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[AOL 3.0 rules! (Do you think Steve Case is looking? No?) Okay, in actually, I'm finding it sucks. You see, I upgraded for you lovely people. I believe my dark font is now under control. Yes, this thanks to AOL 3.0. However, I think their system requirements are a little optimistic. I have the recommended requirements...okay, the minimum requirements. But, is it too much to ask to be able to have, let's say, a web page loading while reading a newsgroup? I don't think so. But, nooooo! I suppose it's a small price to pay to be able to see bold though, huh?
In other news, I now officially feel settled in to the Random Game. I had my first experience with the wonders of the random game's entry software. As you will see, they entries are set up in a different way--alphabetically and with screen names first. I don't know why. But, that's not the best part! The best part is that it obviously cut entries off! Isn't that cool?!]
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Adrock212 - a guy walks into a bar..............ouch....... get it, get it??? funny ain't it!!!!!!!
[It was probably not very funny to the guy.]
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Adrock212 - random......wrote a song about it.....wanna hear it? here it go..........uummm........uumm...... random suks....huh huh huh huh
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Adrock212 - you know what sucks??? those damn littl punctuation faces........:)......:(.......;)..... do people really think those are funny????
[I don't think emoticons are used by people to make other people laugh. In fact, I don't think it has anything to do with being funny. I think they are used to annoy people. If you are ever unfortunate enough to get an email from me, you would see the email plastered with smiley faces ending every sentence. It is to make the letter appear longer, and to give the impression that I am happy to be writing you.]
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BabyLamms - It was my birthday and no one cared. My dad came over for lunch and my mom bought me a pair of jeans, which I am now wearing. Nobody else cared though. What a bad birthday.
[You should have said something. I didn't know...]
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BitterActr - If at first you don't succeed, try again...then quit, no sense being a damn fool about it.
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BitterActr - That's a lie. There's no such thing as a Globetrotter.
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BitterActr - The Harlem Globetrotters kicked the Ghost Ship's ass!
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BitterActr - there's a monster in my pants and it does a funky dance----B52'S
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CortJstr - Big Brother is watching (kind of a pervert, isn't he?) (CortJstr)
[Deja News is watching too.]
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CortJstr - and I love Kenderyn (CortJstr)
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DUNSAN4 - Don't move we're in a mine field.
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DUNSAN4 - Things aren't moving near as fast as you think they are.
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DUNSAN4 - Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
[One of my favorite Groucho Marx quotes.]
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DUNSAN4 - Wikki, Wikki, Wocket, what is in your pocket?
[Apparently, for over 80 weeks on the Billboard charts, I have one hand in my pocket and one is making a peace sign.]
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DUNSAN4 - Wikki, Wikki, Woozie, boy I need a machine gun. (I don't know how to spell "oozie" )
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DUNSAN4 - Wikki, Wikki, Wukki, I want to kick your ducky
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DUNSAN4 - Wuzzle in the Puzzle. Gobble,gobble,gobble.
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Docmoron - QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[Doc and moron two words I never want to hear together. I also don't want a doctor like those in the Levi's ads.]
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Dopehat33 - I got my toungue pierced and I haven't been eating nothing but f***ing mashed potatoes for an entire week.
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ErinED - dot dot dot dash dash dot dash dot dash
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Fuzzysheep - i miss the REAL bold letter guy. what's his e-mail address?
[I'm not going to tell you because you made me cry.]
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GahanE - Human Big or small..... Human-flea.......ahhhhh Human Biiiiiiiig!! Human-sea.......ahhhhh Human Smaaaall!! Human-me...................tiny creature!!!
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GahanE - I hate my human container... it gets so crowded and its of such poor quality.. and it simply wears down to quickly!! I hate my human container!!!!
[Did your warranty run out yet? I could get you a good deal on a brain. Unfortunately, it's President Kennedy's and I think it's missing at the moment.]
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GahanE - If nothing wasn't something... then how could we define it?
[I was just about to ask you that...]
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GahanE - random house....publish this!!!!!
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Gator260 - hello
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GeoClinton - ;)
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GeoClinton - Eat me
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GeoClinton - Save a tree eat a beaver.
[I think this answers the earlier question in the week of what would happen if Clinton posted here.]
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GeoClinton - i like bagels
[I like Skippy Peanut Butter; it contains a tolerable level of rat feces.]
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GeoClinton - i like to get Road Gums and dragons.(if you want to know what either of those are ask me)
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GeoClinton - i rAped my principal
[Why do I have a feeling that GeoClinton is related to a Dallas Cowboy?]
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Halicore - Duck spelled backwards is kcud. Think about it.
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Halicore - Everyone calm down: theres someone outside my house. They're walking down the street on that sidewalk thing. OH MY GOD, they turned their head, but not at me. OK, OK they're gone now. Everyone calm down again, Wheh.......
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Halicore - Heeeeeee....Haaaaaaaaaaaa......Hooooooooooooo........I just saw something
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Halicore - I can't wait until tommorow cus I get better looking everyday
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Halicore - I got skizm-blazoid last night
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Halicore - I killed someone once......but I said I was just kidding...........then everyone laughed
[I shot someone once just to watch him die. Then I got distracted and missed it. My friends tried to describe to me, but it just wasn't the same. Oh, there I go quoting someone else again.]
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Halicore - My house was really cold one time. I didn't know why, so I called the heating guy and he put in a lot of heaters. Then he left but it didn't work. I finally realized I was missing a wall.
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Halicore - Oh, the bells!!! Listen to the bells!!!!!! Ding-a-ling, hear them ring, everybody listen to the bells!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Where are you, Halicore? I can just barely hear them.]
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Halicore - One time I had to go to the men's room, but I accidentally went in the ladie's room. I didn't want to come out because people would laugh at me. So I stayed in the stall for six months and grew my hair really long, like a girls. Then
[Ooo, thanks to aol, what a cliffhanger we have here.]
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Halicore - One time my door was closed so I ran through the wall
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Halicore - So I was walking in a desert, and then I sat down. Think about it
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Halicore - Update: Some else just walked outside my house again. I think I'm under attack, This guys running and hes got a dog with him. Ok he just disappeared but I think he might come back. I'm getting my gun........
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Halicore - Whats with those tests they do on T.V? They say, "This is only a test." And then you hear that annoying beep. What do they do that for? Like I'm gonna be watching T.V if theres a tornado over my house.
[They replaced that emergency test, haven't they? I think, the annoying beep, of which you speak, was frightening barnyard animals so they replaced it with much more calming siren.]
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Halicore - You know what I've always wondered: I've wondered if anyone has ever said, peanut butter flies on the dock at seven o'clock. If not I just said it for the first time ever
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Halicore - You know whats really fun: you know that thing that does that thing, you know? You know what it is, it does that thing. You know? Yeah, you know? Thats really fun.
[Don't tell that thing, but I have a secret crush on that thing it does.]
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Industrry - For the guy who was revering the begining letter of words to make new words or non-words. (IE fried chicken = chied fricken) That is called a SPOONERISM... name after Alfred Spoooner who was known for making this mistake quite often.
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Industrry - For your information, this is not random. That is correct; it is totally NOT random. It has been planned. I have pre-meditated this comment for days on end. Once again: this is a non-random entry. There, I've said it. I have
[I'd like to finish your post for you, but I don't know what you were going to say.]
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JH Probe - "ovulating"...eewww!
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JH Probe - (not really)
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JH Probe - After all, how am I supposed to get tokens if I keep insulting you like this? Our life long friendship must not be unbroken. But I'll never stop calling you "Bald Letter Guy".
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JH Probe - By the way, Mr. Bald Letter Guy, it does impress me if your the one that does that left margin thing.
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JH Probe - Hey Bald Letter Guy...I've been thinking...How do we KNOW that your a guy and not a gal? You might be some trans-sexual freak for all we know...
[You'd have to ask Bold Letter Guy that, but I told you I'm a gal. . .and of course you should believe everything I say.]
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JH Probe - Hey Bald Letter Guy...no hard feelings...OK?
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JH Probe - I am now typing this sentence. NO...I'm in the process of typing it...NO...I'm done...AHHHHH!!!!!!
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JH Probe - I got disconnected, then it took me another 83 tries to get back on. I was happy after that. Sure, I had aged a bit, but I was happy
[You are a very well adjusted person. Oh, I shouldn't judge.]
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JH Probe - I hate it when people type stupid entries like this one!
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JH Probe - I've got a problem...I keep hearing this voice in my head talking about monkeys...monkeys...monkeys...GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD! GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD! Please...you've got to help me...monkeys everywhere...
[Well, one thing to be thankful for--at least it is only a voice talking about monkeys. If the sound in your head was actually monkey sounds, you would probably not have the resources left within to type the above entry...]
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JH Probe - Is Liar16 really a liar?
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JH Probe - MONKEYS! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JH Probe - RATS??? BEARS??? WHERE??? AHHH!!! I BET THEY'VE SURROUNDED ME.....I KNEW I SHOULD'VE BROUGHT MY RAT AND BEAT REPELLENT WITH ME TODAY...
[Beets! Ahhhhhh!]
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JH Probe - This Kenderyn sickens me...
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JH Probe - eewww...trans-sexual...
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JH Probe - monkeys everywhere...
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JH Probe - monkeys...urinating everywhere...must resist temptation to do so also...
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JH Probe - please...monkeys...make it stop...
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JH Probe - these monkeys...all over...must resist sudden urge to urinate...GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!
[I think this is a case for Matlock.]
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Jpilot42 - Huked en foniks reely wurkt fur mi
[So, this post ranks right up there with the entering of the directions in both overall creativity and originality, doesn't it?]
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KdsInThHal - Black turtlenecks never go out of fashion... ;)
[Not around here they don't.]
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KdsInThHal - TO AOL: Pee and run!
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KdsInThHal - why don't they make prozac flavoured ice cream?
[flavour? Oh no! Has a Canadian entered our realm? ;o)]
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KiheBard - January 9th, 1997ce. Random notes from the front lines of the CyberWars. MMX launches threaten the entrenched bastions of the existing application base, while Mac faithful build toward yet another Jihad. "There is no safe place in the
[We are all doomed, KiheBard is the only one who knows where it is not safe. I think we should bribe him. Do you like Animal Crackers? What about Peppridge Farm Goldfish? I think JH Probe would give you a good deal on some monkeys.]