Remember how I said that entries would start mutating and/or I was holding out and one day you'd have 10 new files to read? No, you probably don't remember, because you probably weren't listening to me. Well, this isn't 10 files, but it's a lot of entries for one day anyway. You've all been busy. Isn't there something else you should be doing?
And I would just like to take this opportunity to say that I'm cold. Thank you.
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(Think if I do this enough I'll actually get tokens? Maybe if I annoy the poor host of this game enough I'll get tokens just so I'll go away for a day!) If you ever want some really good insults, read Shakespheare. There's tons of insults in there, along with cursing & sexual references. I want a book I saw once that had nothign but insults from Shakespeare's plays. BTW- Shakespheare was a pervert. (JamiJR)
[You have a lot to say in this entry. You could have broken them up into three entries; it would have been more annoying. But, that's okay. BTW-thank you for not talking in the Queen's English. I probably would have thought your were breaking TOS.]
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AAAUUUGGG!!!! All I want is 1 token. Just one!! Just so I can have my name on that list!!!! But nooooooo, can't have that. Can't even give me 1 token. Fine. I didn't want any of your stinky little Hecklers coins ANYWAY!!!!!! Hmph. All those tries to sign on just to find out I didn't win. (Calvinbert)
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Apparently the Dallas Cowboys have landed a major deal with Rupert Murdoch's Fox Network that will be worth an additional 10 million in revenues for the 1997 season. Twentieth Century Fox Videos will be issuing new "Cowboys on COPS" later this year. Blockbuster CEO Wayne Huezenga, owner of the Miami Dolphins, plans to boycott the sale of videos and retaliate by giving Coach Jimmy Johnson back to Fox or Dallas, whichever will take him. (Chuck6277)
[There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done.]
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eat the table, the chairs, the napkins, who cares! becuase everybody eats when they come to my house! ill give you good food that fills ya.... you'll have to eat if it kills ya! perhaps a bagel, nagle? some balonga for tony! EVERYBODY eats when they come to my house! (Industrry)
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From my friend Carol: Life is like a really long Math test. At first the problems are easy, to prepare you for the ones that are in part B of the test. When you come to part B they get harder to prepare for part C. Then comes the big word problems. But, if you remember how you solved the problems in parts A,B,and C, you will get through the word problems. If you cheat, then you will pass-but you didn't learn any thing. If you just give up (suicide)-then you will have failed the test. In reflection-just put down any answer and get the stupid test over so you can go to lunch!!!!! From: The Ultimate KIMHEAD18 Have a nice day you beautiful people!!!!!!!!!!! (KIMHEAD18)
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Has your Buddy List ever lied to you? Sometimes mine does. It tries to control my buddies. Sometimes it lies to me and tells me they're not on when they are. Like, someone im's me, and i say HEy, you're not on! YM buddy list says so...then i think...Maybe they're not my true buddy? (ScorpioAsh)
[No, you know what that means? It means that your so called "Buddies" feel you may be spying on them or using your Buddy List for uses other than those intended for, so they block you. Of course they will deny it and say that the Buddy Lists must not be working...]
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I have a song for you. Just imagine the tune. "Bacon, bacon, bacon. I eat it all the time. Bacon, bacon, bacon. They make it out of swine. Bacon, bacon, bacon. It is so good to eat. Oh, bacon, bacon, bacon, it used to have four feet." (Dbl 0 sqrl)
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I like monkeys. One time I was walking in a pet shop and I saw a sign monkeys on sale, 50 cents a monkey. I couldn't resist so I bought 200 of them. I took them home and let them loose to frolic around the house. When I woke up the next morning, they were all dead. Damn cheap monkeys!!! I left them alone, maybe the would wake up. A few days later, they started to stink and decay. I tried freezing them but I could only fit two in at a time, so I had to switch monkeys every 30 seconds. When that didn't work, I tried throwing them out, but the sanitation department has a law against throwing away dead primates. Finally, I decided to leave them in my house. I guess I can live with the smell. I like monkeys (Juice1000)
[In that case it must be very helpful that you like monkeys.]
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Let me entertain you, let me make you smile, Let me do a few tricks, some old and then some new tricks, i'm very versatile. And if you're real good, I'll make you feel good, I'll let your spirits climb...Let me entertain you, and we'll have a real good time... (ScorpioAsh)
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OK I feel good now. Last week I won. 8 Tokens!! Hey Ate Tokens!!! I Ate Tokens..URRP!! Um, should I have indigestion? Tell me please, so that I have a better reason to throw up than just reading all these stupid submissions(including my own). (Rode Hard)
[Quit while you're ahead ;o) ]
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Okay, I'll end the madness...I'm leaving. I know, I know, you're heartbroken. Try to cope....I know you'll get through it. But I must leave, the call of life is waiting for me...I must answer it....goodbye, good luck, may you live long and prosper...ACK! I quoted Spock!!!
(Jupiter shrivels up and dies from quoting Spock..her freinds mourn her, while the "people" at the Rodman(ha ha) Game laugh their heads off. Hmph.) (Jupiter541)
[Here I sit broken-hearted...oh no I don't!]
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Okay, new person that reads these...I forget your name at the moment...but I know you're female..anyway, why not change the directions about not pressing enter. Everyone has done it already, and no one's house has exploded, no one has died, no horrible diseases has been created, and we haven't been flung into space because of it or anything. Obviously the Online Host is going to keep his head (or her head for the matter) permanently in his/her ass until someone attempts to put their foot there to replace it. So, why not change the directions?!?!?!? Everyone knows them, everyone's copied them, we get the point. Get some new ones!!!!
Thank you, I'm done...for now. And for good measure...
(The Enter/Return key does nothing terrible.....so get new directions..) (Jupiter541)
[But you have noticed that since everyone has pressed the enter key entries have become alphabetized, and then not alphabetized, cut off, or lost altogether, haven't you?]
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Since you've enjoyed the Argentina references(or not) I'll sing EVITA for you.
What's that? You desert the girl you love?
The girl I love? What are you talking about?
She really brightened up your out of town engagement.
She gave you all she had. She wasn't in your contract.
You must be quite releaved that no one's told the papers..so far!
I wanna be a part of vie e Buenos Aires...Big Apple
What I have done..what I did..If I hadn't thought, if I hadn't know, we would stay together. (MissScully)
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So AOL has been plugging itself on tv, using the Jetson theme song...what's that all about? Am i supposed to feel like I'm a cartoon from the future when i use AOL? I'll say this Mr. Case, i gots no boy named Elroy and no Spacely Sprocket controls MY destiny. (Tocadisco)
[Well the people in the commercial seem to think so. Then again, these are probably the people that have been tying up the lines. In fact, I have a theory. Did anyone read Steve Case's note on the "Traffic" problem? I actually did! Well, most of it. He says he understands our frustrations (at least he didn't say "I feel your pain.") and goes on to say that "we" (him obviously, and I guess the other CEOs?) try many lines to test traffic and to see the traffic first hand. Maybe, just maybe, there is no real overload, maybe Steve and his buddies are tying up the lines by "testing" them? Okay, my theory isn't well thought out. But, feel free to improve on it and pass it off as your own idea, because I feel it has some merit.]
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Some bread for Fred, and some tea for lee... I am a slave in the kitchen, making all of your favorite dishes. eat, eat eat, eat.. fullfill all your wishes! perhaps a knish, mr. fish? or a
Roll for noel. b/c everybody eats when they come to MY house. (Industrry)
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t is for tough, as in to get
o is for only, only 400 and i'm set
k is for keen, what i think of Ms. Bold
e is for evil....NOT what i think, you're GOLD
N is for never, when i'll finally suceed
I'll die unhappy, cause tokens are what i need (ScorpioAsh)
[If I were eligible for tokens I wouldn't want any, because it would take me, just let's say a long time to get the minimum for a prize. But when I have that amount I wouldn't want to cash them in because then the tokens would be all gone. I do this with instant scratch-lottos as well. Once you scratch it off, you are done. You can't play it anymore, so I get them and leave them unused.]
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This guy was really down on his luck and he needed some money so one night he was breaking into thes really nice house. He went up into another room and suddenly heard this odd voice saying "I can see you and so can Jesus!" The guy was kinda freaked out he started to leave but then he decided, oh what the heck! So he continued with his work. Then he heard it again! "I can see you and so can Jesus!" Finally he falshed his flashlight around the room and saw a parrot in the corner. So he was like "Oh gee, real scary!" Then suddenly he flashed his flashlight on a huge doberman in the corner and heard the parrot say "Sick em Jesus!" (TeenySBM)
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triple damn. here I was waxing philosophical- getting all sorts of exisential- and my entries just up and disappear into cyber space- must have been an act of God. Or maybe aoHELL just bites it. yeah, thats it- aoHell just #*!!@#!!
(Industrry)
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[Alright, that's random.]
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Well, since I randomly screwed up my keyword and stumble upon this random excuse for a random area, I guess I should respond accordingly. A great man, Bill Vaughan, once said, "a true patriot is the man who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works." On that note,
I leave it to you to give me some tokens. (Chuckles66)
[Speaking of a system that works--did you hear about that cop who gave himself a ticket because he illegally parked? Speaking of system that doesn't work...oh go ahead, anticipate what I was going to say. You know you want to.]
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Why is it that TOS says we can't say the "F" word on AOL, if we're caught saying it in a chat room more than once we get logged off...but when we email Steve Case and say it 20 times, and tell him to shove his online service you-know-where, we get back a polite and almost informative letter..."Thank you for your input...we respect everyone's opinion here at AOL...." Argh! some people!! (EvilClaws)
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Yesterday I was happy. Today, heartbroken...finally the new bold letter writing person proved she loved me and put my name..MY NAME!!!..on the main Random Game board.... and today....it's been Replaced..by someone whose name is an appliance that scrapes ice from car windows...oh how low am I? (ScorpioAsh)
[It could be worse. You could be on a street corner with that appliance trying to make a living using it.]
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If one hand clapping sounds like a cat in heat, does the car need gas? I replaced the fuel pump in my car because I wasn't getting gas to my injectors, when I dropped the tank I found I was out of gas. I played chicken with a oak tree once, I lost. I choked my friend into unconsciousness once, he doesn't like me now. I pulled into a garage with a flat tire and the attendant said "Got a flat" and i said "No I was driving along and the other three just swelled up". I went to a body repair shop and the guy looked at my car and said, "looks like you hit something big", I punched him in the face and said, "Does it feel like it too". I used a hoist too pick up a crate, and as I moved it my pants fell down and the guy next to me started to laugh, so I dropped the crate on him and I started to laugh. A buddy of mine robbed himself then called the cops. Some guy at work isn't too brite, he tried to kill himself by shooting his reflection in the mirror. My mom bought one of those smart cars that talk to you, she got sick of it's comments so she took out the chip, now it's retarded. My friends upset cause he got hit by a car, i said hey it's your fault for standing under the crane. (Nideon)
[Does anyone else see a pattern of unnecessary violence in Nideon's sentences? I think it might be time to pull out the ol' ink blot test.]
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You know what I hate? Arguing with a friend onliine & having them not forgive even when you admit you're wrong. Dreaming about them being online, waking up & signing on just to see if you've got a message from them saying you're forgiven, finding they aren't on and there's no message, then going to HO and seeing that stupid mouth opening & closing on the main page. ~ JamiJR PS - Do I frighten you any yet? People say I can be quite scary when I'm being myself. (JamiJR)
[I think you are in your element, does that scare you?]
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wATER bISON rUNNING tHROUGH mY hEAD
Drinking Olympia Beer in my bed
So I'm all "Put the sock a way Mr. Hayes.
We all know that there is no such thing as
U.F.O.'s" Then, of course, Sasquatch comes running in and
steals the damn refridgerator. It had all my Corona's.
Where did the ostrich go? I think I'm gonna follow it.
Adios (Japhlapas)
[I wonder what
stands for, oh know wait! Industrry should be wondering that.]
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JamiJR ~ How come some of the posts repeat themselves from folder to folder? How come Psyce Online doesn't have real psycoanlisties running the message boards? I'd like them to interperate my dreams. Maybe HO could instead. If the Bold-Letter Person says they can I'll tell you my dreams. If the B-L P says they can't I'll tell them anyway. (JamiJR)
[The B-L P; that makes me sound almost cool. Feel free to share your dreams, but I have a feeling *that* would scare me.]
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What the hell is this, anyway? (SteeVee777)
[No one knows. No one tries to know. Just go with the flow.]
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hell, my love, soon finds winter. so soon the moon, the boy of life (Violet1116)
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JamiJR ~ Why do we have to put our SNs on these, aren't they automatically put there like in a regular e-mail? (JamiJR)
[Yes. Shh. Don't tell anyone else. It amuses me when someone puts their name after it and it gets repeated automatically.]
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JamiJR ~ Why is it that people can make chat rooms like I will impregnant your wife (but abberiated) but TOS gets on peoples' cases if they're in a chat room called "Gives Good Chia Head" & all we're talking about it Chia Pets & the Smart Clapper. (Heck, that's better then when we called the room Chicken and Elvis!) (JamiJR)
[Maybe ya can't say head? Maybe TOS doesn't have a head?]
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JamiJR ~ Anybody got a cure for the flu? Mine's getting worse. I've got the aches now & I think both my ears have infections. (JamiJR)
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You know, you guys make this game seem so easy, but I'm on to you, you're nothing more than a bunch of sadists, trying to make people sit in front of the computer for hours trying to think of something funny to say. Well the jig is up fellas, you can't rope me into this sick little scam you have going, just to show you that you have no power over me, I refuse to write something funny, and you can't make me. HA take that you sick, twisted bunch of maniacal "funny people" I'm gonna bring the authorities in on this one, and you'll regret the day you ever started this tawdry little "game" (if that's what you can call it) and we'll just see who's laughing then!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Piptoria)
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They call you Mr. Darkfont even though you told everyone you're female. How stupid can people be? It's like those people who think my SN stands for James Junior. It doesn't. It stands for Jami JoAnne Russell. I'm female too. I think we should call you Ms. Darkfont. Just a thought. (JamiJR) (JamiJR)
[I think some have, or was that you? I don't know what I'm called anymore. I'll just answer to anything.]
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ur~ (XvvAKUvvX)
[Yes?]
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ur~hur~ (XvvAKUvvX)
[Oh, XvvAKUvvX isn't calling me...this could be a problem answering to anything.]
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hurr~ hurr~ hurr~~~ (XvvAKUvvX)
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bud~ (XvvAKUvvX)
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wie (XvvAKUvvX)
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ER !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!!!!! (XvvAKUvvX)
[I liked the 80's ER sitcom better, unless that's what you are screaming about, although Elliot Gould has always scared me.]
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Does anybody else remember early 80's tv? Like silver Spoons, and Square Pegs? Facts of Life? Or Different Strokes? Webster? Benson? Three's Company? I grew up on that stuff-- well sorta', I was always more of a reader. (Industrry)
[Ah, 80's tv there we go. You forgot Punky Brewster, no, let's forget about her.]
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ARE YOU THREATINING ME. (Diablo12)
[Don't get worked up over it, they are empty threats. I'm a coward.]
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I haven't been doing any sucking up, but I think I'm gonna have to start. Can I have too many tokens?? How was that? (PaulCrash)