I used to think there were only 99 boys and 100 girls. Being only about 5 or 6, this seemed perfectly normal to me...of course there would be more girls. But I thought maybe I was pushing the limit with 199 people, that is just a really high number. (Albabraugh)


what is with that guy tiny tim? you know, the weirdo who sings tiptoe through the tulips and other fine musical masterpieces. why does he refer to all his wives as Miss(name of wife)? I would get pretty mad if someone called me Miss (my name) all the time. he even calls his daughter Miss. And why is he SO ugly? (Albabraugh)



I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. (DelAguila)

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A man, a plan, a canal, Panama! (ELYN42)

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Some people say that green is the color for horniness- is that why the "go" lights are always green? (MilahB)

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Ya know, I always wondered why worker honey bees would mate with a queen, knowing that their genitals would explode during said act. This horrible event is chronicled in "A Natural History of Sex", by Adrian Forsyth...and it states,"As soon as the queen opens her sting chamber to receive him, he explodes, his genitals bursting forth like a detonating grenade." Do you suppose this is the true meaning of "total satisfaction"? (Uriel65)

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If God is love, and love is blind, and Helen Keller is blind, is Helen Keller God? (LtJG RJ2)

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Give me my damn hour or I'll kill you.
IZZO (IZZO)

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