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Melvin Udall:      What if this is as good as it gets?

    Melvin:  How can you diagnose me as obsessive compulsive and then tell me I have a

                   choice about barging in here?

    Melvin: People who talk in analogies should have to shampoo my crotch.

    Melvin: Sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.

    Simon: I love you, Melvin.  (he is gay)

    Melvin: I tell you, buddy, I'd be the luckiest man alive if that's what did it for me.

    Melvin Udall: You make me want to be a better man.

    Carol Connelly: That's maybe the best compliment of my life.

    Melvin Udall: Well maybe I overshot a little, because I was aiming at  just

                           enough  to  keep  you from walking out.

Melvin Udall: I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!

    Carol: Do you want to dance?

    Melvin: I've been thinking about that for a while.

    Carol: [standing up] Well?

    Melvin: No.

    Melvin: Judging from you're eyes, I'd say you were fifty.

    Carol: Judging from your eyes, I'd say you were kind.

    Simon Bishop: If you stare at someone long enough, you start to see their humanity.

    Receptionist: How do you write women so well?

    Melvin Udall: I think of a  man, and I take away reason and accountability.

    Carol Connelly: Do you have any control over how creepy you can get?

   Melvin Udall (introducing Carol and Simon):  Carol the waitress , Simon the fag.