i refuse
to hold that goddamn coax
while you put 20 watts
through it
rf burns are
no fun
i have been up for almost 20 hours
calling cq
making qso's
and now you want me
to help you build
a six meter antenna
at two in the morning
i'm going home

a feast of polystyrene

i wander over to the vending machine
wondering
what i shall eat
realizing the whole time
that it's really sad
that i'm eating
gardettos
for dinner again

when i was picking beans in guatemala

the coffee maker
by the 3rd floor cage
just overflowed the cup for the umpteenth time
shit

some asshole
just ran right into me
while i was driving down the street
now i know how
jacques villeneuve
felt

mexican food and the increasing cost of living

bean burritos in rochester are
eighty-nine cents
in sioux falls they are only
sixty-nine cents
bunch of savages in this town

internet service providers and unfulfilled expectations

i hated getting booted every 15 minutes
with prodigy
so we dumped them in favor of
an isp called
borg
we have been assimilated

cones are our friends

so don't run them over
or move them out of their box
or else you shall incur
a 2 second penalty
does everyone now understand
the down and out rule

why do canadians
make such good
race car drivers
is it the roads
the higher speed limits
or simply the cold
that may be it actually
it would explain why drivers from
new york and minnesota
are so good

jackie chan's fast break

i would like to see
jackie chan
or chow yun-fat
in a basketball movie
maybe with
paul simon
the replacement playaz

voices 2000 love death and the pontiac fiero

do you know what they announce at the prom
neither do i
so i went out into the parking lot
killed the valet with a single roundhouse kick
to the head
took my keys
and got into my car
it seems as if i have left my
lights on