MCEic13 - (A very annoying game.. but very random) Repeat after me.... (after one is said, say one and then two... one, two and three... etc) 1 hen, 2 ducks, 3 squalking geese, 4 limeric oysters, 5 corpulant porpouses, 6 pairs of Don Alvers
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MissScully - Script from the first scene with Billy and Julie in Rodgers and Hamersteins Carousel
Julie: Well, and then what?
Billy: Huh?
Julie: You were tellin me a story. You were just puttin out the lights when..
Billy: Oh yeah. Well, j
[Anyone pissed yet that their entries are cut off? I'll be hearing about this for weeks to come, won't I?]
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MissScully - Thank you Moo...I thought it was awful funny myself..it's also nice to know that people DO read my crap.
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MissScully - When colleges and school districts have a budget crisis, Art Departments are often one of the first to be lost. Here in Billings, for example, District administrators have said that art is purely "extracurricular" and serves little i
[Something clever stated by MissScully has probably been lost forever. But, in response, let me say, that I agree. The United States is going to lose all of it's culture if the attitude towards the Arts continues to
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Moodyviper - AWWW, did I frighten you! Give me tokens!!!
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Moodyviper - Best when purchased by date on bottom.
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Moodyviper - Booo!
[Good thing I had some warning, next time I may not be so lucky.]
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Moodyviper - Hello new bold-letter type person!!!!!!!
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Moodyviper - and now for something completely random......................
[Did anyone see John Cleese on Late Night thursday night? I don't remember anything he said because I couldn't take my eyes off his facial hair.]
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Moodyviper - toys for tots...hmmmm...do we get catsup with that?
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Mr Onliner - ~!@#$%^&()** ATTENTION **()&^%$#@!~
The Random Game has disappointed me lately (cept for all them tokens! That was purdy cool!). This game needs real leadership. This game needs a leader who cares. This game needs some monkies and
[Apparently HO software does not like objective critisism.]
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Ousiderb - Here is my list of the top ten dumbest questions that you could ask someone. 1. How did Queen come up with their name? (ask Fred Mercury) 2. What is a grasse noll? (I don't care) 3. Where are my keys?(ya, like you hid them) 4. If you wo
[It'd probably be pretty tough to ask Freddie. . .silent, special K. . .probably in your hand. . .I don't know the rest. . .]
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PaulCrash - The voices in my head are telling me to sign off. Bye
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Rally T - Ode To Spam
You'll never meet a meat as sweet,
A meat so sweet as Spam.
Just thing of all those fond memories
That came from that blue tin can.
The fire was crackling and dancing
Over the buildings as bullets flew outside,
But t
[To all those who wanted to know: This is what happens when you press the enter key! Lovely tributes to spam, scripts, and miscellany are all compromised because the buffer has been filled with the End Of Line code. I don't know if that is really what happens, but it's a good theory.]
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SIM Being - I am sorry to mention this and I don't mean to be rude but, YOU NEVER GAVE ME MY SEVEN TOKENS. REMEMBER, YOU SAID I WOULD RECIEVE THEM IN THE RANDOM ENTRIES THING CALLED "The "Text"-Files: Special Token Giveaway" WELL GUESS WHAT. YOU N
[I'll check into this. But, I must warn you, I never remember to do things I'm told unless you remind me a minimum amount of times. Care to shoot for that minimum?]
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SIM Being - I feel drunk but I'm sober*
*Lyrics reprinted without permission.
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ScorpioAsh - K. PADDED T-SHIRT BRA
Olga's newest bra offers undetectable support, the smoothest possible shaping, beneath T-shirts and all body-close knits. Silky smooth inside and out, via it's all stretch Tactel(registered) padded c
[Too bad this didn't all come through. I could use a new bra. I don't need a padded one, but it might make a nice ear warmer.]
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ScorpioAsh - Did you ever realize hoiw truly stupid the coyote was? He let a bird outsmart him. So i guess being called a birdbrian is better than being called a coyote brain.
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ScorpioAsh - GOOD: School was canceled today.
BAD: Stupid ScorpioAsh got up, got ready for school, didn't listen to the radio, and arrived on time to find and empty parking lot.
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ScorpioAsh - HEY bold letter guy- mutant letter guy is pissing me off. everything of his/hers you put on the read thing is actually Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey. It was once random. Like when Jack Handey said it. But then MutantYoda said it and..
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ScorpioAsh - I adore glitter.
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ScorpioAsh - I am a human Sleep Deprivation experiment.
[You could be of some help to me. Are you sworn to secrecy?]
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ScorpioAsh - I hate people who stop listening to a band after the band gets exposure. They claim that it's "trendy" and refuse to like the band any longer. Why is it trendy if you like the music?!?
[I can't help you there. All the music I listen to is pure crap and the bands that play it will never get exposure.]
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ScorpioAsh - I have a collection. Of fishnet stockings. So far it consists or: black with back seam, white, plum, light greyish purple, maroon, light red, pea green, light teal, and hot pink.
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ScorpioAsh - I want my tongue peirced. Just think.. i could have a hole inside of a hole.. like my mouth is a hole, and inside that hole is a hole... oh, nevermind. but i do want one.
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ScorpioAsh - I wish had motivation.
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ScorpioAsh - I wish i was a butterfly. Then i'd only have to put up witrh all you damn humans for the few weeks that my life span would consist of.
[I'm not very good, but I believe you have 1 wish left.]
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ScorpioAsh - If i sat in the fridge for too long, would i get moldy?
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ScorpioAsh - If you're happy and you know it clap you're hand ::clap,clap:: If you're happy and you know it clap you're hands ::clap, clap::
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ScorpioAsh - Jst Say No!!!
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ScorpioAsh - My dog could eat your cat. But my cat could mutilate my dog. Now, my hamster....!!!!
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ScorpioAsh - My eyebrows are too bushy. They are thick and have long dark brown hairs, darker than my actual hair color. I hate them. My mother used to tell me thhey were like Brooke Sheilds. I was not comforted. She's out eatin chili. My mother,
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ScorpioAsh - My hamster hates me. He runs into the circular tube in his house whenever i enetr my room, where he resides. And he tries to chew his way out of his Deluxe Hamster Apartment. And he never goes on his exercise wheel except when i'm try
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ScorpioAsh - One of the main traumatizing factors in my life was in my freshman year of high school. I tried out for the play, A Christmas Carol. I was cast as Tiny Tim. I'm a girl. I was cast as Tiny Tim.
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ScorpioAsh - Peace out, g-homey. Or something.
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ScorpioAsh - Point to your head and say the abbreviation for "mountain".
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ScorpioAsh - Salvador Dali is wonderful.
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ScorpioAsh - Sheik. Get some.
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ScorpioAsh - Shirley Manson. Worship her. In ther case you're old or just tasteless, she is the beautiful sexy leadsinger (this from a straight female so she must rock!) of a wonderful "alternative" music group called Garbage. But it's not. Garbag
[Just acknowledging the fact that your entries have been truncated, and clearing my name. I think you are in the lead in that category, too bad there is no prize for that.]
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ScorpioAsh - Speaking of glitter. I like sequins as well. I have a red sequined skirt. And for Christmas my mom gave me a silver sequined bra. Is that and odd gift to recieve from one's mother?
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ScorpioAsh - Voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir?
[Pas ce soir, j'ai une migraine.]
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ScorpioAsh - Why khaki?
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ScorpioAsh - it snowed.
[There too?]
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ScorpioAsh - oh, puppy pee, oh puppy pee...you make the sno-ow yell-ow. that rhymed.
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ScorpioAsh - roses are red, violets are blue, bold letter guy is pretty damn cool.
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Sega Speed - Eat More Chicken
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Sega Speed - Swing Ya monkey round and round
hen beat it to the ground ground ground
Sega Speed
[Today's entries have a recurring monkey theme, did you guys get together beforehand?]
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T Crude - My funny line of the day: Did you hear about that 'Snack time Cabbage patch doll' eating all the people...Its become so popular Barbie just broke up with Ken for it!!!!! Or as I like to call it: the Matte
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TODnCOPPER - i'll bet that you guys can't guess my other name...
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Tocadisco -
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[Are the 1s and 0s binary code, or does everything just remind me of it?]
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Tocadisco - Am i really who i claim i am?
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Tocadisco - Fess up
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Tocadisco - I can eat you
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Tocadisco - I love Kenderyn.
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Tocadisco - I've gots indigestion.
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Tocadisco - Mr Darkfont, i never understood why you guys chose bold over italics, to make your little comments....what about bold italics?
Can you post in red too?
I am baffled by your super text powers
[I just follow Mr Bold Letterguy's precedent. That's the way I am, be content to stay with the flow. Being different is too much of an effort.]
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Tocadisco - i store my teeth in a blender
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Vraith - How many different words can YOU make the letters in "THE RANDOM GAME". I don't want to do it. I just wondered if you knew.....
[Using all the letters? I'll take an uneducated guess: 0. If you mean just using four or more letters, I'd have to say 523. One of them would be "ahem." Another would be "orangeade."]
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Vraith - Watch for wackos, they are every where!
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Vraith - You should be nice to MissScully, take a look at the random morons she hangs around with.......
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Wukkolar - all of you new people suck. you know who you are.
[And that goes double for me, eh?]
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Wukkolar - you know what TOS stands for?? Thirty Obscure Schmucks. that's who runs it. they hate everyone. i wish i could make up silly rules for my house and then kick the people out for not complying. rule #1. the use of the letter "e" wil
[Looks like TOS didn't like what you were proposing.]
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XxKhAoSxX - Scooby Doo is indeed the Anti-Christ, I should know cause he told me the other night when I was going to the store was packed with cheese on my sandwhich so I decided to jump over the Gatorade bottle that fell at my house there was a g
[Then what *is* Kathie Lee Gifford?]
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Zeroloo - I hate hangovers have you drink alot.
[I don't drink, that's why I really hate it when I have a hangover.]
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Zeroloo - I know this guy who had his people always say to him eww how did that happen?
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Zeroloo - If you were in a room full of people with your name, and someone called that name would you say "what?"
[I don't think 2 people in a room would have my name, even if I asked them to take it.]