Oh my God! I'm going insane again! That's not really your problem, though, is it? Good news! Looks like the entries are back to their rightful format. What's better, it seems none have been cut off! And in celebration of this wonderful moment, I am not going to say anymore in this paragraph. Nope, I'm going to get right to posting these entries. That's right! But don't think I'm making a habit of keeping this opening short. This is just for today. Tomorrow I will ramble again, as usual and has come to be expected. So, enjoy it while you can.
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sometimes I like to go to the zoo and pretend that I am an escaped monkey. I run and run away from the keepers. then when they catch me I pretend to be normal. they get so mad. (Enlitrogue)
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sOMETIMES i LIKE TO CAPITOLIZE EVERY THING THAT SHUOLDN'T BE. iT MAKES ME GIGGLE INSIDE. (Enlitrogue)
[Sometimes I like to spell things wrong on purpose, this way when I spell a full sentence and half without any errors it impresses people.]
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Have you ever had that feeling of Deja Vu? (Calvinbert)
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Have you ever had that feeling of Deja Vu? (Calvinbert)
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I like pop tarts, I really do. (AIias AKA)
[Have you ever done the Dave Barry toaster flaming experiment using Pop Tarts by not letting them pop up, as replicated on Late Show with David Letterman, and not recommended to do at home when someone is watching?]
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Why do hard boiled eggs small like farts? I like hard boiled eggs and egg salad. Does that mean I would like farts, too? I mean if you could eat them? (AIias AKA)
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It really pisses me off that that MutantYoda character gets tokens for plagerizing Jack Handey. (BabyLamms)
[Should I take them away? Nah, because I can't give Jack Handey tokens, now can I?]
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Onions onions la la la onions onions la la la do do do do do do do (AIias AKA)
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Homemade Prozac ::lick:: Needs more ice cream. -Homer J. Simpson
(BabyLamms)
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See, I give credit where credit is due. (BabyLamms)
[That's why everyone loves you, BabyLamms :o)]
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RUN, FORREST, RUN (AIias AKA)
[I'm the only one who can't stand Tom Hanks, aren't I? I mean, someone has to be the one. But, do you know what it is like to feel so alone?]
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Trick or Treat (AIias AKA)
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I'm not feeling particularly random this week. (PaulCrash)
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Where do you live? Oops... I thought this was my instant message box. Sorry. (SIM Being)
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My ideas are creative, inovative, new, and.. oops I dropped my cottage cheese. (SIM Being)
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For safe use of this bed all slats must be attached to bed rails with screws provided. (SIM Being)
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The tag on my pillow says: This tag is only to be removed by the consumer. Who eats pillows? (SIM Being)
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aaahhhhh!!! RUN! RUN! Lisa Frank is coming!!! (SIM Being)
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Alanis is under Madonna's Record Label. Whatever! (SIM Being)
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Is there any limit to how many of these things you can send in? (SIM Being)
[Looks like the answer to that would be no. There also is no limit to how moronic the entries can be. No, that's not true. If some entry was truly moronic I'd cut it out and say that I just didn't get it.]
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I have an AOL 2.5 disk. Can I trade it in for 750 tokens? (SIM Being)
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!@#$%^&*()
hat is the numbers 1234567890 with the shift key held down. (SIM Being)
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i just won my first 8 tokens. thank you for being so gentle. i'm afraid of bugs. (KC4EvrNEvr)
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My friend lied to me. Gullable IS in the dictionary. I looked it up myself. It means easily believes things. (SIM Being)
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You know what, Ms Darkfont, i'm a getting a little P.O.ed.....i sent 43 entries only 1 was printed, and it was not even the funny one. (Tocadisco)
[Well, they don't have to be funny to win...you know that. As far as the 43:1 ratio, just think what would happen if you bet five dollars to place? Toca, I looked back at all the entries I received, those other 42 obviously have disappeared into some black hole. And, I'm sure yours are not the only one. Anything I receive, except the ones cut off in the last couple days, are printed. I'm not holding back on you.]
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I have a piece of blue paper with a coffee stain on it. (SIM Being)
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the beauty of my entries is that even when they are cut off, they are (Tocadisco)
[That's it get back on that horse. Ride and
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My Tic-Tac is tocking. Ok so maybe it isn't going to work the second time but I got 7 tokens before. (SIM Being)
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I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 1.56793472392. (Tocadisco)
[You want me to guess pi, don't you? I'm not going to do it.]
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If i told you i was Steve Case, would you believe me? (Tocadisco)
[No, because if you were Steve Case I don't think you'd be advertising the fact in a place full of hecklers.]
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I'm feeling left out. Doesn't anyone love me anymore? What happened to all my entries?? ::sob:: (Kenderyn)
[Everyone is very good at making me feel sorry...I can't go on, I'm so depressed.]
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Where should i shave? (Docmoron)
[Don't ask me, I don't know anything. I'm good for nothing....wait a minute! Why don't I just punch myself in the face and we'll call it even. *Thump* I think I'm unconscious.]
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Thou Horatio, tis not the butterfly that soaketh your feet in blue shadows over a crescent star? Then one can sayeth that thy proposition is a mockery of the uptmost tulmutous deeds... (Tocadisco)
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El Chupacabra! ...how odd, i've seen/ heard this word twice in the past two days from two different sources and never before now...a message, i must ask myself? Will I, too, soon turn into a grey-headed eater of human faces? (ScorpioAsh)
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Why the hell do people smile in tampon commercials? (ScorpioAsh)
[Because they have that summer fresh feeling.]
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Shhh...don't tell him but the Mr BoldLetter guy is really spiffy. He tried to do this thing once, which was actually cool. Bet you didn't know that. (Zeroloo)
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I had this guy hypnotize me to punch myself in the leg whenever I hear a busy signal...for the last month I haven't been able to walk very much. =< (Zeroloo)
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I am Krazy and I want to kill. (Krazyk242)
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Beware, I am contagious. (Krazyk242)
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I think I feel like telling a story. OK, there was this one time I was walking along a path and stepped on an ant, crippling it for life. I was really sad. I tried to pick it up so I could take it home and love and care for it but instead I killed it.
(May or may not be a true story) (JH Probe)
[All insect names have been changed to protect the participants or nonparticipants.]
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do you just post everything? (HunnaGuy)
[I'm going to answer this one more time and no more, I don't want to sound like a broken record, which would sound really bad especially if you only have a CD or tape player.
I posted everything that I received. I always have, well for the week I've done this. And I always will, well for the next 2 weeks at least.]
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AA is this alphabetized? (HunnaGuy)
[If they come to me alphabetized, I will post them alphabetized. Frankly I just think that was a miracle sign from God like the Mother Theresa in the cinnamon bun. I won't be alphabetizing any entries myself, because I never learned the alphabet. I am working on learning the alphabet using Kraft Macaroni and Cheese shapes, though. It may be a while, however, because I just discovered I've been trying to learn using the number shapes.]
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AA how can you tell if a blond ha been working on your computer? Theres white out all over the screen! (HunnaGuy)
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are you ever going to post mine?!!! (HunnaGuy)
[I post everyone's except yours.]
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your mamas so fat, she has to use a boomerang to get her belt on! (HunnaGuy) (HunnaGuy)
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your mama's so stupid, she pee's into a fan to take a shower!!!! (HunnaGuy) (HunnaGuy)
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I like the new format! (Vraith)
[Just for that, I changed it back!]
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now if we can just get the ndue format in place, great. Randomly mixed up letter.s & unctupation? (Vraith)
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Speaking of mad cows, i heard Rush Limbaugh will have a new book out. (Tocadisco)
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"No soap, radio." How many times have you guys heard that? (PetePuma 4)
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If I'm the 1000th you've heard that, do I get some tokens? (PetePuma 4)
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If it's the FIRST time you've heard that, do I get some tokens? (PetePuma 4)
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If niether is the case, will you send me some tokens anyway? (PetePuma 4)
[Let me telephone you and we can discuss it.]
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phone....brb (PetePuma 4)
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An Ode to Bold Letter Guy:
Bold Letter Guy thinks that he is witty and wise
When actually he is the subject of much despise
'Cause you see, the reader of this poem
All of us just wish that he would go home
And although he thinks that he is awfully tough
Inside his crusty exterior is a whole lot of fluff
For none of his coments are greatly enjoyed
Because really he is a girly man named Floyd
He hides behind the pseudonym Bold Letter Guy
We all think he should crawl under a rock and die
So when some chest-hairs, and then I get some more
It shall be with Bold Letter Guy that I shall mop mop the floor!
(Nyello)
[Very nice. But it doesn't hold up, because I don't think I'm witty or wise. In fact, I know that I am painfully unfunny and hardly tolerable.]
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I will enter this entry 10 more times. (Tocadisco)
[Good, then you are guaranteed it will show up atleast once, well practically guaranteed, or maybe not guaranteed at all, oh forget it, I'm not making any promises.]
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Nevermind, i lost track all ready, sorry to dissappoint y'all (Tocadisco)
[Good, because I couldn't guarantee anything.]
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My friend is dyslexic. I was making fun of him when i picked up a sugar packet and said "Hey look! Its ragus!" (Forty9erss)
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Maybe I'll change my name to AAforty9erss, so I can be on the list with that one guy who typed all that crap I had to scroll by to see the descent entries. Wait, there WEREN't and DESCENT ENTRIES. (Forty9erss)
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Hey Big Boy, What's Your Sign? (PreztlGirl)
[Are you talking about Clinton? I think he's a Cancer.]
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Boy, it looks like I was on drugs the other day. The game isn't really random, my entries are all in alphabetical order. It looks like random drivel...oh...I see! It is Random Order! ::cackles madly:: (ChrisIzzo)
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1 This is an experiment (ChrisIzzo)
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2 from now on, I'm numbering my entries. (ChrisIzzo)
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3 Oh, Random Gal, I don't love you for your tokens, but for your beautiful bold lettered self. (ChrisIzzo)
[I don't think you'd be saying that if you hadn't received any tokens, but I take praise whenever I can. :o)]
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4 did I already do number four? (ChrisIzzo)
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5 now I'm confused. Anyway...When the moon hits your eye, like a big-a pizza pie, that's amore! (ChrisIzzo)
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6 ::singing:: Random Gal, you make my heart stall!
I saw you at the mall!
Random Gal, I think I love you. (ChrisIzzo)
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7 the last post was sung to the tune of Wild Thing. (ChrisIzzo)
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8 Random Gal, I wanna be your internet stalker, baby. (ChrisIzzo)
[Cool, I've always wanted one! Oh but please don't spend too much of your time stalking me, I'm not worth it. Side note--how'd your experiment turn out? Looks like the game is back to normal.....for now. Was this game ever normal?]
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i hope the streets randomly ice over tomorrow randomly cancelling school. (ScorpioAsh)
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Speaking of Random... (ScorpioAsh)
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I had a lot of entries that were "deleted" I guess that's randomness at it's best right? Bastards. Yea well, we'll see who's laughing when I file my LAWSUIT! (XxKhAoSxX)
[Hecklers is not where the money is at. Think bigger!]
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In the "calling all virgins" file, the names are in alphabetical order... that's not very random is it? (XxKhAoSxX)
[But yet today they aren't. So, whether they will be in alphabetical order, in order of how they were received, or not posted at all is all random. You need to look at the bigger picture; I keep telling you this.]
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It's even worse that I noticed that... (XxKhAoSxX)
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For a "Random" game you guys sure are structured... (XxKhAoSxX)
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I'm really on a RANDOM roll... or did I plan it? (XxKhAoSxX)
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Midget. (XxKhAoSxX)
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IS that random enough. Actually it isn't since I sat there and thought of something random to say. SO what do you call that? (XxKhAoSxX)
[That's still random in my mind. If you were to not think of something random, it still wouldn't be random--it'd be Steam-of-Consciousness like James Joyce and it would be incomprehensible...suck...un-understandable...end...closing bracket...food]
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I waited a very precisely calculated amount of time to post my messages more randomly. (XxKhAoSxX)
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Chewbacca was at my house once, I think he forgot his toothbrush (XxKhAoSxX)
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Uh, is this the random game? What do I do know? (Gator1075) (Gator1075)
[For all those playing at home know=now. I now because I do that switch often.]
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On the day I was born.......dunN DUnn DunN dunn dunn.....the winos gathered round........ and gazed in drunk wonder.....dun dund dun Dun duND.... at the gutt they had found........ the head wino spoke up.....said leave this be......he could tell right away.......dunn dunD dUnn duNn Dunn......that i was thirstyyyyyyy. I can make a brewery wince.......dunn dunn dunn dunn dunn.....and put a good kidney through hell.........ill make a sober woman puke .......Dunn dunD DunD dunn dunn....and a small liver swell.......I want to be yours Janet Reno.........yours and yours alone.....and if you dont like beer.....dunn dunn dunn dunnd dunn....we can always get stoned ............... Its easy to find me.....dun Dun duN DUNd dun......... from midnight till noon ......... face down in the gutter ....... dun dund dUNd dund dund..... outside The Saloon. (Beergutt) (Beergutt)
[That was beautiful! Man, when are you going to tour again?]
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"Objection, your honor." "On what grounds?" "Grounds? Uhmm, never mind." (MitchRK)
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"Three lines is too long for a story," said the author, who then died quietly. (MitchRK)
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Did you hear about the guy who did everything dumb? He talked dumb, he walked dumb, he even ran dumb. (MitchRK)
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If you click on this random entry it will take you to my web page. If it doesn't work, sue AOL. (MitchRK)
[....thinking: okay, how do I make this into a hyperlink...oh you said sue *AOL*. In that case, screw it.]