Looky, a whole new format, how many days will it last? We're taking bets now. The windows close at midnight. Please eyes on your own paper and use the fronts of the pages only.
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CLINTON
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LAW (Nhl12345)
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"these go to 11...that's one more than 12" (Michzawi)
[Well, why don't you make 9 loud and 10 one notch louder...But these go to 11. Okay, so I haven't seen the movie in a long time.]
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'If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it..." (Jupiter541)
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(lastly) I WONDER: why did I just typo the word actually? (Industrry)
[Industrry is going to be the first person to complain about today's posting. I just know it. Okay, think of it this way--you just bought a new book and you read the last page first.]
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-15 degrees -15 degrees -15 degrees FARENHEIT (ScorpioAsh)
[I beat you: -30, well with windchill.]
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4 tokens? You gave out only 4 tokens? (Spoonzilla)
[It's four more than you got isn't it?]
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;opfoi 0ro[=4ri-8b/' -sri5] Random ? or what? (TJMcIII)
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peek-a-boo! (ScorpioAsh)
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? (Krazyk242)
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A! (ScorpioAsh)
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AOL needs to be more reliable than a carrier pidgeon! (DavidWHall)
[And it would be nice if AOL was faster than one too.]
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At the tone the time will be 9:22....beeeeep. (ScorpioAsh)
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B or C? A or B? A or D? ZZZ for me! (Lennonita)
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B! (ScorpioAsh)
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BTW- Does anyone out there like Anne Rice? I have a crush on Lestat de Lioncourt. He can bite my neck any old day! (or night!) }:-)= I'm a vampire nut. I know more about vampires then some vampires know!!!! (JamiJR)
[Anne Rice thinks that Bill Clinton is a hunk. That might be a good think in some people's minds, but I am instead using it to show she has atleast one character flaw.]
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Baby in a blender, nuff said (Imme4Trade)
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Boycott AOL! We demand better service! Blah blah blah...nothing is perfect....deal with it. Gad... (CurlyAnnT)
[Some people, like me, are never happy. And if we are happy, then we are unhappy that we are happy. I thought I was going somewhere with this, but I guess not.]
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Breathtaking. What a funny adjective. Something is so wonderful (?) that it deprives you of breath. (ScorpioAsh)
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C! (ScorpioAsh)
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Can I have them? (Spoonzilla)
[Say please.]
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Can you SPANK a sea monkey? (from BnB) (ScorpioAsh)
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Can you tell me what 3M TA3 is? (Milk420)
[It would be Threem Tathree, wouldn't it?]
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Captain!!! Don't direct the ship into the sun causing us to plummet to our doom!!! If you want to do that, open the airlocks!!! (JH Probe)
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Chip Chap Fat Back Fart Bart Poop Smack! (Berical7)
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Crumpets. Heh heh. i said "crumpets...hehe. (ScorpioAsh)
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D! ....Ms.BL, did your alphabetical theory prove true? (ScorpioAsh)
[I forget what we were try to prove. But, I'm found your letter markers very funny; I need sleep. Now, either you left off with D!, or E!--I get that channel--through Z! have been lost.]
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DUH (Docmoron)
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Did I mention that I'm Elmo? I giggling as I type. (Spoonzilla)
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Did you know that people once believed if you found a cow paddy in a thorn bush you could take that cow paddy, spread it around your doors & windows & it would keep the vampires away. (JamiJR)
[You can also play street hockey with them. Many uses.]
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Displaying the entries in alphabetical order isn't very random. (Lennonita)
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Do midgets refer to other midgets as midgets? (XxKhAoSxX)
[No, I think they'd refer to them by their names.]
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Do we have to include our screen names with this? Cause if we do I'm the one who did all the vampire & the like enteries. I also did the one about me being a gigle machine. ~ JamiJR (JamiJR)
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Does a fart stink if no one is around to smell it? (BobaFettjj)
[If no one is around to smell it, then no one was around to fart...unless they ran away really quickly.]
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Does shoveling your driveway turn anyone else on? (Milk420)
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Don't ask me, I don't know anything. I lost on Jeopardy, remember? (Jupiter541)
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Don't mind me, I'm listening to "Weird Al" Yankovic. It always has a weird effect on me. (Jupiter541)
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Don't talk to strangers! (ScorpioAsh)
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Don't you remember that place? With those people? And that stuff? That one time? Come on, you HAVE to rememebr!! (Calvinbert)
[No, but I could lie and tell you that I remember.]
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For the love of God!! Give me 1!!! please. (Spoonzilla)
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GIVE ME A GAME (MAHAR201)
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Guess what? Voodoo apparantly work either...as in token-wise. But just wait til I make a VOODOO DOLL of Bold Letter....! (ScorpioAsh)
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Have you heard about MTV's newest gameshow? It's gonna be called "CYBERED OUT" (Stdyedy11)
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Hell my mother never pays any attention to me so I want to kill oj simpson cause all she does is watch that ******* show!!! (Airwalk706)
[That ******* show? About OJ Simpson? Are you talking about Charles Grodin's CNBC show or Geraldo Rivera's CNBC show? Are they different shows?]
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Hey... (XxKhAoSxX)
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Hi (Laurenne14)
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How about a redneck joke? You might be a redneck if you think call-waiting is standing in line at the only phonebooth in town. (AGirton)
[That's not a redneck; that's sad.]
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How come they haven't posted my tokens yet??? This is an outrage!!! I deserved tokens and I got them and now they won't give them to me??? I think this is a job for the Bald Letter Guy! (JH Probe)
[See, there really are no tokens. It was all a myth HO created to fool with people. Now you see the light.]
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How do you suck up to get tokens? (Milk420)
[I don't know if sucking up helps to get tokens...it might get your name in the margin...oh, I shouldn't have said that, I can't take much undeserved praise.]
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How long have people been making up slogans for the 3 Sopranos? (Kwakerjak)
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I WON! I WON! I WON! How come I don't feel happy then? Maybe it's because I'm lying here on the floor not able to get up. (JH Probe)
[To be able to type, you must have very long arms then.]
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I WONDER
what was the greatest thing BEFORE sliced bread? (Industrry)
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I WONDER : why is it called a tv "set" when you only get one? (Industrry)
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I WONDER: if anyone has ever gotten a crush on the bold letter person, and if so; was thier heart broken? (Industrry)
[I don't break anyone's heart; I just string everyone (everyone? ha!) along.]
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I WONDER: do they steralize needles for lethal injections? (Industrry)
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I WONDER: how did a fool and his money get together in teh first place? (Industrry)
[My guess is that the fool spilled McDonald's coffee on his lap and then sued because the coffee was "hot."]
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I WONDER: if I post enough entries, will some of them actuallt get delivered? :) (Industrry)
[ :o) That's a good question.]
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I admire SQUEEGY1... (JH Probe)
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I always wondered what tokens looked like. Can you give me some? (RbdWombat)
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I am clueless about what to write!-frgpuff (Frgpuff)
[So am I. I have no brain, what's your excuse?]
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I am not deliciously saucy. (Milk420)
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I am the Ever Mysterious Beret. Fear me, I said Fear ye of lowly stature! (Chuck6277)
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I am the King of SLINGO! (Milk420)
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I cant open this window (Raidersuk)
[I can't help you, I can't even open my eyes.]
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I eat chickens. (Dbl 0 sqrl)
[Sqrl? Squirrel? Squirrels eat chickens? Learn something new everyday I suppose. I wish I could learn something more useful though.]
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I feel gifted. I've had little trouble connecting to AOL. Rever me.
(ScorpioAsh)
[Where the hell do you live? I'm moving there now.]
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I feel like I'm trapped in a box. Wait a minute...I am trapped in a box!!! SOMEBODY GET ME OUT!!!!! (JH Probe)
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I feel like making totally stupid enteries to a contest. Unfortuantly, I don't know a Wheel Of Fortune online site so I'll just do it here. (JamiJR)
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I had to try 83 times I hope you know to get onto AOL just so I could play the Random Game... (JH Probe)
[Was it worth it? Don't answer that.]
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I haf a col. My nofe if aw stufft up. (ScorpioAsh)
[So are my ears so I didn't understand a word you said.]
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I have met John Kennedy, I knew John Kennedy, and you sir, are no John Kennedy (Industrry)
[Wow. You must be old! ;o) ]
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I have no I idea what I'm doing. I'm typing a bunch of crap on a page for no particular reason. Other than it's 12:00 at night and I have nothing better to do. On that fact alone, you must love me. (MoonNymphs)
[You don't even have to type a bunch of crap to impress me, I love you anyway. There is a lot of love in this game. I think there needs to be more hate. What do ya say?!]
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I have seen your profiles, I have read your profiles, and you sir, had no profile. (Industrry)
[Wow. You must be bored.]
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I have the flu. I've had it for over 2 weeks now. I'm getting worse. I can't sleep at night. I can't think straight. Who am I talking to? ~ JamiJR (JamiJR)
[You've had a flu for two weeks? Not very productive. You could have had fourteen 24-hour flues in that time!]
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I have this odd addiction: i LOVE throwing chinchilas up in the air (Pacolie)
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I just did 9 loads of laundry. NINE. count 'em
9!!! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9! and now I don't know what to wear. (sigh) sometimes it just sucks to be female. (Industrry)
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I just love to play this game...I don't feel like a big loser anymore (Rmrg17)
[I think you are the only one who feels that way.]
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I like to eat green grapes on the weeken and purple ones on tuesday, otherwise, I stick to cabbage! (Sul Diggie)
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I lost on Jeopardy...baby....yeah I lost on Jeopardy...oh yeah... (Jupiter541)
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I need peanut butter. (Laurenne14)
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I saw nothing unusual in the teachers lounge. (Milk420)
[That's our story, let's all keep to it.]
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I shoveled my sidewalk today....err...uh...can I go now? (Galaxy459)
[You did in front of the wrong house. I have no sidewalks in front of mine.]
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I suppose your reading this right now...Well let me tell you something! Your done reading it! (JH Probe)
[Thanks for telling me, otherwise I would have just kept reading it.]
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I swear to god, ScorpioAsh talks WAY too much. (Docmoron)
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I think I'm hooked on Polkas! (Jupiter541)
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I told you! I told you! I am gonna' win becuase I got ANOTHER letter from Ed McMahon saying I MAY ALREADY BE A WINNER! (Industrry)
[Will you still talk to me when you win? You won't be too big for us all when you have 11 million dollars, will you?]
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I want a new duck...my other one was assimilated..... (Jupiter541)
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I was reading some of the enteries to the Random Game & my mom came in & called me a giggle machine. Teehee! (JamiJR)
[As seen on TV.]
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I will not retransmit without the expressed permission of the NFL. (Milk420)
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I'm a unicorn. (MagicClams)
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I'm hungry. I feel this growling in my stomach. These really sharp pains. I'm hungry. I starting to lose strength. I feel dizzy. I'm hungry. I think I better go to sleep. (JH Probe)
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I'm schizophrenic....and so am I. (HammondChz)
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I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White...and I don't have enough money to buy a vowel!!! (Jupiter541)
[You're stuck in a closet with Vanna White and you are still typing on a computer?]
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I've noticed that the winter is making my skin dry. (ScorpioAsh)
[I've noticed that the winter makes me cold.]
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If at first you don't succeed, try something easier. (Calvinbert)
[. . .no, pay someone else to do it for you.]
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If you think having sex with a 14-yr-old makes you a man, you obviously don't know the meaing of the word. (ScorpioAsh)
[I'm not touching this one...and I'm not touching 14 year olds either, no matter what pictures you may or may not have.]
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If you've never worn those little kiddy ponytail holders with balls on them, you probably don't know how. You probably do it wrong. But I hold the power. (ScorpioAsh)
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If your Random software is randomly screwing up or spurts of random genius, why'd don't you randomly replace it? (ScorpioAsh)
[I would. But I do not control the software, it controls me.]
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In my '95-'96 school yearbook, in the important events section, it noted the marriage of Michael Jackson Scandal to Lisa Marie Presley.. I don't get it.. who is Michael Jackson Scandal? Hmm? (Conade)
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Is all this random or just plain stupid and a huge waste of time? (Jupiter541)
[What's the difference?]
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Is milk still good 20 years after the expiration date? Maybe I should have taken my cereal dry. (Krazyk242)
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Is this the place where I sell my body for tokens?? (X1FALCON) (X1FALCON)
[No, that's the subway.]
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It's a crime to walk across the street on your hands in Connecticut. (Milk420)
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It's the summer of love baby! Umm..oops...it's winter isn't it? Well, the snow on the ground would umply such. Or else that's just saying it's REALLY the summer of love.... (ScorpioAsh)
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It's very very dark. Very dark is it. (Milk420)
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January 16, 1997. 8:37 PM. Do you care? (Probably not) (Jupiter541)
[Don't put words in my mouth. Who says I don't care? Actually, I did.]
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Janvier, Fevrier, Marche, Avril, Mai, Juin, Juillet, Aout, Septembre, Octobre, Novembre, Decembre (ScorpioAsh)
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Just listen to what you're saying..."The monkeys have taken over", "Calling all virgins", "It's best not to wonder too much"...HELLO? yeah. and stuff. Did I have a point? (ScorpioAsh)
[You said it, what was I thinking!]
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KIMHEAD18: I don't understand people who say "BOO" to scare other people, why don't they just say" X-president Bush naked!!!"?? (KIMHEAD18)
[Scarier yet, get one of those prosthetic George Bush masks and impersonate the ex-prez naked.]