This man needs a doctor.**BANG** No he doesn't. (Jimbo 9899)
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Situation is hopeless. (Jimbo 9899)
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My body is all tingley. oooooooooooooohhhhh. I hope this isn't a strok.... (Jimbo 9899)
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(Jimbo 9899)
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Guess what? (Laurenne14)
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Antidisestablishmentarianism has a whole lotta letters, but is it really happy with itself? Sure, everyone knows its the longest letter in the english language, but no one really knows what it means. So here's the break down for ya'll. ANTI=against, DIS=un, ESTABLISHMENT=regiment, order TARIAN=refers to a thought or Idea realated to its prefix, ISM=suffix used to make nouns into thoughts or ideas or concepts. USE IT A SENTANCE TODAY!!!! (SMAC48)
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Nod if you can hear me (CivilWar49)
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Is it soup yet? (CivilWar49)
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I'm naked and I can't get up (CivilWar49)
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You know who's full of crap? Someone who is constipated. (UWannaChat)
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Well, of course I want to thank the academy, but I also eish to thank the little people...Sneezy, Dopey, Grumpy, Sleazy, Sleepy, Happy, Slutty, Pissy, Bashful, Doc, Danny Devito, Lil' Penny, Joe Pesci, that lil' old lady from the "Poltergeist" movies, the Iszes, the Moogles, Gary Coleman, and of course, Andre the Giant. -Heckler X (HECKLER X)
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Is there some kind of limit on how many entries I can send in in one day? 'Cause I sent in about, um, a bunch of entries last night when I couldn't sleep and I was delirious. -Heckler X (HECKLER X)
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Is there some kind of limit on how many entries I can send in in one day? 'Cause I sent about, um, a lot of stuff in last night when I was delirious. I sent one about my worm, I sent one about how I wanted to thank the 'little people', and some other crap. How am I ever going to get my own file if you don't WORK WITH ME, people?!!!!!!!!!!! -Heckler X (HECKLER X)
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This is my last entry to 'The Random Game.' I bid thee farewell. Lesigh, parting is such sweet sorrow. -Heckler X [pay special attention to the "X" in this entry] (HECKLER X)
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I LIED!!!!!!!!!! HA!!! SUCKERS!!!!!!!! YOU SUCKERS!!!!!!! I'M A LIAR!!!! I AM A LIAR!!!!!!! I'LL RIP YER GUTS OUT!!!!!! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!! I'LL LIE AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND I'LL KEEP LYING!!! I promise... [See, if you had paid attention to the "X" like I told you to in my last entry, you would've seen that it had it's lines crossed. You fools: next time heed my advice.] -Heckler X (HECKLER X)
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Your the Devil. Ewwww... -Heckler X (HECKLER X)
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I once had 49 hamsters. I had started with two. And then, there was one. The Lone Hamster. That was long ago. Really long ago. Please kids, don't make my mistake. Always provide your childhood pets with proper protection. This has been a public service announcement from the wise man, Heckler X. -Heckler X (HECKLER X)
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You know, I just love putting my name on everything I do. The preceding statement can be taken in more than one way. Here's hoping you take it the right way. -Heckler X (HECKLER X)
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Hi-ho Imitation Silver! Away!!! The Lone Hamster rides again! -Heckler X (HECKLER X)
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And just where have you been, mister? -Heckler X (HECKLER X)
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Certain lizards have 2 penises (Zooshere)
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The plural of crisis is crises (Zooshere)
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Why did Bach have so many children?
He couldn't find the stops on his organ (Zooshere)
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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z You may ask, "Where did the P go?" but I will not respond. (Zooshere)
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| in our pool. |
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(Zooshere)
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Does this come with bullets? (CivilWar49)
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I want to go online, NOW! (Summoner01)
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A guy is lying dead on the floor, in an empty room with nothing but a puddle next to him. He was murdered. How did he die??
Answer: He was stabbed to death with an icicle. (Summoner01)
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You Furball! (Summoner01)
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Is that your face, or has my cat been coughing up hairballs again? (Summoner01)
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frog. (Summoner01)
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Could someone please explain the whole number thing to me. Let's go through them one to ten 'cuz I got questions: [1 & 2]. Okay, explain these numbers to me. One, when pronounced, has a 'waah' sound yet I don't see the W at the beginning. Now two, I see the W right there in the middle, yet no 'waah' sound. It's wasted. Is it just me? [3] Seems logical to me that three should be spelled with 3 E's. Just a thought. [4] Actually, four makes a lot of sense. Has four letters, that's good, but I'm still worried about the use of it on golf courses. I think it should get royalties or something. [5] First off, four letters. That's wrong. Next, let's take away the letters that are not Roman numerals. What's left - IV......ain't that four? [6] Oh man is this number bad. Three letters to start. Hell, take apart the letter components and you still only come to five (one sqiggly line S, a line and dot for I and two angeled lines for X). And let's face it, six sounds too dirty. [7] Here's the only number in the first ten with two sylables. To kind of jump ahead a bit, twelve is the only number in the next ten with one sylable. Some kind of sports trade or something? [8] I think food. Sorry. [9] 'No' in German, not to mention an upside-down six. I'd rather call this one XIS, but that brings around the whole 6 arguement with even worse problems, so maybe not. [10] Ten was fine 'til that damn metric thing came around. Damn, that really messed me up in grammar school and ruined ten forever with me.
Next week: The alphabet (or so they call it) (Skidmo1)
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Uh.....huh, huh, huh.... uhhh......huh, huh..... (Summoner01)
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Do you keep live lobsters down your pants like I do? (Catelynne)
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There are little red dots floating in the air. Why? What are they? Can you feel them? Are they poisonous? Are they flammable? They all are migrating towards the window. Is life out there better? Then, what am I doing in here? I should live on the grass. (Summoner01)
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"I drank a 30 pack at midnight."- Bowers (Summoner01)
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Tab's a rich man (Summoner01)
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My gerbil is my co-pilot and it died (Summoner01)
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umm....penis. (ShPatel666)
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large penis.... (ShPatel666)
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massive penis. (ShPatel666)
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I don't feel inadequate.... (ShPatel666)
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Have you ever sold your body for a piece of candy? (ShPatel666)
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If I were a midget, I'd get really built and stuff and become a pro wrestler and I'd call myself "Jesus" and I'd kick the crap out of everybody and become world champion and since I'm really small and stuff, they'd have to make a new championship belt cause the old one wouldn't fit around my waist. (ShPatel666)
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The King of the Night -by Summoner01
All it does is sit and stare, It's too much for me to bear.
I saw it eating the other night, All that food was a fright.
This gerbil had glowing red eyes, It mainly lived offof burgers and fries.
The gerbil is darkness, it is very black, You can't even see him, he clings on your back.
This gerbil lives in a very large cage, There it lets out all its anger and rage.
The gerbil jumped out of its cage, oh so high, Mainly because he thought he could fly.
The gerbil in air fell to the ground, When it made contact, it made a loud sound.
I ran out my room, and out the front door, The gerbil ate food and wanted some more.
It started to scare me, I yelled out, "Oh spare me!"
I decided to plot out revenge, oh so sweet, So I reached over and gave it a treat.
The gerbil so nasty, bit off my hand. I threw it outside into the sand.It lied in the yard for over a week, One day I was eating and heard a loud squeak.
I spit out my food and jumped in the air, I ran out the house, it was still there.
This gerbil wouldn't go away, Inside the house it would stay. I couldn't take it any longer. The gerbil was stubborn and stronger.
I packed all my stuff, and moved far away. I hoped that gerbil would die the next day.
For many years, the house could not sell, For they found my body dead in a well.
The gerbil won't tell of its hideous crime, The victory goes to gerbil this time. (Summoner01)
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El queso es viejo, pero es riquisimo.Muchos personas les gusta queso, viejo o no. Pero yo...me encanta bailar! Bailar y cantar como no hay manana!!! (ShPatel666)
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So....do we have any midgets here? If so, I'll be happy to become your personal trainer....I wouldn't mind living out my fantasies vicariously through you....and you'd get all the glory! c'mon...you can't beat that deal. (ShPatel666)
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THE SEVENTH -(Summoner's Poetry Corner)
I know he killed them for a dime, in his mind it was just a crime.
He ran so far to hide the truth, now his job got the boot.
I tried to warn him that I knew, the words I said were none but true.
I wrote a letter he couldn't ignore, he never mentioned it before.
He lives in the shadows, where no one dare goes.
His eyes are dark brown; no smile, no frown.
He talks to me once in a while, he looks at me with a smile.
My friends all told me to stay away, I never listened to things they said.
They said in the darkness, death would I see. They put me in my misery.
I was the seventh, the last one he killed, it was a job containing no thrill.
They sent him to prison, he waits on death row. Why he did it, they'll never know.
Later on, he got the chair, the damage he caused left others despair.
The insurance money ran out quite soon, to pay for a proper burial in June.
Over time it was to be forgotten, the beginning of insanity not only begotten. (Summoner01)
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I died and went to hell, because I'm here now (Summoner01)
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I have visions of sugarplums... (Summoner01)
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I see the light, and it is orange. (Summoner01)
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Vroom....Vroom! (Summoner01)
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THE DEVIL'S PET (Summoner's Infamous Poetry Corner)
I always try to get rid of it, It always seems to come back.
I think I'm gonna have a heart attack. My cat, of course, grunts like a horse. There's no way it could be worse.
My neighbors don't dare come to the door, they know that cat is gonna roar.
Wherever I go, this cat will meow. I got annoyed when it ate the cow.
I threw it in a river, it swam back to shore. I locked it in a shed, it went right through the door.
I set it on fire, it never did tire.
I kept on praying it wouldn't come back, I tied on an anchor and put the cat in a sack.
I stood on a bridge and threw it in deep, Now that cat would forever sleep.
It came back when I was having fun, So I shot the cat with a gun.
It's been seven years, I've suffered and cried. One day it came upon a mirror and died.
I was watching TV alone one dark night, the cat came 'a meowing, that one all-time fright.
Into my room, the cat came 'a roaming, It started its meowing and groaning.
I realized it would be there the rest of my life, I reached for the nearest knife. It's total darkness, not even a sound. All of a sudden, MEOW! (Summoner01)
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This game is flammable (Summoner01)
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I feel like setting something on fire (Summoner01)
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Burn, baby, burn! (Summoner01)
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Whats big and fat and sits on top of a tree. Ans. A big fat tree sitting frog. Ha (Cottentree)
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