Kill, kill, hate, hate, murder, murder, mutillate...Let's go Falcons, yeah! (ScorpioAsh)
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MY dog Maggie is barking. (Maybe I shouldn't have included her name- there are some pretty sick people out here...) (ScorpioAsh)
[MY dog is dead. That's okay it's been 7 years, I should be over it by now.]
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Ms.Bold-Letter-type person....do you realize that YOU, sole YOU, are depriving me of a Monty Python CD-ROM? This could scar me for years after my current scars heal. (ScorpioAsh)
[Well, I'm not even eligible for one, so if *I* can't have one why should you? Oh yeah, you have to put up with me, don't you? Then again, I have to put up with you, too.]
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Mutantyoda has the best quote. Only because its MY favorite poem. (Industrry)
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My cat is possesed. (ScorpioAsh)
[I have a feeling that being possessed is a trait among most cats.]
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My immune system is depressed. (ScorpioAsh)
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My nose is sensitive from tissues. :( (ScorpioAsh)
[Jeez, Jami is sick too. I just know I am next.]
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My wisp isth gone (ScorpioAsh)
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Never eat anything larger than your head. (Calvinbert)
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Never eat anything larger than your head. (Calvinbert)
[Were these supposed to go along with your Deja Vu entries?]
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Never look crazy people in the eye. (Krazyk242)
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Next time you're in a room called "Raping the Squirrels" or something, watch out for me, for I am the Unicorn of Justice. And I will ruin your fun. (MagicClams)
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Obsession is bad for your health. (ScorpioAsh)
[Moderation within reason.]
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Oh, my sweet Wesley! What have I done? (ScorpioAsh)
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Oh-oh yuo paralyze my mind, and for that you suck. (the Murmurs) (ScorpioAsh)
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Okay... I'll settle for 3. (Spoonzilla)
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People once thought if a pregnant woman saw a vampire her child would be a werewolf. (Can you tell I have no life?) (JamiJR)
[I wouldn't say that. With your extensive knowledge you would be considered an expert. And, if vampires come up in the remainder of the OJ Simpson case, you may just have a job!]
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Pleasure (ScorpioAsh)
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REJECTION SLIP: We're sorry, but your submission does not fit our current nerds at the time. Thank you. (Conade)
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SO WRONG! (Raini01)
[Only reinforce the positives.]
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SQUEEGY1 just proved that sucking up works. (Lennonita)
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Saltwater.... (RAZERTUNG1)
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Save a cow. Eat chicken. (Krazyk242)
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ScorpioAsh is anoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Docmoron)
[I'm sure Scorpio thinks the same thing of you. Oh, there I go putting words in other people's mouths.]
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So what? My mommy thinks I'm beautiful~ (SuperBon00)
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Sometimes I like to go into the "sick fantasy" chat rooms and tell people "I am shoving my unicorn horn up your ass." (MagicClams)
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THE REVENGE OF THE BROOKAAH! (Krazyk242)
[It's Tom Brokow, run for your life!]
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THERE ARE NO DUMBELLS JUST MY BALLS (Gimp202)
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That again (ScorpioAsh)
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The Maryland Lottery...It Could Be You (ScorpioAsh)
[Hey, ya never know. Oh wait, you can't say that in NY anymore, it promotes something that the governor's office didn't like. I'm not sure what. But, I think he was jealous because he never won.]
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The voices in my head told me to come talk to you... (ScorpioAsh)
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Then when they say that that is disgusting, I tell them, "No it's not. It feels good, because it's twisty. :) " (MagicClams)
[When things are alphabetized, it seems like many conversations are going on at once. Kinda like in my mind, or Scorpio's mind.]
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Then! I tried to come here, the only place i feel loved and welcomed (seeing as yesterday I was on the main board-thingy) and it told me other people shared my interest here so to go the hell away/ (ScorpioAsh)
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They make garbage cans out of tin now. (LOGDIAM)
[Mine are made out of breakable plastic. I just recently had to put two to sleep.]
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Think that if i new how in the hell to hack computer systems, I could make my way into the HO token section? (ScorpioAsh)
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This game is so great because whatever I say is random and if this is randomly drawn than I am Cornholio because thats a random response Huh Huh so like be random and stuff because random is cool (Softspk107)
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This sucks. Me and Beavis want some tokens to buy stuff. Huh Huh Huh Huh. Yeah!
I am cornholio give me some tokens for my bungho
He He He Ho Ho HO Huh HuH YEAH YEAH! (Softspk107)
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Today, i consider myself tHe luckIeSt man on the face of the earth. if i waS a jookie harmonica, i woUld have something better to do right now. of Course, you Know...yeah...S. (TODnCOPPER)
[You need the echo, echo.]
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Tonitght the temperatures are supposed to get down to -15 degrees. Farenheit. Ouch. (ScorpioAsh)
[Just imagine if it was Celsius!]
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Tromebones making butter? My feet are feeling sorry for what they did to that soccer ball. Cats hock hairballs at midnight. My Damage suffered Computer. Well, my tombones are done. Botta Moe! (Namco9)
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Ummm BEER--Homer Simpson (Ajax9415)
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WARNING: All rights reserved. If you didn't make a reservation, you have no rights. I don't see your name on the list. Go away. Now. Before I call the proper authorities. (Jupiter541)
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WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 99 IF YOU FIRST EAT THREE BANANAS, THEN USE THE BATHROOM, BUT DECIDE YOU LIVE IN PA INSTEAD OF AFRICA AND THE TIME IS 1:00. AND YOU THEN DECIDE YOU WOULD LIKE A GLASS OF MUSTARD ON IT? (Acti4)
[Well, let's see. The square root of 9 is 3 and the square root of 9 is 3. And 3 plus 3 is 6. So, I'd have to say 9. And what was the second question? I think that one is 9 too.]
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WOW! I actually got something for my hardships! (JH Probe)
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Walk like a penguin (Calvinbert)
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Wanna know something Sick? There's a *keyword* that goes to Steve Case! keyword: SteveCase !!!!!!yikes yikes... (ScorpioAsh)
[And do we have to watch whatever he is doing at the moment? C/Net has that. But, I can't use it on my AOL browser, which you should have guessed.]
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Was i the sole sad pathetic person that the system claimed to be out of order to? I think it diesn't like me... (ScorpioAsh)
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We can't be silent cause they might be giants and what are we gonna do unless they are? (KdsInThHal)
[At least they aren't Jets.]
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What does burnt sugar sound like? (Lennonita)
[It sounds like Alkaseltzer.]
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What is a cup of hot cocoa without marshmallow? (ScorpioAsh)
[Caffe sans mellow?]
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When i go to Central Park, i kiss everyone that i see, occasionally i kiss them twice. (Tocadisco)
[That'd make a nice song.]
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When loud cars circle my block i become fearful. Especially since there are only two houses on my little block and the opther is a family with toddlers. Especialy when the cars are driven by ruffians. (ScorpioAsh)
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When people say, "Jesus H. Christ", what does the H stand for? (ScorpioAsh)
[Henrietta.]
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Whenever i pet my cat, he bites me. One sadistic little bastard, huh? (ScorpioAsh)
[I think you and I have the same cat. Mine also has a nickname similar to "one sadistic little bastard", however mine is TOSable.]
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Why am I on the computer? I havea life, don't I? Well? DON'T I?!?!? (ScorpioAsh)
[There comes a time when we must all answer that question for ourselves. In the meantime just say it's the dewpoint's fault.]
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Why does the arms of cloth covered furniture always taste salty? (Freindogre)
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Why is abbreviation such a long word? (RAZERTUNG1)
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Why is this bird trying to bite off my head? Shoo! Shoo! NO! That doesn't mean to start biting my shoe! Ouch! Hey stop that! (JH Probe)
[It must think you are a worm.]
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Would you like to feed my bird? Uhhh....let me go get him out of the fish tank. (Kim1979)
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Wow! I just found a pencil sharpener! (ScorpioAsh)
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YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. DELETING THIS MESSAGE IS FUTILE. NOT GIVING US TOKENS IS FUTILE. IGNORING THE BORG IS FUTILE. (Jupiter541)
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YOda USes Unusually kooky looking ChicKens. (TODnCOPPER)
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Yesterday I counted 521 colonies of bacteria in the petri dish labeled +LB/AMP. (ScorpioAsh)
[You know, sometimes words aren't enough to express my true feelings in your moment of accomplishment. Where is the Hallmark cards section?]
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Yoda! (Jupiter541)
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You can say that again (ScorpioAsh)
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You know how most people twirl pencils??? Well to tell you the truth I twirl pens! Sounds fun...Right? (JH Probe)
[Twirl pencils? No idea.]
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You know what sucks? Wanting to play Digital Grafftii but not being able to cause this week's pic is a GIF & my programs only work with BMPs & JPGs. Anyhow, no reason for that. Just a random complaint sent to scare you a bit. ~ JamiJR (JamiJR)
[It takes more than that to scare the Random world, I think. Now, if you can only work with bitmaps and jpegs and the gif *did* work, that would be scary.]
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You know why we break bottles of champane against new ships? It's because we use to take a baby boy and smash his head against the ship to make a human blood-sacrifice to the sea gods. (JamiJR)
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You probably couldn't print those, even if you were inclined to, but I gotta say, I laughed really hard when I was typing those...and isn't that what's really important? (MagicClams)
[It worth something for sure, but I don't know if it's worth tokens...]
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Zowie! (Krazyk242)
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a bear and a marshmallow were running through the forest. the bear tripped over a log and said "oops, i forgot the radio".. (QUICKCHIC)
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alphabetizing is SO wrong. (Raini01)
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beer-------> \-/ Das ist gut. Ja? (Krazyk242)
[Looks more like a shot glass, not that I would know of course.]
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boy...it's dark (JH Probe)
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do it again...give me liscense to spew some garbled mess from the tips of my fingers directly to your brain. (TODnCOPPER)
[You have permission, if it will be printed is another question. Actually, that isn't a question.]
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does anybody know what happened to HOmark cards? (Industrry)
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everybody eats when they come to my house. its a party, Marty.. you get the cherry, Jerry! Pasta vazoola for Lula 'cus everybody eats when they come to MY house! (Industrry)
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happy birthday (JenniG914)
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heT admRon mGae
Teh maoRnd eGma
The amdnRo maeG
ehT noRdam Gaem
heT Rodamn aGme
Teh Rodman maGe*
The domaRn Gema
heT moandR aeGm
*( i like the Rodman game.....) (Jupiter541)
[*It can be dangerous to your well-being though, so don't buy the packs that have warnings.]
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hey man (MBeardm366)
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hi (Perenglish)
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hugs [] kisses :* and other things :O % (Wolfenhnd)
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hy-way-id-day e-thay icken-chay oss-cray e-thay oad-ray? o-tay et-gay o-tay e-thay other-hay ide-say! (ScorpioAsh)
[I was never able to understand Eddie Murphy's BuckWheat.]
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i guess i wouldn't really call this "playing" the random game. (TODnCOPPER)
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i want to cyber bad (Coolkat298)
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it's come to my attention, if i really have any span to speak of, that my jeans are not accurately reflecting my buns of steel workout.. (QUICKCHIC)
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la la la...playing the random game... (TODnCOPPER)
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lions and tigers and bears, oh my! (CBLAK)
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meow (ScorpioAsh)
[Is it me or does this game make more sense messed up than when working properly?]
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navel. hehe (ScorpioAsh)
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o-Day ou-yay eak-spay ig-pay atin-lay? (ScorpioAsh)
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oh, yeah...and may the bluebird of happiness poop on your birthday cake. (TODnCOPPER)
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ok, i'm gonna sign off for the night. may the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your crotch. (TODnCOPPER)
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oops i used the enter key (LAUDENMD)
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pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me
pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me
for the love of god just pick me, Crakerz123! (Crakerz123)
[For the kamikaze mission? Sure.]
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the definition of random:everything that is limited by absolutely nothing and excerpts from things that are, Applied in a way that has nothing to do with the chosen subject. (HSteff1605)
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there was a subliminal message in that last one. put all the capital letters together. (TODnCOPPER)
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this isn't even a real game. it's more of a contest of stupidity. (TODnCOPPER)
[Which is why you won last time?]
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un deux trois cinq six sept huit neuf dix onze douze treize quatorze quinze seize dix-sept dix-huit dix-neuf vingt (ScorpioAsh)
[Okay, now countdown.]
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warning! this message will self destruct (DiamondsJ2)
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what does that have to do with the price of the milk? (Kim1979)
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what kind of message do you think you're sending today's youth (like me) when you post all of their incoherent thoughts on the equivalent of a world-wide bulletin board?? (TODnCOPPER)
[Hopefully one that this world is messed up, and that the youth are doomed. Wow, a political statement there.]
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what the hell is this???? (KIMHEAD18)
[I haven't figured out yet, either.]
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where does the white go when snow melts? (Kcmiked)
[Snow isn't white, it's transparent. You just have white holes poked into your eyes.]
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why did dairy quine get pregnent ?
buger king forgot to rap his wopper. (TFLICKIN)
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why is a raven like a writing desk? (StarBlue1)
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wilbur (LemonJimm)
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yeah...right... (JH Probe)
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you have your head up your ass? (Rmrg17)
[You have to ask?]