Winners of the Mini Ice Age-
[Okay, I have found you all liable so, pay me now. Does it work that way? No... I always have to give, give, give tokens, but what do *I* get in return? That's not a rhetorical question, I'd really like to know. But, I'll hide my pain, I'll get a book deal one day. That will make up for it all.]
[The first 8 tokens of the week go to Tocadisco. I don't think there is anything dirty in here.]
fsaldjladja wdjlksadj dasjd klsajd ksajd djasld lksajdlkwdj wkd wqdj jdlwkd p udr93wque oriuwqrie roiwquer poiwru oee wqei qeqwpiue oiwqeoie uoiwqeu wqpeiouoieuwqeo 2qoeiuqweekrlekr;lekr;lekr;ker;ke;rk;ekr;ekr;k; wpoieuwqeoiwueiwuewqieuiwquewqieuwqieuiwqueowqiuelwjelwjdlkwjeiamyourmasteryoumustlistentomycommandslekwlkelwkewlq;kepoei3poriporjejrelkjrlekjrlkjrlejrlej;rlkjerl;kejre;rlkjkwqjwijwiejwqedjwqlkdjwqdlkjwqldjwljdwqldj;wd;wjd;wqlkdjw;lkjwqoieuwewioqueoiwqeuowqiueoiwqueoiwqueq[ou[rleklrke;kr;lker;lke;lrk;ek;ekr'ro3iporipoiepirpeorjjkmdksanfmsdndsfndmfnds,mgfnds,mnf,mdsnf,mtakeoffyourclothesandlistentothebeatlesdsnf,mdsnf,msdn,fmnds,mfnw,mneflnmxnfm,dnmpraytotocadisco,fndfm,dnf,dsnf,dsmnf,sdnf,ds (Tocadisco)
[Moving right along, Krazyk242 gets 7 tokens. Krazy has entered several Random Thoughts, this is but one.]
Random Thought of the Day: Gophers will not take being slapped lightly. (Krazyk242)
[Now, let's pick up the pace. Each of the following entries receive 5 tokens.]
I did not atend school yesterday because the FBI had stumbled onto my illegal manufacturing of a non-dairy cheese product using ducks and an old sock and had tapped all the lines and bugged all of my house. I found the microphone embeded in the atomic bomb in my closet and the 'fed tapping on the power-line outside my window was hillariously unfunny. I attempted to smuggle the atom bomb out in my nose but then I sneezed and the chicken-milker exploded and all the crayons turned purple and she stabbed my teddy-bear . . . . . . . . . . . and then I killed the world. And then I woke-up and for the remainderof the day I was extremly paranoid. (Nyello)
Is your zoobity wonka wonka twee functioning correctly? (GrmReaperX)
I pledge allegience to Queen Frag and the mighty State of Hysteria. And to the Republic of Richard Stands, one nation, under Bob, invisible, with liberty and mustards for none. (Calvinbert)
It's a stuffed salamander. Something -wrong- with that? (Khaleth)
If you took a snake and let him go in the middle of a snowstorm and he froze, would he be straight or curled up? And if you hit somebody with the frozen snake, and they died, would the snake be a deadly weapon? Would it matter what kind of snake it was? (AIias AKA)
A is for apple, B is for boy, C is cat, D is for Dracula, E is for Erik (the phantom of the opera's real name), F is for fan, G is for Gigi, H is for Hades, I is for ice, J is for Jami, K is for kite, L is for Lestat, M is for motorcycle, N is for Naples, O is for ocean, P is for Paris, Q is for quite, R is for rest, S is for sexuality, T is for tounge, U is for umpire, V is for vampire, W is for window, X is for Xerox, Y is for yarn, and Z is for Zipper. Don't ask me why I did that, it's the Random Game, I don't need a reason! (JamiJR)
I wish that everyone in the world could win at least one token. Why don't the people at HO just give everyone a token for playing their games. If I could give away tokens I would. Why don't we start an uprising and not play this game ever again until evrybody has a token. MUTINY is the answer to everything. Mutiny I tell you Mutiny. (Tewmbj11)
Put a hamster in the microwave.Really. Just do it. And don't forget to turnit on. the microwave that is. It doesn't matter if the hamster is turned on or not. (SuprDags)
You keep changing the damn format! How am I supposed to fake entries! (GCard)
Mucus is leaking from every hole in my face-I threw up my intestines just a few minutes ago, every bone in my body had been knawed raw by some gopher from hell, even my fingernails hurt. I have become permanantly attached to a box of Kleenex. My throat has been ground into tiny pieces of pain. I think my nostrils just fell off. And does someone want to tell me why everything I look at is jumping around like it were rabid? My eyeballs are doing the macarena. Tokens might make me feel better. (Fire b4267)
when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie you've got mozerella cheese blocking your vision. crappit! (Fuzzysheep)
Ichthyomania: the abnormal excitement about fish. I've always said that there is nothing sexier than a nice, big codfish. (ChewLaRoue)
[The last 10 tokens of the week go to Bloodguilt for what is probably the longest entry to ever Random tokens.]
Sometimes when I get really bored, I start IMing myself. Here's a sample conversation:
Bloodguilt: Hey, blood!
Bloodguilt: How're you?
Bloodguilt: How're you?
Bloodguilt: I'm doing pretty well, and yourself?
Bloodguilt: I'm doing pretty well, and yourself?
Bloodguilt: Just fine, thanks for asking.
Bloodguilt: Just fine, thanks for asking.
Bloodguilt: What're you up to tonight?
Bloodguilt: What're you up to tonight?
Bloodguilt: Nothing much. I'm just a little bored.
Bloodguilt: Nothing much. I'm just a little bored.
Bloodguilt: Obviously. Why else would you be IMing yourself?
Bloodguilt: Obviously. Why else would you be IMing yourself?
Bloodguilt: Well, there could be a multitude of reasons...
Bloodguilt: Well, there could be a multitude of reasons...
Bloodguilt: Oh yeah? Name one.
Bloodguilt: Oh yeah? Name one.
Bloodguilt: Um, well...
Bloodguilt: Um, well...
Bloodguilt: My subconscious could IM my conscious mind with some insight I've never had before.
Bloodguilt: My subconscious could IM my conscious mind with some insight I've never had before.
Bloodguilt: Or only had deep down where I couldn't access it before, at least.
Bloodguilt: Or only had deep down where I couldn't access it before, at least.
Bloodguilt: That could never really happen!
Bloodguilt: That could never really happen!
Bloodguilt: Yes it could.
Bloodguilt: Yes it could.
Bloodguilt: No. You're just a moron.
Bloodguilt: No. You're just a moron.
Bloodguilt: Am not!
Bloodguilt: Am not!
Bloodguilt: Are so!
Bloodguilt: Are so!
Bloodguilt: Not! Not! Not!
Bloodguilt: Not! Not! Not!
Bloodguilt: Are too!!
Bloodguilt: Are too!!
Bloodguilt: Stop copying me!
Bloodguilt: Stop copying me!
Bloodguilt: Copycat! You're so immature!
Bloodguilt: Copycat! You're so immature!
Bloodguilt: I know you are, but what am I?
Bloodguilt: I know you are, but what am I?
Bloodguilt: An immature weasel of a copycat!
Bloodguilt: An immature weasel of a copycat!
Bloodguilt: Why don't you come over here and say that?
Bloodguilt: Why don't you come over here and say that?
Bloodguilt: ::going over there:: An immature weasel of a copycat!
Bloodguilt: ::going over there:: An immature weasel of a copycat!
Bloodguilt: Stop it!
Bloodguilt: Stop it!
Bloodguilt: Why do you keep copying me?
Bloodguilt: Why do you keep copying me?
Bloodguilt: I'm gonna tell Bloodguilt!
Bloodguilt: I'm gonna tell Bloodguilt!
Bloodguilt: Bloodguilt! Bloodguilt keeps copying me!
Bloodguilt: Bloodguilt! Bloodguilt keeps copying me!
Bloodguilt: You stupid kids. Can't you just shut up and behave for once?
Bloodguilt: You stupid kids. Can't you just shut up and behave for once?
Bloodguilt: Stop copying me!
Bloodguilt: Stop copying me!
Bloodguilt: Why don't you just go away and fall in a big pit?
Bloodguilt: Why don't you just go away and fall in a big pit?
Bloodguilt: I was considering it for a while, but then I thought, "Nah."
Bloodguilt: I was considering it for a while, but then I thought, "Nah."
Bloodguilt: "Nah?" That's all you thought?
Bloodguilt: "Nah?" That's all you thought?
Bloodguilt: No, I also thought. "I'm hungry. I could use some SPAM right about now."
Bloodguilt: No, I also thought. "I'm hungry. I could use some SPAM right about now."
Bloodguilt: SPAM does sound good. Anyone got a spoon?
Bloodguilt: SPAM does sound good. Anyone got a spoon?
Bloodguilt: I do.
Bloodguilt: I do.
Bloodguilt: Which one are you?
Bloodguilt: Which one are you?
Bloodguilt: Bloodguilt.
Bloodguilt: Bloodguilt.
Bloodguilt: I thought if we ignored her she'd stop copying us, but it still hasn't worked. My, she is persistent.
Bloodguilt: I thought if we ignored her she'd stop copying us, but it still hasn't worked. My, she is persistent.
Bloodguilt: Yes. That she is.
Bloodguilt: Yes. That she is.
Bloodguilt: It's nice to see someone with so much spunk and gumption nowadays.
Bloodguilt: It's nice to see someone with so much spunk and gumption nowadays.
Bloodguilt: So many kids just give up when you start ignoring them.
Bloodguilt: So many kids just give up when you start ignoring them.
Bloodguilt: Yeah, kinda like me. I'm always giving up before I finish what I've started.
Bloodguilt: Yeah, kinda like me. I'm always giving up before I finish what I've started.
Bloodguilt: Like now, for instance, I'm going to bed.
Bloodguilt: Like now, for instance, I'm going to bed.
Bloodguilt: Not even bothering to complete this conversation.
Bloodguilt: Not even bothering to complete this conversation.
Bloodguilt: Hey! That's mean! I don't want to go to sleep yet, and if you leave, I won't have anyone to talk to except dummy over there repeating everything we say.
Bloodguilt: Hey! That's mean! I don't want to go to sleep yet, and if you leave, I won't have anyone to talk to except dummy over there repeating everything we say.
Bloodguilt: As long as you talk about interesting subjects, it shouldn't be too bad.
Bloodguilt: As long as you talk about interesting subjects, it shouldn't be too bad.
Bloodguilt: I've always thought that talking to myself was much more fulfilling than talking to others.
Bloodguilt: I've always thought that talking to myself was much more fulfilling than talking to others.
Bloodguilt: I always understand the point I'm trying to make, and I have such brilliant insights into things.
Bloodguilt: I always understand the point I'm trying to make, and I have such brilliant insights into things.
Bloodguilt: But I digress. I'm going to bed now.
Bloodguilt: But I digress. I'm going to bed now.
Bloodguilt: Well, Bloodguilt, I guess it's just you and me now.
Bloodguilt: Well, Bloodguilt, I guess it's just you and me now.
(Bloodguilt)
[Special recognition but no extra tokens to Khaleth, GCard, BloodGuilt, Weenywoman and anyone else in on that conspiracy (Ender36 were you part of this?) for sharing IMs. I don't know why they did it, but I enjoyed it. I wish my friends were that interesting. Congratulations to this week's winners.]