My father-in-law and mother-in-law were driving to Halifax years ago and my father-in-law was going a bit above the local speed limit. My dear mother-in-law was hard of hearing and didn't have her hearing aid on so the conversation was quite limited.

An RCMP highway patrol picked them up on his radar and pulled them over.

He asked my father-in-law for his drivers license and registration.

"What'd he say ?" screamed my mother-in-law....

"He asked for my lisence and registration..." bellowed back my father-in-law.

The RCMP looked at his drivers license and said... "So...you're from Clare...are ya ? Boy...I had the worst sex ever in Clare... " he continued...

"What'd he say ?" screamed my mother-in-law...

"He said he thinks he knows you..." my father-in-law yelled back...