I was flying to Toronto one time and I was lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. We exchange brief hellos and I noticed she was reading a manual about sexual statistics. This sorta peeked my interest to say the least so I asked her about it and she said...

"This is a very interesting book...makes me look at men in a totally different light as to who I'd like to spend time with. It says that Canadian Indians have the longest average penis and French Acadian men have the biggest average diameter..."

Then she continued..."By the way...my name is Jill... what's yours ?"

"Tonto d'Entremont...nice to meet you..." I replied.