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Hey! Get out of the goddamn jacuzzi you little rat-ass bastards! And don't piss in the pool. I put a chemical in it so if ya take a leak, a big purple stain'll surround ya! And then I'll kick all your asses!!!! (ELYN42)

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WLW Trob is really starting to piss me off. (LtJG RJ2)

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Help! Help! Oh wait... is this Rescue 911?
You don't look like William Shatner. (LtJG RJ2)

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I once ate this cow that had some sort of "Mad Cow Disease." But now for some reason I'm growing a 5th appendage out of my rear end. (WLW Troub)

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I lurk quietly, in the dark, in the shadows of the long summer evenings. I scale the walls of the ancient, settling houses. I'm the creak in the stairs, the rustle in the yard, the momentary reflection in a waterspotted bathroom mirror. I watch you sleep, leaning over your face in the dark, breathing the air meant for your lungs. I am the Queen of the Night, master of the rats, the cobwebs, the blue-gray clouds that hang low in the sky. I am the shadow that covers the moon, the chill from an open window. I am the stealer of children in the night, the bringer of nightmares. I am outside your window looking in. (ELYN42)

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Why do drive up automatic teller machines have braille keypads? Are there blind drivers? Do they have to drive a car that is a very obnoxious color so we sighted drivers will recognize them and get out of the way? Where does the dog go...on the hood? (Buster638)

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