Well, I just suck, don't I? Rhetorical question there. Here I sit so inadequate at a computer without AOL 3.0. Forced to create bold letters, so that you will like me...and not able to see them myself. I did get a glimpse of what happened yesterday on a better computer. Hey, it looked fine on this end. It must be your fault...No, I must accept responsibility. Sorry for that! I try again. On the bright side, most everyone was in bold yesterday. Did it feel better than it looked?
I DONT WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR MAGZINE (CaJoB9090)
[But you have to subscribe, if you want to win the sweepstakes!]
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how do you play the games
(JoshJay12)
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That BeerGut guy sounds cute. Sounds like my type of guy. I fantasize about him all the time. I like people with Beer guts. I like people who smell like beer. I don't like beer, though, to drink. (Dawn619645)
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My kids have a lot of fun with me. I pick them up and spin them around really fast for about two minutes. Then I let them go and watch them try to walk. That is really fun, and they seem to like it. Who says we don't bond? (Dawn619645)
[When you say "let them go," you mean you carefully place them down on the floor, right?]
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I know the Packers are going to lose. I am psychic. (Dawn619645)
[I'm not. I thought this would have finally been the year for the Bills. I also envisioned that only one Cowboy would have had trouble with the law this season.]
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Oh man, I have a cold. I'm really really sick. I think I'm going to die. I can't talk and all my friends are calling me "Darth Vader" and saying I sound like something that just crawled out of a coffin after a hundred years! I just had a cold like three weeks ago, and it's really depressing that I'm sick again! Could you please give me some tokens to make me feel better? Maybe they'll even be used as virtual throat lozenges, so that no one else online catches my cold...Please please can I have some tokens? If you don't gimme any, I might come over there and cough and sneeze in our face! (EvilClaws)
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Despite more complicated issues, threats are not devised on a totally dispicable basis when frogs are jumping over camels, they are presented when local submersions of devices of distinction present shirts of different sizes to species of beauty. Therefore, I should win the random game. (RedE2Jam)
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What are you doing to my entries, Bold Letter Guy? I vill kill you, ya know. Cuz I'm from Sveden. (Mr Onliner)
[He vust have took zem wiz him.]
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What does an Alabama boy hope his sister gets every 28 days --Her Period-- (Joey B bad)
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I know why they don't type their smiley faces like this.. (: , cause it looks like a peeking bald guy. Am i right?? (Kenderyn)
[That's much better than my reason, Kenderyn.]
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Hey!! I want to play this dumb game, but every time I try to get onto AOL, All I get is a busy signal. So I am sending this via my personal link to the Comsat-1 satellite that I built out of old telephone "black boxes". It works pretty well, except that I am not reeally here now, so don't bother even reading this, since it isnt here either, is it? Damn..have to go, its those pesky NASA guys again..They keep trying to cut off my link to........ (Rode Hard)
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....back again. As I was saying The guys..... (Rode Hard)
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...ok one more t... (Rode Hard)
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..damn.... (Rode Hard)
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..hey ..they are here...wait don't shoot..Wha UGH.....crash..... (Rode Hard)
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If I go to a restaurant to eat, then why do I eat? Think about it......... (Halicore)
[I didn't know this position involved thinking...Anybody else care to think for me?]
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you know...the more i play this game, the more absurd it becomes. i guess that one thing that really strikes me as funny, though, is the lack of humour in anything that anyone writes. (TODnCOPPER)
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isn't that weird??? the fact that i think it's funny that nothing's funny?? (TODnCOPPER)
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i'm here to tell you all that there is nothing funny about nothing being funny being funny. (TODnCOPPER)
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on the other hand....why do they put those big knobs on the perfect little sliding place between the escalators?? it ruins all the fun. (TODnCOPPER)
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my ass smells (SCID MARC)
[What does it smell like? Who is that endorses that get-rid-of-garlic-breath spray. I want to say George Kennedy. . .anyway, maybe that would help your ass.]
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How pointless does your entry have to be to be posted? (Spongewthy)
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If I lived here, I'd be home by now. (Spongewthy)
[More pointless than that, I'm afraid.]
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Any movie with "wa-ca-chic-a" in in is okay with me... (Spongewthy)
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Hey. whatever floats your boat... can you say that to a girl? (Spongewthy)
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Today I made a fool of myself. A typical day. (JH Probe)
[Now I feel like strange. Nothing's wrong; I always feel strange, especially after watching Jeopardy, which is strange because I didn't watch Jeopardy tonight.]
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WHO IS FINA? Wouldn't you like to know........he he he (Halicore)
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How's that for random? (JH Probe)
[You pushed the enter key, didn't you? How many times do I....oh nevermind.]
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One time I met my anti-self, and when we went to shake hands, we both disappeared (Halicore)
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I always feel like, somebody's watching me (Halicore)
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all you Elmo lovers-Big Bird is better! (Seaglass4)
[I always liked Cookie Monster...]
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I think my computer has gone out of wack. When I look at the posted entries all I see is bold entries. God, I'm glad I'm not in the Bald Letter Guy's shoes... (JH Probe)
[Yeah, thanks, JH. I'd try and come up with some witty excuse, but I'm a truth teller. Macs, atleast mine, sucks.]
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What is the BIG deal with these tokens? They are fake, people! (AustnHealy)
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I really have to take a piss. (UzeTheFors)
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I just took a piss. I feel much better now. (UzeTheFors)
[That was quick. I hope you bothered to get up from your computer. Hey, come to think of it, maybe that is why SCID MARC's ass smells.]
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wabba wabba wabba, mow mow mow (UzeTheFors)
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I'd like to take a moment of silence for the late Mr. Boldletter Writer Guy. Rest in Peace old friend... (Kumantes)
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*sob*
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*sob* (Kumantes)
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[In my opinion that wasn't very random. Now, if a dyslexic stutterer recited the alphabet, that would be random. Oh no, I just gave someone an idea.]
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Since i coined the name, Mr. Boldletterguy (go back and check the records, i was the first to give hime that name) i don't feel you deserve to keep his name. There are a lotta nice people out there, but that doesn't mean we call each of them Mr. Congeniality. Now, you may right in bold letters, that's fine and dandy....in fact you're pretty good at it.....so we should give you your OWN name, to identify your individuality.....so i will unveil it now.....
Mr. Darkfont.
YOU ARE NO LONGER MR BOLDLETTERGUY II, YOU WILL FOREVER BE
MR DARKFONT!!!!! (Tocadisco)
[That is fine with me :o) There will always be only one Mr. Bold Letterguy, and may he live long and--I'm about to quote star trek, aren't I? I can't bring myself to do it... Mr. Darkfont has a nice ring to it, thanks Tocadisco, but I feel I must tell you before some Crying Game sequel begins, I'm female.]
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How do you like your new name, Mr Darkfont? (Tocadisco)
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Once my dog had to sneeze and I held his mouth shut. His eyes blew out. No, really. . . it happened! Honest, it's true even if it didn't happen! (Merbeast)
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Mr. Darkfont, we really should welcome you to the Random Game, so here's the ol bronx cheer:
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Welcome to the Random Game, leave your medulla at the door. (Tocadisco)
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I RANDOMLY SELECTED A LETTER:
y (Tocadisco)
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Here's a buket of fruit for Mr. Darkfont, on his new job at Random Game:
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Well, it's the thought that counts (Tocadisco)
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Everybody,
HI Mr Darkfont (Tocadisco)
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WHAT HAPPENED TO MR'BOPLD LETTER GUY? WHAT HAVE YOU EVIL PEOPLE DONE WITH HIM!!! MY LIFE IS NOW IN SHAMBLES!!!! (Y'know, a few tokens might fix it.....) (Calvinbert)
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I've been using your name a lot Mr Darkfont, because in order for people to start calling you Mr Darkfont, i have to repeat many times your name, which is Mr Darkfont. After many repitions of the name Mr Darkfont, people will begin calling you Mr Darkfont and it is crucial that they do indeed call you Mr Darkfont. For if nobody calls you Mr Darkfont, then you can't really be Mr Darkfont, can you? No, cause by definition a name is what people call you. And hopefully they will get to call you Mr Darkfont. So this is why i made many entries regarding Mr Darkfont, ok Mr Darkfont?
Maybe it's overkill, but it's a good cause. (Tocadisco)
[In my opinion, overkill is good. Without overkill everyone would still like Friends, and that wouldn't be a good thing for humanity.]
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A little problem:
Mr Darkfont needs a first name.
I was thinking of the following names, Bartholomew, as in Bartholomew Darkfont.
Other first names i have thought of are:
Bigand, Really, Typesin, Doody, and Jose. (Tocadisco)
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What will it take to get my name on that friggin side place over there? And I want an answer!!!!! (Calvinbert)
[Someday your time will come. Patience.]
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How do we know tokens exist? Have any of you ever seen 'em? No, of course not. Maybe they're just raising our hopes, and they actually don't plan to give us anything. Just for that, i'm going to press enter.
Ha, there. & I'll do it again.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Calvinbert)
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Just on the side, write "Calvinbert. Enough said." (Calvinbert)
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Eitehr that, or name a category or something! PLEASE?!?!? I wanna be famous!! FAMOUS FAMOUS FAMOUS!!!! pwease? pweety pweety pwease with buttew on top, and a big chewwy? pwease? :::makes big bambi eyes:::: (Calvinbert)
[You know, if your name was put on the side, you'd only have 24 hours of online fame. Online fame equals 1/12th real fame. And once your period of fame is over it is erased from everyone's memory but your own. No archive of famous margin people. And then you would be left, a famous person among those who don't know the withdrawl of celebrity you are going through. Do you think you are ready for such a lonely struggle?]
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A random alphabet and numbers. How random can you get? (Calvinbert)
[There you go. This is what I was trying to tell Tbird.]
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S. O. S. ...___... ...___... ...___... (Calvinbert)
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Gotta go eat mexican rice. Why, I don't know, I'm not even mexiacn, but i gotta anyway. buh -bye now. (I'll be back, so don't start partying over the fact that I'm leaving) (Calvinbert)
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guy walks into a bar sees a donkey with a pile of ten dollar bills in front of him, so the guy walks up to the batender and asks,
"what is that donkey doing with that pile of ten dollar bills in front of him?"
so the bartender says,
"If you put ten dollars down and you make the donkey laugh you get the pile."
So the guy says "ok"
walks up to the donkey puts the ten dollars down, and wispers in its ear.
The donkey just cracks up laughing.
So the guy takes the money without a words and leaves. A week later the guy walks into the same bar and the donkey is there again but this time with a pile of twenties in front of him so the guy asked the bartender,
"whats the donkey doing now with twenties in front of him?"
So the bartender says,
"well now if you put a twenty down and can make the donkey cry you get the pile of twenties."
The guy says "OK"
Walks up to the donkey puts his money down wispers in the donkeys ear and the donkey just starts crying.
So this time as the guy walks out the door, the bartender stops him and says,
"first we said you have to make the donkey laugh and then you had to make the donkey cry and you did them both. What did you say to make him do that?"
so the guy says "Well the first time i told the donkey my dick was bigger than his so he laughed at me the next time i showed him." (Beauty3245)
[Beauty, you read the Giggle Box, don't you?]
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Elmo should join Paul. (ADTYLER)
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Michael Irving really didn't break his collar bone, he hurt his trigger finger for when he makes pistols with his hand!! (CrazyGuy01)