn random list! Chicago, do you have a problem with my posts? Well fer god's sake man post them!! I'm going nuts! Anyway, I gotta ask you...what should you do when you find mutated monkeys next to your house? They have wings and really long tails and really sharp teeth...and they kinda look like they escaped from the Wizard of Oz. Oh, hey...to Izzo0... That Night Santa Went Crazy thing isn't a parody off of any certain song. It's a Weird Al original. Trust me, I know these things. It's quite scary really. I have all his albums. Anyone who doesn't like him has to answer to me and my killer lawyers. I am the only one who knows their attack phrase. It's "Hey look, there goes an ambulance." Dammit. I shouldn't have said that. Now I have to change it again. :::sigh::: Well. Anyhow, there's plenty of Al songs that are funnier than that one. i can recite them right now in fact. Again, it's pathetic. As with the Beatles, I can recite each and every one of his songs. And since lately I seem to have abandoned my Beatles format, today's song will be a Weird Al one. Enjoy. Or ridicule, both are acceptable. Oh and by the way, I don't have enough time to post the entire song so this, of course, is just a part of it. It's off of Rocky's "Eye of the Tiger" called "Theme Song to Rocky XII. Here goes:
Fat and weak, what a disgrace
Guess the champ got too lazy
Ain't gonna fly now, he's just taking up space
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain
But he's no bum, he works down the street.
He bought the neighborhood deli.
Back on his feet now, he's chopping up meat
From the street, you just might hear him say:
Try the Rye or the keiser, it's our special tonight
Maybe I'll be your catering advisor
Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight
But you just can't go wrong with they rye...or the keiser.
Well, there you go, that's about it for now. Chicago, PLEEEEEEASE POST THIS!! Thank you! (JaguarMel)
Geez, you grant someone their fondest wishes and have their entries posted, and they get all pushy and want it done twice ;)...
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You know, I don't really have anything to say... (BadOmen79)
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Thank you all for rallying around me in light of the Klingon impostor attack... (BadOmen79)
Those Ferengi - can't they go around Halloween in something more original than Klingon costumes???
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And I keep submitting entries which no one reads... (BadOmen79)
Need to wipe my glasses....vision's a little blurry
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But at least I've obtained random anonymity. (BadOmen79)
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Perhaps my entries are too coherent to achieve Random fame. (BadOmen79)
You know, this BadOmen's entries are pretty darn good...at least I think so - hard to know being incoherent all the time...
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File Help Random Marlboro Coke Silver Spring Suburban Drug Telephone Online Shape One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People-Eaters. (BadOmen79)
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Was that Random enough for you? (BadOmen79)
Nope, not quite...try LWQIFBPVCF8FGW
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? (Pretti 0ne)
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'Cause if they flew over the bay...they'd be called baygulls...get it? Baygulls...Bagels??? LOL (Pretti 0ne)
Ugh!.....
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OK, there's this group of tourists visiting a bell tower in some European city...well anyways...the guy who rings the bell comes out, but he has no arms...so one of the tourists asks him "how do you ring the bell, if you have no arms?" He replied, "Easy, I use my head, would you like me to demonstrate?"
The tourist shakes his head "yes". So the bellringer takes 20 paces back and runs towards the bell and throws himself at the bell - his face hitting it really hard, hard enough to make it ring. The tourists are amazed so they ask him to do it again. Once again, the bellringer takes 20 paces back and runs faster yet, into the bell, but this time he misses and throws himself over the side of the building, falling 6 stories. As he lays on the ground, all the tourists gather around him in awe, hoping he is ok. Someone asks "Does anyone know this person" and one of the tourists replies "Umm, I don't know his name...but his face sure does ring a bell!" (Pretti 0ne)
Ugh!....x2
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Ok..here's another...One sperm asks another.."How much further to the ovaries?" and the sperm replies "We have a long way to go, we still haven't passed the tonsils" EWWWWW, hope I didn't offend anyone with that one! (Pretti 0ne)
Ugh!....or should I say EWWWWW!!!!!
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3 Men named Dumb, Dumber & Dumbest (not to offend anyone) are traveling across country, when their car breaks down. So they walk up to this farm house and knock on the door. A few moments later, a farmer answers, and the 3 men explain their plight to the farmer. The farmers agrees that they can spend the night in his barn but gives them a warning not to go near his beautiful daughter. So they settle in - Dumb is really curious so he waits until the others are asleep and he sneaks into the farmer's house, and starts his journey up the stairs, trying to be quiet...but the stairs squeak. He hears the voice of the farmer holler, "Who goes there?" and Dumb quietly replies, "Meow, Meow." The farmer is heard saying "Damn Cat!" Dumb gives up and goes to the barn and falls asleep. Dumber is horny, so he attempts the same thing - he enters the house...climbs the stairs...SQUEAK SQUEAK. He hears the farmer shout "Who goes there?" Dumber replies, "Meow, Meow". Again, the farmer is heard saying "Damn Cat!" So he too, goes back to the barn and falls asleep. Now of course Dumbest is curious AND horny...so he quietly enters the house....starts climbing the stairs...SQUEAK SQUEAK...he hears the farmer approaching at the top of the stairs, and hears "Who goes there?"...and Dumbest quietly replies "The Cat." (Pretti 0ne)
Well, "The Cat", I think you need to meet "The Gun"....BANG BANG!
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This entry was originally going to be simply "I have become comfortably numb." Then I started thinking (always a mistake) about that the album came out over 16 YEARS AGO during my senior year in high school. So now my entry will be, "I have become comfortably older, but still not as old as the members of Pink Floyd, who, while quite rich, have got to be pushing 50 by now." (Croaker34)
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Hey, where's Arrowsdeja? I can't help but notice that there have not been any entries from Arrowsdeja in the last few days. (Croaker34)
Uhhh, Croaker, maybe you should glance downwards...
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Yeah...those Macerana (or however you spell it) guys scare me, too. (Shortsigh)
Obviously, a suggestion for some truly scary Halloween costumes...
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o/~Taco, burrito, fajita, Macarena!~/o (Shortsigh)
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To all those with the ant comments:
1. ants wear deoderant..
2. they bring in enough sugar so they don't have to live near nuclear power plants...
3. and they all wear purple sweat suits.... (ArrowsDeja)
Speak of the Anthill, looks like Arrows is back (see Croaker34 above...)