" OH MY NOSE!"- Infamous words from Marcia Brady (LBREISS)
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I knew I loved him the day that he knocked the ping pong ball down my cleavage. (Swiftrver)
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Stop those gravy-sucking alien pigs from sapping my gravy-laced veins! (TheRose59)
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I think it should be a law that when someone is talking about how many loaves of bread a bullet can go through, they have to be talking about lenghtwise loaves. Otherwise it doesn't make any sense. (Pensive216)
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42 (Enigo)
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Now is the time for all good people to come to the aid of (his/her) party. (Durtywilly)
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A lot of my teachers this year were okay. Compared to last year at least. Last year I had a math teacher who foamed at the mouth(seriously),had crooked teeth, and a bad southern accent. Above all that, she didn't like me. last year I also had a teacher who was very short, maybe 4"11, had a whole drawer full of breath mints to hide her smokers breath, and she also hated me too. I had her this year too, but she liked me better this year. This year though, she would always touch me and put her arm around my waist and hold me really tightly. I am a girl so I didn't like this behavior. What can you expect from very old latin teacher midgets? (LeonardABC)
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Totally cool game. Let the gods let me win! (Auraclnsr)
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IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, TIS LIKE CONSTIPATION, THIS TOO SHALL PASS.......................................................! (Charlie1Dr)
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This would have to be the most stupid thing I have ever taken time to fill out! (LizBeth13)
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Hi How are you doing you know I saw a dog yesterday and it looked like your cousin's mom HAHAHAHA this is just to win some free hours just so you know I don't mean to ruin your feelings (Duckie885)
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it's all bread. (Lab monkee)
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Have I won yet, dammit? (CivilWar49)
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One man asks another:"Do you like a tomato?" and the other one says"...to eat- Yes, but other wise - No". (Hayk inst)
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This is the way a game should be!!! (Stoney41)
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biiiitch!!! (BASEROCK)
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Santa says HO HO HO. Pamela Lee is a HO. HOw the Hell do you judge these things. I'm going HOme. this is cool. (Virus 9)
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Sometimes, I'll get an empty two-liter and run around the streets giving people Tonya Harding whacks right where it counts. -Sure to be arrested someday, Heckler X (HECKLER X)
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If i were a midget then I would probably go to midget throwing contests and I would also go to theme parks where small children point at me and ask their mothers which one of the seven dwarfs i am. (LeonardABC)
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I live in florida, home of old retired people named murray and ethel, me, my name is barry. (LeonardABC)
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All my dogs are sleeping because it is raining outside. (LeonardABC)
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Guides in chat rooms suck because one threw me off once (LeonardABC)
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Right now I am watching a soap opera (LeonardABC)
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That summoner01 gives too many responses (LeonardABC)
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I'm mad! Mad I say! -Mad, Heckler X (HECKLER X)
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have there always been big fat giant hamsters clinging to my ceiling? (LeonardABC)
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I love you guys... no, really. It's not the medication talking. If it was, could I do this? I am the very model of a modern...uh...How much sump could a sump pump pump...no... Aw, screw it. I'm delirious and I'm lovin' it! You got a problem with that? -Not even on medication,[oh boy, then how do I explain that?] Heckler X (HECKLER X)
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My friend's dog Penney is the bomb (LeonardABC)
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Same old song and, same old song and DANCE, my friend. (Laurenne14)
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~Meow meow meow~. And for my next number... (Laurenne14)
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Is it just me or has there been some kind of sudden, overnight flood of entries about hamsters? -Dazed, confused, and probably on medication, Heckler X (HECKLER X)
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I like to kick lobsters in the butt. (Kurthappy)
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OH MY GOD! -About to have a near death experience, Heckler X (HECKLER X)
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is it necessary to use unappropriate language all the time? (AHOHO)
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I like to think that I have inspired my fellow hecklers [or HOs, if you prefer.] to send more and more entries in, and, hopefully, to spell 'em right. -Doing my part to further education, Heckler X (HECKLER X)
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Go outside and play. -Heckler X (HECKLER X)
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