Try the fish. Mmmm. Fish. (Biochick1)

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Just because someone's name is John, don't assume it's a male. It could be short for Johnarina. But really, who is named Johnarina? (Biochick1)

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I noticed something interesting the other day. (Biochick1)

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My father always used to say, "If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it must be a duck." But...what if it's just a confused chicken? (Biochick1)

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Gosh, I could really go for a Scooby snack right about now. (Biochick1)

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If I was a guy would my screen name be Biodude? I just don't know. (Biochick1)

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Please don't smell the screen. (Biochick1)

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I just wanted to let everyone know it wasn't this past July 4th that I lost my virginity. It was 1987. Which would make next 4th my ten year anniversity. I'm letting you know in advance so you have a whole year to think of a suitable present for me. Chocolate is always good. (Biochick1)

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I really, really envy PeAceoUt97 for her artisitc talent. But, what the heck does Peace out mean? (Biochick1)

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Did you ever wonder why you have hair on your toes? (IZZO)

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Frogs can change gender. (ELYN42)

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Hi :) (DNice18)

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Badda-Bing! (LtJG RJ2)

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Answer me this one question... if you think up an answer, I can usually contradict it: Why in the hell do they put braille ontop of the cups at fast-food restaurants? Please tell me! (JAW5623 II)

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A few new answering machine messages:
(Narrator's Voice): There Dale sits, reading a magazine. Suddenly the telephone rings! The bathroom explodes into a veritable maelstrom of toilet paper, with Dale in the middle of it, his arms windmilling at incredible speeds! Will he make it in time? Alas no, his valiant effort is in vain. the bell hath sounded. thou must leave a message.


Hello, you've reached jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down and I like doing it left to right...real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll get back to you.


A is for academics,
B is for beer.
One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.


And last but not least...

Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave a message, and if I don't call back, it's you. (Jeanne2882)