Screaming peaches with fuzz. (Dante209)

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Sometimes I get paranoid and think someone comes up through the toilet when I'm taking a dump and looks at my ass. (Fenderms13)

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THE SHARPEST THING IN THE WORLD IS A FART IT GOES THROUGH YOUR BUTT AND PANTS AND DOESN'T RIP A THING (ICutCheese)

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I think that this is the most ridiculous idea for a game that I have EVER seen. And that is why I intend to play it as often as I can...I also intend to CHEAT!! (Rode Hard)

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This is the Random Game, so I need to get a random thought off my chest. Why do all of the guys, and I use that term loosly, think they can write 69 on their backpacks and become instantly cool?? AHHHH> (SMAC48)

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There is a candy cane stuck to my table that is two years old. It's one of those plain white canes. It won't budge because it is permanently fixed to the table with cat pee. Did you know cat pee glows under a black light? (SMP 420 c)

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Boogie Boogie (Laurenne14)

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Hubba Hubba (Laurenne14)

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Rama Lama Ding Dong (Laurenne14)

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I want the TRUTH
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This tape will self-destruct in ten seconds (Laurenne14)

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well its me again --THE MANIC DEPRESSIVE--im here to tell you some heart-breaking things about my life that will help you live through your own a little better: i got a job 2 nights a week washing dishes for a local resteraunt-- i cant even spell resterraunt--i still cant get a car-- my father is still nuts--we have a city curfew of 10:00pm ---my mother caught me smoking--my "oh-my-god-beautiful-model-cousin is coming down in a week and every guy down here will forget im alive when they see her--iv gone from 103lbs. to 112 lbs. in like 2 weeks --im dying-- my world is crubling down around me please someone help me you didn't let me win last time i did this, so PLEASES, PLEASE, PLEASE LET ME WIN NOW!!!! p.s. I STILL LIVE IN ARKANSAS
(Jiffy36618)

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Shelly2369 - I have just run OUT OF PEZ!!!! Please send help, NOW!!!!!!!!!!! (Shelly2369)

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This is Not Here (DiveBombr1)

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Grunt (DiveBombr1)

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peeps (Peep134046)

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WOW (BARRY30)

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So, was Ho Chi Minh one of you guys? (Croaker34)

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